Why Should TwitterX Care About Your Feelings? It's Not Like You Care About Its Revenues!

His Barbie's Playhouse Must Have Been A Lot Of Fun

17-year-old Stephen Miller: "Torture is the way to go...Torture is a celebration of life and human dignity."

Welker: "If the United States were to take Greenland by force, how would that be different than Russia's annexation of Crimea?"

Bessent: "I believe that the Europeans will understand that this is best for Greenland, best for Europe, and best for the United States."

Erik Prince calls for a new wave of American imperialism, says he's a "colonialist":

"Let's put the imperial hat back on, we're gonna govern those countries that can't govern themselves."

But...But...But Jewish Students Feel Unsafe On North American University Campuses!

JUST IN: According to recorded figures, Israel has killed every single member of 2,700 families, with over 6,000 families left with just a sole survivor.

Deputy AG Todd Blanche:

"Remember, what we all saw in that 10 or so second video is not the full story. Every American should know that. The story goes way beyond that."

Brennan: Are your agents going to comply with the order not to use chemical agents?

Noem: The order was a little ridiculous because the judge told us that we couldn't do what we already aren't doing

Brennan: But we just saw video of chemical agents being used.

Noem: We only use those chemical agents when there's violence happening

Just As The Founding Fathers Had Intended

Attorney General Pam Bondi, after being introduced by Miriam Adelson, tells the Israeli-American Council how the DOJ is working for them by suing anti-Israel protesters under the FACE Act for "the first time" and extracting giant "anti-Semitism" settlements out of universities.

Information Like This Is Been Official To Americans' Understanding Of Reality

It has now beneficially confirmed through a police report that Jonathan Ross was never hit, never suffered internal injuries, and never went to a hospital. Donald Trump, Kristi Noem and CBS News are lying.

BREAKING

U.S. Treasury Secretary warns Europe over Greenland:

'Sit back, take a deep breath, The worst thing countries can do is to escalate against the United States'

Obviously. How Can You Institutionalize People With Trump Derangement Syndrome IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INSTITUTIONS?

JUST IN - President Trump: 'Signed an executive order to bring back mental institutions and insane asylums. We are going to have to bring them back. Hate to build those suckers but you've got to get the people off the streets'

ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt to the Israeli-American Council: "We as Jews need to realize we have a commitment to Eretz Yisrael (the land of Israel)."

"We need to reaffirm our relationship to the state of Israel ... You cannot take the Zionism out of Judaism."

So They'll Have Something For Dinner?

They'll take all of our ... all of our ... the Chinese will eat our lunch and then ... THEN ... they'll take all of our carpets.

"Instead, Sell Out Your Country For a Potted Message."

Mark Carney's decision to pivot toward China is a grave strategic and moral error.

Beware any leader who would sell out his country for a mess of pottage.

BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. learned new details after taking Nicolas Maduro into custody, alleging Maduro directly helped steal the 2020 election for Biden.

Somebody Said You Were Worth Billions, Therefore You Are Obviously A Very Dishonest Pers - Oh, Wait, It Was You. Nope - Makes You An Even More Honestly Dishonest Person.

Trump: Somebody said Ilhan Omar is worth 30 million therefore she is obviously a very dishonest person. She should be looked at for that.

Be Fair: He Could Hardly Take A YOUTH POSITION, Now, Could He?

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted a SENIOR POSITION on Trump's Board of Peace.

And Your Encryption Key Will Be The Number Of The Beast?

BlackRock CEO Larry Funk tells the World Economic Forum the world must move faster toward digitized currencies under a single unified blockchain to "reduce corruption."

He outlines a vision where every asset is placed on one system, including stocks, bonds, real estate, money market funds, and cash.

In that system, ownership would be tokenized, fractionalized, programmable, and instantly transferable on one all-encompassing blockchain ledger.

Trump: "Finally, Somebody Got The Message!"

FBI Whistleblower Garret O'Boyle: "The FBI will crush you. This government will crush you and your family if you try to expose the truth about things they are doing that are wrong."

MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today - Selling out, FAST!

In A Related Story: Trump Has Announced That He Would Like To Revive Insane Asylums

BREAKING: Former Delta Force mercenary Dale Comstock alleges that former U.S. President Joe Biden and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky colluded in an attempt to assassinate President Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania.