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Enjoy,Trump Could Call It A Slush Fund If He Believed In Global Warming
The United States hijacked a Venezuelan oil tanker in international waters and sold off its contents for $500 million. What is going to happen to the money?
Venezuela will get all of the $500 million generated by the American seizure of an oil tanker and the sale of its contents Venezuela will get $300 million generated by the American seizure of an oil tanker and the sale of its contents right away; the other $200 million will be kept in a bank account in Qatar to be released to Venezuela eventually The $200 million in a bank account in Qatar will be moved into the American treasury...at some undisclosed date...
Everybody in the administration and sympathetic media will argue that the President has every right to control the $200 million dollars taken from the $500 million sale of the contents of a Venezuelan oil tanker the US hijacked Everybody in the administration and sympathetic media will argue that only a terrorist enemy of the state would demand to know what the President is doing with the $200 million taken from the $500 million sale of the contents of a Venezuelan oil tanker the US hijacked Oh, look! The United States has just invaded Greenland!
SOURCE: Politics For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/home.asp?did=1115&dir=bb]
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TikTok Is Cheap
0-:) What is the most egregious Term of Service TikTok users have to agree to now that it is no longer owned by a Chinese company?SOURCE: Les Pages aux Folles
[http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca]
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65. Vowing To Never Again Ask The Public For Ideas On What Ken Should Do
Barbie's Beau Ken will soon turn 65. 65 things Ken should try on this auspicious occasion:
1. Waterskiing in Saudi ArabiaSOURCE: The Web Page of Lists
[http://www.ListsPage.argh/2026/September/Ken_Kuteness.asp]
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How to break a MAGAt's brain:
THEM: "You shouldn't bring a gun to a protest, or have one on you when you confront police."
YOU: "What about the second amendment?"
THEM: "Everybody has an absolute right to carry firearms wherever and whenever they want."
YOU: "What about protests or confrontations with the police?"
THEM: "You shouldn't bring a gun to a protest, or have one on you when you confront police."
YOU: "What about the second amendment?"
Repeat until they start to cry.
SOURCE: Bill's Bitter Pills
[http://bill.geekgoons.com/]
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She Was A Unicorn...With A Grating Voice And Annoying Mannerisms
Famed comedian Catherine O'Hara has died suddenly at the age of 71. As far as anybody knows, she was a completely normal human being. She did not have a difficult childhood. She was not addicted to drugs, alcohol, porn or coffee enemas. Her marriage was strong. Given the ordinariness of her life, the source of her comedy genius is a complete mystery.
SOURCE: Obits 'R Us
[http://www.king.ids.net/~bdlm/obits_r_us.html]
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She Will Be Remembered As An Inspiration To Women Nowhere
MelaniaThis documentary about the life of the First Lady of the United States is wildly successful at portraying her as an empty, soulless creature devoted to the accumulation of wealth and power. A perfect mate for Donald Trump, then.
Unfortunately, it was intended to humanize Melania Trump, which makes it a complete and utter failure on its own terms.
SOURCE: Imaginary Movie Database
[http://www.imd.com/title/tt0178707/]
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As We Always Say At The DOJ: "The Best Defence Is A Good Weapon And Military Training!"
Everybody from Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to Donald Trump and the Tooth Fairy has argued that the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti by ICE agents were necessary because the agents feared for their lives and the lives of their fellow officers. That justification is getting pushback from an unlikely source: local police.
"We've been using the self-defence defence against charges of police brutality for decades, with great success," stated National Association of Police Organizations President Michael McHale. "But you have to pick your moments. When there is an avalanche of video showing that your officers were never seriously under threat is not one of them. Homeland Defence may be undermining the self-defence defence, putting local law enforcement officers at risk of facing justice for their acts of violence!"
President Trump waved the criticism away. "I'll pardon any law enforcement official accused of misconduct," he assured the cops. Given the success he has had so far with pardoning Tina Peters, McHale was not reassured. Not in the least.
SOURCE: Cleveland Wheeler Dealer
[http://www.cleveland.ca/enter/index.ssf?/news/wheelerdealer/index.ssf%3fu/base/news/1106349847267460.xml]
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