Quotes Still Want to Win A Nobel Peace Prize, They Just Don't Know Why Any More

References To The President Were Typos:
Epstein Wrote "Trump" When He Meant To Write "Biden."
It Was An Honest Mistake...
That He Made Thousands Of Times...

"What we have seen from the millions of documents that have been released is that Donald Trump is completely exonerated in the whole Epstein saga." - James Comer

"In Fact, A LOT Of Unimportant People Travel That Road. Is That Really Supposed To Be Such An Honour? Pfft! Get Back To Me When You Name A Superhighway After Me!"

"I am tremendously honoured that the main boulevard from palm beach international airport to Mar-a-lago is being renamed in my honour. That's a very important stretch. A lot of important people…and not important people travel that road." - Donald Trump

The US Will Need Wait Staff, I Suppose, So As Long As You're Good With Taking New World Orders...

"If the United States is creating a new world order, we want to be part of that order. We don't want to be on the outside." - Jeffrey Rath, legal counsel for the Alberta Prosperity Project, on meeting with American government officials

 Unlike, Say, Bakeries That Don't Have To Sell To Gay People?
Sounds Like Somebody Wants To Eat Their Cake And Pound The Shit Out Of It, Too

- "Our Border Patrol agents, our ICE officers are parents. They're citizens. They enjoy the rule of law just like everyone else. So to deny them a cup of coffee or lawful commerce seems to be absolutely opposite of what we would expect in a lawful orderly society." - Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino complains about Minneapolis and St. Paul businesses denying service to federal immigration agents

 Oh. Is That The Reason?
I Thought It Was Because You Were A Good German Who Always Does What Her Fuhrer Tells Her To Do.
But What Do I Know?

"I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations." - Megyn Kelly

"I Have A Very Strict 'If You Break It, Somebody Else Buys It' Policy!"

- "John Deere is doing $70 million in factory in North Carolina, brand-new, the best in the world. I think it is going to pay off very, very big, and if it doesn't, I have nothing to do with it. If it does, I'm going to take full credit." - President Donald Trump

I Thought You Said The Problem Wasn't Trump, Miller Or Noem - Make Up Your Mind!

"The root cause of the problem is not Trump. It's not Miller. It's not Noem. The root cause of the problem is that you've instilled into your base it's okay to defy law when you like it." - Senator Lindsey Graham

 Sounds Like Incoherent Goalpost Moving To Me
I Wonder If Megyn Kelly Would Allow That This Is Part Of America's Game

"There's a pretty big decline in the labor force because of illegals leaving the country, so the break even job number is quite a bit lower than it was under Joe Biden. So you should expect slightly smaller job numbers." - Kevin Hassett

With Spin Like This, Is It Any Wonder That He Gets Dizzy And Stumbles So Often?

"I've cut hundreds of thousands of jobs…What happened is the people I cut are now working in the private sector, and they probably hated me when they lost their job, and now they love me. They're making twice the money." - President Donald Trump

"My Crime Is Better Than Your Crime?" Oh, I'm Sure Thomas And Alito Are Gonna Looooove THAT Argument!

"Biden used taxpayer dollars to pay student loans off even when the supreme court said no. So when we talk about whether or not this money is illegal, I would argue that sending $10 billion to try and establish peace is probably a better use of illegal money." - Brianna Lyman

"We're Just Doing It For Kicks."

"ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. Were not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process." - Border Czar Tom Homan

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"God came to me last night and showed me a vision of Trump riding alongside Jesus on a horse made of gold and jewels... This means he will play a critical role in Armageddon as the United States stands alongside Israel in the battle against Islam." - White House Spiritual Advisor Paula White

"That's Now The Government's Job."

"The days that the legacy media broadcasters get to decide what we can say, what we can think, and who we can vote for are over." - FCC Chair Brendan Carr

At The Same Time, The Scary "Illegal Alien" Lives Rent-free In The Heads Of Republicans Across The Country

"The annual rental cost for a new rental unit has fallen nearly $100 under President Trump, and many are crediting that to the president's deportation efforts to remove illegal aliens from our communities and therefore from housing that should be used for American citizens." - Karoline Leavitt

You Think Canada Will Still Be Here In A Year? Well, Bless Your Heart!
Does Your Orange M(a/on)ster Know About This?

"We're going to check back in a year. We'll to see how the US economy is doing, and then we'll see how the Canadian economy is doing." - Laura Ingraham

Speak For Yourself: I'm Plenty God-damned Loveable!

"They're not going to love us. The aspiration that the world will love Israel, it's not going to happen. What we need is that our enemies fear us, our friends respect us, and everyone needs us. We tried the love us thing for about 3,000 years. Didn't work." - former Israeli PM Naftali Bennet