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"The Only Mistake We Made Was Not Anticipating That Iran Would Move Its Shoreline Closer To The Strait. Trust Me, That's Not A Mistake We'll Be Making Again!"

Welker: "If you were prepared, why is the Strait of Hormuz effectively closed right now?"

Wright: "Because it's right near the Iranian shoreline...This mission was carefully planned out. It's been superbly executed."

Everything Trump Knows About Diplomacy He Learned From The Book How To Win Fiends And Influence Nobody

BREAKING: Trump warns NATO countries of a "very bad future" if they don't send warships to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz - FT

Nooooooooo! Sean, Don't Leave Us Hanging! Tell Us, Sean! Tell Us Now!

For the you can't make this up file: TSA, FEMA and DHS are currently shut down because the GOP refuses to separate ICE from the package and/or provide conditions on ICE (no masks, judicial warrants, etc.). And so next week they are using up limited floor time for (wait for it)...

That's It? Uhh...Maybe It Would Have Had More Impact If You Left Us Hanging A Liiiiittle Bit Longer...

... The BOWOW Act which would make it a deportable offense to treat DHS animals the way that former DHS Secretary Noem treats her dog.

...Comes With A Guarantee Of Satisfaction Or Your Money Back Within 30 Days?

The Israeli ambassador at the UN: "This is not precision targeting. This is indiscriminate fire, chaotic, deadly missiles launched with the intent to kill civilians."

Every accusation...

The Corollary Is: Every Confession Is A Confession...

"Israel is not Gaza to test weapons on it...." Israeli war minister, Israel Katz

Arms Manufacturers Are Ecstatic - Talk About Making A Killing!

WATCH: Pro-gun activists hand out free 30-round AR-15 magazines outside the Virginia State Capitol to protest a proposed ban on selling them.

It's Not That The Argument Is False, It's Just That It Sounded More Convincing In The Original German

Stephen Miller: "If all of this theft were stopped, it would be enough to balance the budget. The extraction of wealth from American taxpayers to people who don't belong here is the primary cause of the national debt."

Israel Says, "Thanks, But We've Got This. We Really Don't Need Your Help. No, Seriously, You Mean Well, But - GET AWAY FROM THERE! WE DON'T NEED YOUR ‘HELP!'"

JUST IN: - "The United States will intervene in the genocide case against Israel at the U.N.'s highest court"

Translation: "US is officially joining the defense of genocide."

Better Put Your Steel-assed Pants On, As Well, Because The Countries You Don't Think Can Govern Themselves May Not Be Thrilled By Being Governed By You

Erik Prince calls for a new wave of American imperialism, says he's a "colonialist:"

"Let's put the imperial hat back on, we're gonna govern those countries that can't govern themselves."

MAHAMania: SnackDown

Give President Trump A Couple Of Minutes Alone With The Charter And A Sharpie And You Might Be Singing A Different Tune

There is nothing in the NATO Charter that requires a member-state to join wars of aggression started by another member.

The Mongol Leader Is Considering A Defamation Suit

Absolute bombshell. Former Assistant Secretary of Defense exposes how Pete Hegseth removed human oversight from AI targeting systems leading directly to the bombing of a girl's school. He calls Hegseth a war criminal operating with the morality of Genghis Khan.

He Clearly Doesn't Realize That That's Not A Position You Can Nominate Yourself For

BREAKING: Peter Thiel has launched a series of closed-door lectures in Rome exploring the concept of the Antichrist, which are not open to the press and whose venue has not been publicly disclosed.

"Of Course, You Won't Be Able To Safely Use It For 100,000 Years, But I'm Sure We Can Find A Workaround For That..."

Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.

You Are Totally Wrong, Sir! It's More Like Burning NATO To The Ground And Pissing On The Ashes

Allies answered the call after 9/11 and fought in Afghanistan for two decades. Thousands of NATO troops deployed and more than a thousand died. Acting like NATO wouldn't show up for the US erases that history.

Grade Six! Grade Six, Anybody? Grade Six, Going Once...Going Twi - Ah! The Woman Who Used To Be Relevant Bids Grade Six! Do I Have Grade Five? Grade Five? Anybody Willing To Go To Grade Five?

Levin claims he did not ask Trump to make the post defending him after Megyn Kelly said he had a micropenis.

"And If You Do See Them, Warn Me Where They Are, Because Those People Are DISGUSTING!"

Trump: "When you see a soldier walking down the street without his arms, or being helped down the street because he's got no legs, or his face is blown to smithereens with no legs and no arms - no legs, no arms, and a face that got wrecked - that was done by roadside bombs, the favorite weapon of Soleimani, who I killed."

It's A Good Thing History Is Over Or I Would Be Worried

Fukuyama on Trump: The world has become a very dangerous place because the most powerful country is under the control of a 10-year-old boy.

That boy discovered a flamethrower in his parent's backyard and is now enjoying the ability to burn things up with it. 1/