Thank you, Edward "Underpants” Falloudjian, for signing up for The Daily Me. Our search engine has combed the Internet for up to the minute news items that fit the profile you have so painstakingly filled out for us. Then, we weighted the probability that you would be interested in these articles against forms which showed what people with tastes similar to yours have liked reading in the past. And, then, we were standing in a shelter by the side of the road waiting for a bus, as ones will, when we noticed that on the shelter was the message: "No loitering." It was backwards, but it seemed clear. And we thought, No loitering? Waiting for a bus is the very definition of loitering! We knew that cities across the province were hostile to public transit, being more supportive of cars and car culture, but we never imagined that they would be so obvious about it! As we were building a heady stream of indignation, the bus arrived. Leaving the shelter, we couldn't help but notice that the message was "No littering," not "No loitering."
Looks like we'll have to store that indignation for another time. Good thing the world is full of opportunity...
Enjoy,The Sour Grapes of Rath
In politics, as in marriages, if you have to lie to justify leaving a relationship, you are probably not the injured party.
Did Prime Minister Mark Carney swear allegiance to China when he made a trade deal with the country? Do you swear allegiance to CostCo every time you buy groceries? Did he threaten war with the US by pointing out that invading Greenland would be an act of war that, by international law, would require NATO to respond? Do you threaten the freedom of a thief by warning that if he robs your house, you're going to call the police?
Alberta Prosperity Project legal counsel Jeffrey Rath's argument that he isn't acting in a treasonous way would be more convincing if he didn't go on to openly fantasize about Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent ending Canada. To be fair to Rath, his misinformation about bond ratings are more likely a result of ignorance than dishonesty.
Of course, they could also be talking points supplied to him by the "high-level US officials" Rath claims to have been consulting with. Nobody in the Trump administration could ever be credibly accused of understanding how bond ratings work. Or, for that matter, anything else related to government policy.
Somebody really should tell Rath that pointing at the Prime Minister and saying, "He wants Canada to be aligned with a different dictator than I do," isn't the flex you seem to think it is, sir.
SOURCE: Karl's Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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The Washington Post has fired one third of its staff and cancelled its book review section.
Executive Editor Matt Murray said, "People don't read books any more. You're lucky if you can get anybody to read a shopping list! The Post is reconsidering what we focus on - I'm thinking a podcast review section. That'll increase our readership among young people and poke old lefties in the eye! And isn't that the purpose of journalism?"
SOURCE: Wryerson X University Corporate Named University Journalism Review
[http://www.cnuuniversity.ca/jr/online/capra-cornin1.html]
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C) Is The Right Choice Even When It's The Wrong Answer
sucks 2 be Canadian) The Eglinton Crosstown LRT took six years longer to complete than estimated and was billions of dollars over budget. Premier Doug Ford says there will be no inquiry to determine how this happened, and how to avoid it in the future. For its part Metrolinx says it has learned valuable lessons from the experience. What are those lessons?SOURCE: Les Pages aux Folles
[http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca]
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Woke Green Mob? Is He Talking About...Triffids?
SOURCE: No Comment Quotes
[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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The Phrase "I Have Nothing To Hide” Lands Differently In The Age Of AI And Social Media
There is no reason to believe that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has a small penis. Granted, he is a banker. Still, stereotypes are not a good way of judging the size of any individual's primary sexual characteristics (as amusing as that may be).
We wouldn't be discussing the size of the Prime Minister's pocket rocket if pictures of him naked hadn't been circulating on TwitterX. The fact that the pictures depict him with six balls suggests that they were generated by artificial intelligence, quite possibly Elon Musk's Grok (which, more and more, demands to be called Grotesk).
With the faintest wisp of a sigh, the Prime Minister stated, "I suppose we will have to investigate deep fakes on the internet and how to combat them." When asked if the images of him on the internet were accurate, Prime Minister Carney walked out of the press conference.
SOURCE: Geekly News & World Report
[http://www.geeklynews.com/geeklynews/issue/110711/geeklynews/01markcarneyhahaha.htm]
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The People The "Fireworks” Are Being Dropped On?
When you're taking a boat tour on the Mediterranean Sea, who wouldn't want fireworks every night? Fireworks that aren't on a specific schedule, admittedly - you could get them at eight o'clock in the evening or three in the morning. And they don't go for a set period of time: they could last for 30 seconds or 20 minutes.
Okay, it's not fireworks so much as...bombs dropping on the Gaza Strip. Still. This is just good old Israeli ingenuity applied to tourism. Who could possibly object?
SOURCE: The Arad Post
[http://www.apost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=APost/APArticle/ShowFull&cid=1014795150195]
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