Venezuela
"...And We Are Hungry. We Are Oh So Very Hungry..."
Aaron RuparRep. Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We have spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes .. we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
Reporter: I Thought You Didn't Care What Happens To The EU.Trump: We need Greenland. Right now, Greenland is covered with Russian and Chinese ships.
Reporter: What would the justification be for a claim to Greenland?
Trump: The EU needs us to have it.
STEPHANOPOULOS: From The International Criminal Court?STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump said the US is going to 'run Venezuela.' Under what legal authority?
RUBIO: We want a better future for the people of Venezuela
STEPHANOPOULOS: I'll ask again - what is the legal authority?
RUBIO: We have court orders
No, We Won'tUnfortunately the left will just call this colonization.
"That's All The Legal Authority Anybody Needs..."
The BulwarkRubio: "You cannot continue to have the largest oil reserves in he world under the control of adversaries of the United States."
To Be Fair, Miller Himself Doesn't Most Of The Time
Blue GeorgiaStephen Miller goes on a rant defending Trump's imperialist aggression against Venezuela: "We're a superpower... we are going to conduct ourselves as a superpower."
Jake Tapper: "I don't even know what you're talking about right now."
"Honey, Did You Wash The Dishes Like You Said You Would?"Beth Rigby: "Has the US violated international law?"
Keir Starmer: "Intl law is really important..."
"You're not going to say whether they have or they havn't?"
"I'm going to be clear that I believe in intl law, I've long been an advocate of intl law"
The US Government Is Great At Nation DestroyingUS gonna hurt and starve all Venezuelans unless they abide
"The lights are literally going to go off. They're not going to be able to pay policemen or firefighters or teachers... unless they begin to cooperate with Pres. Trump
"I'll Have It Mondays, Wednesdays And Fridays, And Donald Can Have It Tuesdays, Thursdays And Saturdays."BREAKING: In a stunning display of subservience, Maria Corina Machado says she wants to hand her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump, "to share it" with him.
If that happens, the committee got it wrong.
Everywhere Else
Actually, It's The TariffsBREAKING: In a stunning moment, Bank of America's CEO just slammed the Trump Admin's deportation plans blaming them for increased prices. Wow.
Did All The MAGAts Who Were Against Forever Wars Vote For This?PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST NOW:
Trump: "Colombia is run by a sick man, he's not going to be doing it for very long."
Reporter: "So there will be an operation by the US in Colombia?"
Trump: "Sounds good to me."
I Wonder What They'll Call The Global Organization That Comes After The United Nations You Know, After The Next World WarJUST IN: U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio:
"I don't care what the UN says. The UN doesn't know what they're talking about......."
"If Your Neighbours Were Shooting Their Children, Would You Not Try To Stop Them?""The IDF are sniping children."
British 'Journalist': "Israel are one of our allies.."
"The IDF soldiers were ordered to shoot at Gazans who were waiting for food."
British 'Journalist': How can we not support our allies?
1986? Who Remembers That Far Back? Man, You Old!
David FrumTrump's new plan to create foreign revenue sources for the president, and spend that revenue in ways that bypass Congress, is exactly what was at issue in the Iran-Contra scandal of 1986
"If I Can't Make Money From It Or Screw It, Screw It!"
Spencer HakimianTrump: "I found health care sort of like... not of tremendous interest."
It's Good To Know That Donald Trump Isn't The Only Republican Official Who Lies More Easily Than Breathing.Oz: Let me share something with you that I learned recently. By federal law, if you sign someone up for medicaid, you also give them the right to vote so you are building up a very partisan group of individuals. This is political patronage of at the expense of medicaid.
Haven't You Learned How To Use Adult Diapers To Deal With Those Kinds Of Movements?
Aaron RuparTrump: "I could have the most unbelievable four years - and I guess I'm not allowed to run. I'm not sure. Is there a little something out there that I'm not allowed to run? But let's assume I was allowed to run. There's gonna be a constitutional movement."
"Somebody Needs To Tell Him."NEW: Trump tells House Republicans that he wishes they could explain to him "what the hell is going on with the public," saying he has the right policies and doesn't understand recent criticism."