And Iran, Iran's So Far Away...

...Yet It Hits So Close To Home

I Propose We Divide Actions Into Two Categories: Ice Cream And Puppies It's A Win-Win Philosophy, Really

Nathan J Robinson
@NathanJRobinson

A Washington Post op-ed says we need to stop thinking about such silly concepts as whether US actions are "legal" or "illegal." They admit that by these outmoded criteria the Iran war is of course illegal. But if we adopt a new framework, we will see that crime is good.

Because The Middle East Doesn't Have Enough Warring Factions?

Chris Menahan
@infolibnews

Ben Shapiro suggests the US and Israel should arm Iran's ethnic minorities and use them as a weapon to foment regime change: "Remember, Iran is actually less Persian than America is white. There are huge minority populations in Iran..."

Give It Time. Trump Disobeyed The First Rule Of Warfare: Never Draw To An Inside Strait

Acyn
@Acyn

Ingraham: It looks like Donald Trump, his team, the U.S. Military, and the American taxpayer may have saved the world

Oh, Give Democrats A Break! They're Voting On Principle. Of Course, The Principle Is Keeping Their Seats. But Still, A Principle Is A Principle...

Dan Pfeiffer
@danpfeiffer

1. While Democrats almost universally oppose Trumps War in Iran, some of them are considering voting for a bill to fund the war.

This would be a catastrophic mistake.

The Policy Of "Not Regime Change, Just Replacing The Current Government With Another One?"
Can You Believe This Is One Of The Tech Bros Running The World?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Palantir CEO Alex Karp on his support for Trump's Iran war: "I don't really believe in the wars we've fought in the past, because I don't believe in regime change. And that's one of the reasons I'm supportive of this policy we currently have."

"Sadism With A Smile" Is A Helluva Campaign Slogan

Acyn
@Acyn

Graham: You just wait to see what comes in the next two weeks.

Bartiromo: The next two weeks meaning what?

Graham: We're going to blow the hell out of these people

Yeah, Biden Really Screwed The Pooch On This One






What?

Liam NissanTM
@theliamnissan

Trump now has three options:
1) retreat from Iran and lose the middle east forever, Israel destroyed
2) Put boots on the ground and lose thousands and thousands of U.S. troops
3) Bomb Iran with nukes and risk global destruction
Nice going you stupid MAGAts

Frequent Face Planting Could Explain The Brain Damage

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Sen. Kennedy: "President Trump is not trying to start a war. He's trying to prevent a war...I do not believe the president will send in troops. In fact, if he sends in troops, the thud you will hear will be me face planting because I fainted."

Some Cover Bands Are Just Sad When They Perform Their Heroes' Greatest Hits

MonitorX
@MonitorX99800

- US Ambassador to UN: "Iran hides weapons in hospitals and schools. We know they do that."

Isn't it the same Israeli script from Gaza being repeated by America for iran now?

A Normal Government Would Eventually Declare Victory And Pull Out
With This Government...

Ron Filipkowksi
@RonFilipkowski

We bombed the hell out of the Vietnamese for many years. They never surrendered. What happens next when you bomb people and they still won't surrender?

Prime Minister Of Israel,
You Are Waging A Historical War For Regional Hegemony.
Together With The United States, You Are Hitting Civilians By The Thousands.
BE BETTER!

Prime Minister of Israel
@IsraeliPM

People of Iran,

We are waging a historic war for liberty.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to remove the Ayatollah regime and gain your freedom.

Together with the United States, we are hitting the Tyrants of Teheran harder than ever.

Be Fair! The War Is Young...

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Katie Miller: I want to point out that what we've spent on the war so far is less than what Tim Walz has lost from Somali fraud in Minnesota

I'm Thinking We're Gonna Need A "That Didn't Age Well Hall Of Fame"

Eric Daugherty
@EricDaugh

We'd be at war with Iran, directly, if Kamala Harris won in November.

Just think about what we avoided.

She would've already signed off on several strikes, and probably would've sent troops.

It would have been a nightmare.

You Know What They Say: When You're Lost Steve Doocy, You've Lost...Not Much, Rea - Why Did You Even Care About Having Him In The First Place?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

DOOCY: It sounds like the Russians are helping target and attack Americans -

TRUMP: That's an easy problem compared to what we're doing here. What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We're talking about something else.

Because Everybody In Iranian Missile Command Immediately Forgets Where They Sent Rockets The First Time?

Walid Mahmoud
@walimamodrouk

Israeli analyst: We do not show where Iranian rockets have fallen, as we fear double-strikes after rescue teams arrive.

TV presenter: You are right.
We have seen you doing this in Gaza.

He's In So Far Over His Head His Toes Are Floating In Front Of His Eyes!

Jay in Kyiv
@JayinKyiv

Hegseth says Russia assisting Iran in targeting Americans is ok because Trump has a "special relationship" with Putin and that Biden is bad

Oh, So NOW You Want To Talk About War Crimes?

Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby

BREAKING: There is a growing suspicion that Iran used cluster munitions in their attacks against Israel.

A clear war crime.

Absolutely.
The Parents Of The Dead Girls Did A Cost/Benefit Analysis That Concluded WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HUMANITY, LADY‽

Acyn
@Acyn

Lyman: Bombings are horrible, especially when they accidentally kill young girls. That is absolutely tragic and awful. But I do think the Iranian people see this as a risk calculation...

Number Two: Space Whales
Damn Evil Space Whales!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Ted Cruz: "As we sit here right now tonight, the threat of terrorist attack is higher now than it has been for decades. There's two causes of it. Number one, Joe Biden..."