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Why? Will He Be Vance's Running Mate In 2028?

Gabe Nicholson
@gabe_mohit

Support Walter White

"I Mean, Yeah, Sure, We Tossed Them Into The Gutter, But...But...But Biden!"

Aaron Rupar
@arupar

Trump: "In 14 months, we've lifted 3.3 million American off of food stamps. That's a record. And Biden and his allies wrecked our country."

He'll Be The Peace President When The War Is Over? That Could Be 20 Years From Now – DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING THE REST OF US DON'T‽

Blue Georgia
@BlueATLGeorgia

CPAC attendee: He is the president of peace. When this gets taken care of, it's going to be peace. I'm on Truth Social, that's the only social media I do... he's got a plan. He's a genius. And we trust President Trump.

Reporter: Why Don't You Stop Telling Republicans In Congress To Vote Against Stand-alone Bills That Would Fund The TSA?
Trump: Why Waste This Beautiful Executive Order...?

Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

President Trump says he's signing an order instructing the new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin to "immediately pay our TSA agents," adding he won't allow Democrats "to hold our country hostage any longer."

I Sure Would Hate To Be THAT Taxpayer!

Mark Warner
@MarkWarner

The Department of Justice's reported decision to pay out more than a million of the taxpayer's dollars to Michael Flynn is as outrageous as it is indefensible.

Trump: Uhh, Yeah, Sure, But I Would Rather Have Been Here, So It All Makes Sense

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: I used a mail in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States, I did a mail in ballot for Florida because I felt I should be here.

Reporter: But you were in Palm Beach

Q: So, Just Like When Joe Biden –
Shapiro: NO! You Elect Democratic Leaders To Do What The Public Favours Even When It Isn't The Right Thing To Do!
Q: Oh. Thanks For...Clearing That Up?

Chris Menahan
@infolibnews

Ben Shapiro praises Trump for launching the Iran war against the will of the American people: "You elect leaders to do the right thing – even when the public isn't necessarily in favor of it."

...BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING! YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT OR A DEVOTED IDEOLOGUE TO DENY IT!
Ahem. We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Editorial...

Abby Sewell
@sewella

The @AP is now calling Israel's military actions in southern Lebanon an invasion. Here's why we made that decision:

On The Other Hand, If He Spends All The Rest Of His Term Signing Dollar Bills With His Sharpie, It Will Keep Him Out Of Trouble

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

For the first time in 165 years, a sitting president is going to put his own signature on new US currency. You will never guess who pissed on another American tradition and custom.

Just To Be Safe, People Immigrating To The US Should Probably Put On Iron Underwear

FactPost
@factpostnews

Unearthed video shows new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin describing his daughter pleading with him not to spank her:

"She's like, ‘No Daddy. No, Daddy, No, Daddy, No. I'm sorry, Daddy. I'm sorry, Daddy'. ... She just couldn't bring herself to bend over for me to be able to bust her butt."

The Age Of Aquarius Has Two Phases: First As Tragedy...

Chuck Grassley
@Chuck Grassley

It's sunshine wk Let the sun shine into govt bc sunlight is the best disinfectant TRANSPARENCY BRINGS ACCOUNTABILITY that's why I'm committed to congressional oversight

"It's Not Hard To Be A Citizen – You Just Have To Have The White Stuff..."

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Bondi: "Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right. And Donald Trump is going to have everyone in this country who deserves to be here who is a citizen."

They Weren't Being Cancelled. They Were Being...Umm...They – SHUT UP!

Shibley Telhami
@ShibleyTelhami

In latest MESB poll of scholars of the ME, 77% of US-based scholars say they self-censored when speaking professionally on Israel/Palestine, with 81% of them worrying most about criticizing Israel, compared to 11% worrying about criticizing Palestinian.

Are His Ears Functional Or Merely Decorative?

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Johnson on rejecting Senate DHS bill: "This is not party blame game...look at the Democrats..."

I Know It Looks Bad, But At Least It's Not Sharia Law!

Frankie Stockes
@realSockes

Texas Governor Greg Abbott was joined by Chabad Lubavitch yesterday and signed a proclamation endorsing Noahide Laws in Texas.

He also celebrated the birthday of Chabad's fake messiah, "the Rebbe" Menachem M. Schneerson, and told the rest of the state they should do the same.

Of Course They Should, Because It Was A Heinous Act Of Violence Against Innocent - WHUUUUUUUUT‽

Saul Staniforth
@SaulStaniforth

In an urgent debate at the UN Human Rights Council this morning on the bombing of the Iranian girls school in Minab by the United States the UK calls for Iran to be held to account

"And That's Why We Need To Ally Ourselves With A Genocidal State."
I'm Convinced

Chris Menahan
@infolibnews

CNN's Dana Bash: "Let's just be really clear here, the Nick Fuentes of the world and people like him don't like this war [with Iran] because Israel is involved, and they don't like Israel, and they don't like Jews very much."

Netanyahu Replied That He Would Not Be The Scapegoat For What Was Happening In The War, And That The Americans Should Stick With Blaming Biden

Barak Ravid
@BarakRavid

VP Vance told Netanyahu in a "difficult" call on Monday that several of Netanyahu's predictions about the war had proved far too optimistic, like the prospects of a popular uprising to topple the regime.

I Suspect You Put Too Much Faith In Western Journalists...

Benjamin Dictor
@BenjaminDictor

Following this foiled terrorist plot, I assume all of my fellow Jews will have to answer the questions "Do you condemn the Jewish Defense League" and "Do you condemn Jewish terrorism" just like every Muslim was about Hamas, right?

Of Course, The Map Looked Like A Woman's Body And The Troop Strengths Only Go Up To 11, But It's Still An Amazing Feat!

Acyn
@Acyn

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..