It's What All The Most Fashionable Clowns Are Wearing This Year
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
According to media reports, Donald Trump as been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies in his inner circle, and people are reportedly "afraid not to wear them."
Marco Rubio was photographed wearing a pair Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. They looked noticeably too big.
Trump Responds: "Already Ahead Of You, Big Guy!"
Afshin Rattansi@afshinrattansi
Israeli billionaire Shlomo Kramer:
"I know that it's difficult to hear, but it's time to limit the First Amendment."
And The Worst Part? The Pizzas Contained Both Pineapple AND Anchovies.@60Minutes
A new form of intimidation targets federal judges: hundreds of unsolicited pizzas sent to judges and their children across the country. It's an innocuous delivery with an ominous message: "We know where you live."
America: Love It Or Be Disenfranchised By It
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump: "We don't want people who can't love our country voting in elections"
Q: Even So, What Are You Going To Do About It?@atrupar
Q: Rural hospitals in Wisconsin are struggling. Closures are creating health deserts. What can be done federally to keep hospitals open?
JD VANCE: Unfortunately, this, like so much of what's going on in the country right now, is a problem we inherited from the previous administration
Are We Back To Arguing About The Definition Of The Word "The?"
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow
CNBC: "Is there a narrative in Venezuela that you are stealing their oil?"
U.S. Secretary of Energy: "That's untrue. We're just controlling the flow of revenues from their oil."
Is That Funny, "Ha Ha" Or Funny, "I Think I'm Going To Be Ill?"
MP Arizona@AZPetrich
Funny how fast the right stopped talking about the man who breached Mar-a-lago with a rifle and a gas can the minute they found out he was a die hard Republican pissed off about the handling of Epstein.
Good Thing You're Not An Expert, Or I Would Have To Ignore What You Just Said
FactPost@factpostnews
RFJ Jr: You shouldn't take Tylenol during pregnancy. But it's better than taking Ibuprofen or aspirin because of Reye's Syndrome.
Joe Rogan: What's Reye's Syndrome?
RFK Jr: I'm not sure exactly what it does.
Duh Duh Da Duh, Da Da Duh Da Duh@JuddLegum
In a new filing with the SEC, Trump Media and Technology Group, the parent company of Truth Social, revealed that in 2025 it lost $612 million and brought in just $3.7 million in revenue.
Good To Know That When He Leaves Office, Trump will Have An Illustrious Career As A Sex Therapist@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump tells a bizarre story about a cop who told him his sex life improved thanks to the stock market:
"He said, 'Sir, it's so good. My married life has gotten so much better... It's made my sex life good... My wife treated me like a dog, and now she admires my financial genius.'"
Would You Say You Were A Stable Genius?@Acyn
Trump: A friend of mine. Very smart. Very heavy guy. I am trying to be nice. Never use the word fat. Very heavy. Slightly obese. But he takes the fat drug and it did not work. But he is a very brilliant guy. He is highly neurotic, very brilliant, very smart, rich.
Too Bad For You That The Voices In Your Head Can't Vote
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
The United States Senate should focus on, exclusively if necessary, THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!!! It's what everyone wants!!! President DJT
"So, If You Need Any Of These Things, You'd Better Hop To It! Ha Ha Ha Ha...Hmm..."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment - prosthesis, othotics - supplies across the board."
"Revenge Is Mine!" Sayeth The Donald
Ben Pershing@benpershing
GOP lawmakers push for charges against former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson for Jan. 6 testimony
You Mean When Biden Was President?
Anna Giaritelli@Anna_Giaritelli
Did some digging. The random helper was Madison Sheehan, a 2019 Ohio State University graduate who worked as Noem's political director when she was South Dakota governor. Sheehan was roughly 23-25 years old at the time.
Last year, at the approximate age of 28 (give or take a year) and with no immigration law experience, Sheehan was tapped by Kristi Noem to oversee ICE's 49 billion budget.
It's Just That Keen Insight Into The Law That Makes Him A Perfect Nominee For Dogcatcher
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Markwayne Mullin, on the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to El Salvador: "When you are a guest inside the United States, you don't have the same due process...as an American citizen."
No, The Cake Is A Lie@RepOgles
Muslims don't belong in American society.
Pluralism is a lie.
Capitalism Is The Theory That If You Allow All Corporate Profit To Accumulate In A Small Number Of Hands, Bread Baked For Oligarchs Will Magically Appear In Everybody Else's Stomach
Econ Bro@EconBreau
Socialism is the theory that if you abolish profit, bread will somehow bake itself out of moral superiority.
The Arc Of History Bends Towards Joseph McCarthy - Who Knew?
Tim Shorrock@TimothyS
This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take "Anti-Communist" Classes. Florida public schools will force students to take a Heritage Foundation-baked class on the "evils of communism."