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Hope You Enjoy The Fireworks We're Bringing
Those Of You Who Survive Them, At Any Rate...

Homeland Security
@DHSgov

GOOD MORNING MINNEAPOLIS!

Oh, Yeah. People Forget That Christ Supported Capital Punishment From His Position On The Cross

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

Fascist Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon tells Trump to "arrest Tim Walz, bring him to DC, try him and hang him. Honor Christ. Save the country."

If His Political Ambitions Don't Work Out, It's Good To Know That There's A Career Waiting For Him As An Intern In The Writer's Room At Gutfeld

FactPost
@factpostnews

Johnson: Does that mean we're going to send troops into Greenland and take it over? No. Did Marco say something like that? I think he did. But I think he did it with a smile. He was... it was... I took that as a joke. He was trying to be humorous about it, okay?

Something Seems Off About His Math
Did The Prime Minister Remember To Carry The Three?

Suppressed News.
@SuppressedNws1

JUST IN: Israeli PM Netanyahu says that one Israeli life is equivalent to 40 Americans.

He says 1,000 Israelis dying on October 7th is "equivalent to about 40,000 Americans."

Let's Do Some Calculating:
If One Israeli Life Is Worth 1,000 Americans, How Can We Say That One Israeli Life Is Worth 100,000 Palestinians?
Yeah, The Netanyahu Math Checks Out (Did You Catch My Marco Rubio Voice?)

Chris Menahan
@infolibnews

Dr. Phil: Israelis are the real victims of the Gaza genocide.

(This is from the intro to his new Netanyahu interview.)

Watters: So, It Will Help The Average American OIL COMPANY, But What About The Average American?
Vance: What Network Am I On, Again?

Acyn
@Acyn

Watters: How does taking out a dictator in Venezuela help the average American?

Vance: It means is we are going to be able to control the incredible natural resources of Venezuela

"Even If He Has To Kill Thousands Of Your People To Do It. He Can Be Very Focused That Way - Confused, But Focused!"

PatriotTakes
@patriottakes

GOP Senator Lindsey Graham: "And to the Ayatollahs you need to understand, if you keep killing your people who are demanding a better life, Donald J. Trump is going to kill you."

Was He Using His Marco Rubio Voice When He Said It?

Mike Sington
@MikeSington

"Marco Rubio, we salute you." This is so cringe worthy. Tony Dokoupil, new CBS Evening News MAGA anchor, devotes entire segment to gushing over Trump minion Marco Rubio.

Oh, Yeah? You And What Mint?

George
@BehizyTweets

BREAKING: Secretary of State Marco Rubio has informed members of Congress that the United States intends to purchase Greenland.

Fox News Suffers A Quarterback Sackler

Acyn
@Acyn

Trent: I'm from Appalachia. Do you know who has caused the most harm here as far as drugs? The Sackler family.

Schroedinger's Spine

Kyle Clark
@KyleClark

NEW: House Republicans uphold President Trumps veto of a clean drinking water project in Colorado. The bill passed Congress unanimously last year. Two-thirds were needed for an override. Trump has promised "harsh measures" against Colorado over false election rigging claims.

Q: "Who Made The Determination About Jurisdiction?"
Noem: "We Did, Of Cou - Oh, I See What You Did, There."

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Q: "The head of the Minnesota state investigations agency said that they've been cut out of the investigation into the fatal shooting...Can you explain that reversal?"

Noem: "They have not been cut out. They don't have jurisdiction in this investigation."

To Be Fair, If You're A Palestinian, Breathing May Lead To Arrest Or Imprisonment, So What Have They Got To Lose, Really?

Legitimate Targets
@LegitTargets

BREAKING: ISRAEL WARNS PALESTINIANS TO STOP POSTING ZIONIST WAR CRIMES

"We are monitoring what you do online. Publishing inciting content online is considered a TERRORIST CRIME in every sense and may lead to an arrest or imprisonment. We have warned you."

Of Course Not! Give The Guy Some Credit!
He Wanted Venezuela's Oil, Too

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

OMG: Trump says he wants the Nobel Prize belonging to Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado and expects her to give it to him when she comes to DC next week.

He can't be insane enough to take out Maduro just because he wanted an award, can he?

At Its Heart, MAGA Is A Form Of Tofu

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

Far-right pastor Dale Partridge says that feminism "is killing America" because "at its core, feminism is a form of transgenderism."

Q: Is It In Your Office?
HAGEE: Yes.
Q: Is It Under The Podium At Which You Are Speaking?
HAGEE: Yes.
Q: Is It In Your Pants?
HAGEE: Y - what?

Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra

Christian Zionist Pastor John Hagee is warning Christians that hating Jews or attacking Israel is a sin and that God will hold you personally accountable.

He says God will destroy antisemitic nations with His own hand, especially those in the Middle East.

"America right now is flooded with antisemitism. It's everywhere."

He Sold Out His Morality Decades Ago.
His Mind Is Slowly Following It Into Oblivion.
The World Is Doomed

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Asked in an interview with The New York Times whether there were any limits on his global powers, Donald Trump said: "Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It's the only thing that can stop me."

"I don't need international law," he added.

"Even If The Mob Has Badges And Guns?"
"Was I Talking To You?"

Blue Georgia
@BlueATLGeorgia

Ron DeSantis: If a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety. If you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault."

"Believe My Propaganda - There's Nothing Fake About It!"

The Resonance
@Partisan_12

Netanyahu: "The Internet has been flooded by fake propaganda.. Falsely accusing us of Genocide, when we have sacrificed our soldiers in taking out terrorist places that we could have just Carpet Bombed and We Didn't..."