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Oh! What a Lovely War

Or Yesterday. Or Last Week. Or Ever.

Hassett: If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the U.S. economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, but that's really the last of our concerns right now.

Rep. Pete Sessions: "I believe that what these 2,500 Marines would be is to secure the island. The island is not, in my opinion, boots on the ground in combat circumstances. It's not like inside Iran cities."

"Two Weeks," My Old Friend! Good To See You Back! I Hadn't Heard You In So Long, I Thought You Were Dead - Good To See You Were Only Resting!

Trump: "The war is proceeding very, very strongly. We're doing very, very well...They were two weeks away, in my opinion, two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon."

Imagine What Kind Of Bargain The US Could Get If It Was The Member Of An Organization With 32 Countries Willing To Share Their Intellige - Oh, Wait...

Ted Cruz says Americans get a major hidden advantage from supporting Israel, gaining access to Mossad intelligence.

He points to the current Iran war as proof, saying anyone questioning Mossad's skills only needs to look at what's happening now.

Cruz adds backing Israel is essentially a bargain for U.S. national security.

"The Mossad is an incredibly effective intelligence agency."

Q: What do you have to say to the people in Ireland who are paying sky high prices because of your war in Iran?

Trump: Well, I think the people in Ireland, I have a lot of friends from Ireland, who are very happy that I'm getting rid of a nuclear power.

Look In The Dictionary Under Self-fulfilling Prophecy...

Mike Johnson: "We all understood there was clearly an imminent threat...I don't know where Joe Kent is getting his information...Had the president waited, I am personally convinced that we would have mass casualties of Americans."

Looks Like Somebody Mixed Up His CNN Framing With His Fox Framing

WELKER: Would the administration ever raise taxes in order to fund this war?

BESSENT: Again, Kristen, terrible framing

WELKER: It's a simple question

BESSENT: It's a terrible question

WELKER: Can you answer it?

BESSENT: Why would we do that? We have plenty. We have a trillion dollars.

So, When Benjamin Netanyahu Says This Is What He's Wanted For 40 Years, What Does That Make Him?

ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt says that blaming Israel for the war against Iran is automatically considered antisemitism.

He says believing an Israeli whispered in President Trump's ear to drag American into the war counts as antisemitism.

He says you're also not allowed to blame AIPAC or use the word "neocons" when discussing the war.

What Was It The Right Used To Say About The Real World And A Politician's Feelings?

Sean Duffy: "I think we have to offer the president grace. We know the president cares about the economy, gas prices for the American people, he's talking about that frequently and often. He also cares about the peace. A lot of people don't give him credit for that. He's proud of the conflicts that he resolves."

Didn't You Say It Was Cuba? I've Got A Job, A Spouse And 12 Children - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP‽

I Would Like To State, For The Record And Unequivocally, That I Have Nothing To Do With Any Of This

2024: Israel shed UN Charter at the UN.

2026: Israel seeks UN help after Iran bombed its nuclear site city.

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Oh? What a Wonderful World

Don't Let Ted Cruz Hear You Say That!

BREAKING President Trump stuns America by announcing America will re-dedicate itself to God on May 17th 2026

"We're going to rededicate America as one nation under God"

CHRIST IS KING

Trump: I seem to have great support. CNN came out with a poll today that I'm at 100%. They said they have never seen a poll like that. The CNN poll said I'm at 100%

Welker: "You don't think there's anything wrong with a post saying, 'Good. Robert Mueller's dead'?"

Bessent: "We should all have a little empathy for what's been done to [the president] and his family."

"What? You Want Me To Actually Pay Out The Money? WASN'T THE OFFER ENOUGH FOR YOU GREEDY BASTARDS‽"

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country.

So. Much. Lack. Of. Reassuringness!

Bash on plan to put ICE agents in airports: "If you're doing this in 24 hours, how well thought out could it possibly be?"

Homan: "How much of a plan does it mean to guard an exit to make sure no one comes through that exit?...These officers are well trained in security."