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Stephen Miller Says ICE Detention Is Cheaper Than Day Care
President Donald Trump Says The Parents Will Have A Nice Vacation Away From Their Child For A While, And What Parent Has Never Wished For That?
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Says The Report Is Fake News And Demands To Know Why You're Still A Member Of The Press Corps

WarMonitor
@TheWarMonitor

The Trump administration says they are seeking to appeal a judge's order, potentially returning a 5-year-old child to ICE detention, after a federal judge ordered the child's release.

"I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning. It Smells Like...Interior Decorating..."

Younis Tirawi
@ytirawa

Rafah |

Israeli troops blew up the Morag Water Station today, which according to Gaza's water utility supplied water to roughly one-third of Rafah's resident prior to the war.

Soldier's captioned it:

"We specialize in paint jobs, and small renovations. Details on DM"

Any A-List Entertainers Are There, It's Going To Be A Surprise

Acyn
@Acyn

Kolvet on TPUSA Halftime show: I like our chances. The other thing is in the middle of a big stadium. This is going to put you right in the action - high octane. It's going to be can't miss entertainment.

Watters: If Kid Rock's there, it's going to be a hit

Is "Doxxing" What We're Calling "Accountability" Now?
I Know The Meaning of Words Slips Over Time, But This Is More A Fall From Everest!

Shannon Watts
@shannonwatts

Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman supports allowing ICE agents - who've already executed two people in public - to remain masked in order to protect them from doxxing.

"East Wing" Is About To Become A Verb

Kathryn Watson
@kathrynw5

TRUMP is asked if he's going to tear down the Kennedy Center. This is what he says:

"I'm not ripping it down. I'll be using the steel. So we're using the structure, we're using some of the marble and some of the marble comes down."

Were You Confirmed As The Head Of The FBI When I Wasn't Looking?

conspiracybot
@conspiracyb0t

ADL head Jonathan Greenblatt says that any Americans who criticize Jews and Israel will be monitored by the FBI.

"We will monitor social media and check your bank accounts..."

"I have 40 analysts working 24 hours, 7 days a week"

If Only Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine Gave MAGA Pundits An Outlet For Their Dystopian Fantasies, I Feel The US Would Be In A Much Better Place

Chris Menahan
@infolibnews

Mark Levin, urging Trump to strike Iran, says their govt is running "death camps," committing "mass genocide" against their own people, and will nuke America the first chance they get.

I'll Bet HE'S Glad He Served To Defend The Constitution

WarMonitor
@TheWarMonitor

GOP Rep. Mike Lawlor held a town hall in Rockland County, NY-17, where an attendee identified as a U.S. Navy veteran was removed. Attendees were told it was illegal to record the public event.

Even Separatists Settle:
YOU WANT: To Be Accepted As Florida
YOU'LL SETTLE FOR: Being Accepted As Georgiaz
YOU'LL GET: Being Treated Like Puerto Rico

Rachel Parker
@Emmanuel_Rach

APP legal counsel Jeff Rath says Alberta is LEAVING Canada and the rest of the country needs to start planning accordingly.

"Conservative MPs in Ontario talking about national unity isn't going to stop it."

If You Only Take Over Voting In 15 Places, How Will You Get To The 98% Of The Vote You Need To Compete With Putin?
A National Strategy Will be Much More Effective
(PS: It's Good To See Dan Bongino Doing Something With His Life Again That Everybody Can Ignore - Hi...Whatever Your Name Is!)

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: "The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places.

The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia."

Thank You For This
A Confession Always Makes The War Crimes Trial Go So Much Smoother

Jacob N. Kornbluh
@jacobkornbluh

Schumer:

"I have many jobs as leader.. and one is to fight for aid to Israel - all the aid that Israel needs. I will continue to fight for it.

"We delivered more security assistance to Israel, our ally, under my leadership than ever, ever before. We will keep doing that."

Good To Know There's Competition To Get Into The War Crimes Trial Dock
Weird, But Good

Dominic Michael Tripi
@DmichaelTripi

NEW: Trump administration to bypass Congress and send $6.5 billion military aid package to Israel.

And They're Willing To Admit It‽

Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble

I will be dropping the hugest news story on my Substack either tomorrow or Tuesday. I'll be interviewing somebody who has seen the Melania movie.

To Be Fair, I Hate Him As Much As My Emotional Well-being Allows

Seth Abramson
@SethAbramson

Imagine being a 42 year-old pleading with a known pedophilic sex criminal to fly you to his island so you can party with girls he assures you will be 25 or younger.

Then imagine lying about it to hundreds of millions. Even after your lies are caught.

You don't hate Elon enough.

Uhh, Yeaaaaaaaaah. Riiiiiight.
Have You Been Paying Attention To What Has Been Happening In Minneapolis?

Lara Logan
@LaraLogan

There is an aggressive plan underway to take the House and the Senate, impeach Pres Trump & then savagely consolidate a permanent grip on power. We are in a war. If you fail to see that, you will one of those crying out in shock as they usher you into a gas chamber or killing field.

You're As Comfortable With Your Homophobia As You Are With Your Racism?

Acyn
@Acyn

Watters: You know where Congressman Garcia was born? Peru. He was illegal for a few years and then someone gave him a green card. Garcia marries a guy and somehow gets elected. He's the first openly gay immigrant congressman. See what's going on here?

Speaker Quotes From The Book Of Pulleditoutmyassicus

Eric Daugherty
@EricDaugh

JUST IN: Speaker Johnson responds to the Pope citing Matthew 23:35 to oppose Trump's deportations.

"Sovereign borders are Biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside."