Good Times
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Trump: We have people working in the White House, young women, I would say normally beautiful young women. Ever since I got elected, I don't like to say that because usually when you say a beautiful woman - 'isn't she beautiful?' - that's the end of your political career."
And Republicans Were Incensed Because Biden Used An Autopen!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Melania Trump senior adviser Marc Beckman says Melania is working on "new legislation" on the heels of "signing an executive order"
And Republicans Were Incensed Because Biden Used An Autopen!
Carol Leonnig@CarolLeonnig
NEWWWW >> Trump appeared to have financial motive in taking classified records, a Jack Smith memo reviewed by @MSNOWNews shows. By early 2023, FBI found several records Trump took related to his business interests.
"Unprovable Fraud" Being Known To Most People As "Elections"
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Unless we have photo ID, elections are obviously subject to massive unprovable fraud
"Oh, Sure, At First I Wanted To Put Paperclips In Airports. And They Would Have Done A Great Job, Too. But We Already Had ICE, So I Decided To Go With Them Instead."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
COLLINS: Who's idea was it to put ICE in airports?
TRUMP: Mine. That was like the paperclip. Do you know the story of the paperclip? 182 years ago a man discovered the paperclip. It was so simple. And everybody that looked at it thought, 'Why didn't I think of that?' ICE was my idea.
"I Mean, Look At How Quickly France Joined The Iran Excurs - Okay, Bad Example. But Germany Was Absolutely On Board With - No, That Doesn't Work, Either. But England Was A Very Strong Maybe - That Proves The President's Coalition Building Skill!
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Q: "Are you expecting that Israel and all the other allies will follow whatever agreement is made?"
Leavitt: "I think the president has shown that he is absolutely the leader of the free world...The president has shown a very unique skill at getting our allies to get on board with what's in the best interest of the United States."
I Get That You Want To Declare Victory And Pull Your Troops From The Region - It's A Time Honoured American Tradition - But You Do Know Google Earth Exists, Right?
TMT@TMT_arabic
U.S. Secretary of Defense Hegseth:
"Never in history has a country been defeated as Iran has... We wiped it off the face of the earth, and the it was defeated."
We leave the response to you in the comments!
BARTIROMO: Aaaaaand, You Are Doing About It...What?@atrupar
BARTIROMO: What are you doing in your department to ensure farmers are not getting impacted harshly by the spike in the price of fertilizer?
BROOKE ROLLINS: It's a great question. Obviously, the farm economy we inherited, the farmers have struggled.
Sure, He Would Have Taken Hitler Out...For Dinner To Talk Over Deals, Maybe
Ron Filipkowski@RonFiipkowski
Dershowitz says if Trump had been president in 1935-36 instead of FDR the Holocaust wouldn't have happened because Trump would've taken out Hitler and the Nazis.
Looks Like His Skin Is About As Thin As The Iron Dome!
Chris Menahan@infolibnews
Fmr Israeli PM Naftali Bennett says Europeans should be "thanking" - not criticizing - Israel: "We're fighting your war, and we expect not to be criticized!"
"Regarding that guy who quit (Joe Kent), well, he's a schmuck!"
"We're fighting the most just war ever, and we should be getting your backing, and not your criticism!"
Interesting. I Never Knew Jesus Had A Secret Life As A Right Wing Hit Man@jbendery
New: Pete Hegseth's pastor and close spiritual advisor says he wants Texas Democratic state Rep. James Talarico to die.
"We want him crucified with Christ," Brooks Potteiger said of Talarico, as the podcast host said he prays "that God kills him."
Milk Addiction Is An Under-reported Form Of Substance Abuse!
Ryan Goodman@goodlaw
This is utterly extraordinary.
If Hegseth et al got this wrong, think what else is happening with the drug boat strikes and much more.
"The U.S. Said It Helped Bomb a Drug Camp. It Was a Dairy Farm."
Gets worse as you read it.
Encourages Students To Use Phrases Like, "Welcome To WalMart" And "Would You Like Fries With That?"
Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions@mynamesnotgordy
Ford government bans all high school valedictorian speeches that include the words "bicycle," "nature," "healthcare," "education," "opinion" or "sobriety."
At Least It's Not Because Of Metaphysical Politics - That Would Have Been Brutal!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Mullin claims TSA is working "for free because of political politics"
His Israeli Adviser, Ever Helpful, Would Likely Have Followed Up The Punch In The Face With An Air Strike
The Tennessee HollerTheTNHoller
"Senator, who gave you the West Bank bill?"
ROSE: "If I was at home I'd bust you in your face right now."
A triggered @PaulRoseTN (R) fantasized about punching @Kanew for asking about his bill forcing TN to call the West Bank "Judea & Samaria" & if he's concerned Israel pushed us to war
Oh, Get A Room!@atrupar
Trump: "The public is loving ICE. They are Great American patriots, they just happen to have much larger, and harder, muscles than most - which is what they're supposed to have. Thank you to ICE for the GREAT job you are doing. America very much appreciates it! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
You Could Pass Legislation That Benefits The American People@BasedMikeLee
If we don't pass SAVE America, Democrats win in November
If we pass SAVE America, we have a chance
Failure is not an option