Elon, Elon, Whyfore Art Thou, Elon?

Be Fair! There Are Only 16 Million Jews In The World And Over Two Billion Christians. Who Do You Think The World Can Spare More?

The General
@GeneralMCNews

BREAKING: Israeli media reports that if the United States carries out a ground operation in Iran, it would have to go alone, with Israeli forces not participating on the ground.

POINT: If You're Not Illegal, You Have Nothing To Worry About.
COUNTERPOINT: 70% Of The People ICE Has Arrested Who Have Never Been Convicted Of A Crime Might Disagree.
COUNTERCOUNTERPOINT: Oh - Pfffffffft!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: Sen. Lankford just said that the Democrats' demands in the Senate were "absolutely absurd; they asked for things, for instance, like ICE could not be at polling places."

That cat is out of the bag; ICE is coming to the polling locations in Nov.

This is alarming.

The Soldiers Will Be Retrained To Better Recognize Cameras So, In The Future, They Won't Attack Journalists While Being Filmed

Avi Mayer
@AviMayer

This is unprecedented: An entire IDF reserve battalion has been pulled from duty following last week's incident in which a CNN crew was detained and a photographer assaulted in the West Bank. (Ynet)

"See? Everybody Said It Was A Deficiency, But My Ignorance Of History Is Actually Helpful In Making Statements Like This!"

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: "I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars."

It Takes A Fascist...

Daily Mail
@DailyMail

Trump insiders explode over Stephen Miller's shadow rule... and reveal how 'puppet master' overrides the president: 'He needs to be fired'

Was That On The 12th Day, Or The 27th Day?

KC
@rugbychick

Hey @jamestalarico a nation without borders is no longer a nation and who do you think designed those borders of countries including the U.S. God did!

It Was The Funniest Joke He Ever Told

Entertainment Weekly
@EW

Rob Schneider, who does not have a history of military service, called for the U.S. to reinstate a military draft for men and women amid the war with Iran.

Only Five? You Didn't Work Very Hard Putting The List Together, Did You?

Terry Moran
@TerryMoran

Before launching the war, Trump told the Iranian people: "When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take."

That sentence - breezy, belligerent, untethered from reality - is the best summary of how this conflict began.

5 things he didn't think through:

You Know, You Can't Have Apartheid Without Being Apart...

Assal Rad
@AssalRad

And what is called when a "law" applies to one group of people based on religious/ethnic identity and not another? Is there a word for that kind of system?

Shows What You Know! The Head Of The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Has Repeatedly Told His Customers That A 10% Tax On Every Meal Would Be Sent To Italy

Ounka
@OunkaOnX

WH spiritual adviser Paula White: 'Christians should donate their first tenth of gross income to Israel to honor God and His tithe'

Imagine your spiritual adviser telling you to Venmo another country 10% of your paycheck or you're disobeying God

BREAKING: The Economy

Kevin Malone
@Malone_Wealth

BREAKING: For the first time in history, the average pound of ground beef is higher than Federal Minimum Wage. Everything is not fine.

Not At The Pentagon, Obviously, But Somewhere In DC...Or Virginia...Or...Or...Or Somewhere!

Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubio

Jeanette and I join our Christian brothers and sisters to reflect on the ultimate sacrifice of Jesus Christ which made a way for us to live with Him in Eternity.

That Was When The Inner Life Of A Gumby Really Became Appealing To Me

Michael Friedman
@Michael9898

If the pardon power is rooted in the Constitution then can the pardon power extend to, and excuse, an action by a person that carried out an unconstitutional directive? In other words, can the Constitution authorize it's own self-destruction?

It's A Good Thing Anne Frank Isn't Alive To See This...

Ryan Grim
@ryangrim

Israel is explicitly warning Christian and Druze residents in southern Lebanon not to hide Muslim residents among them as their forces advance.

Not a peep from Sheryl Sandberg.

I'm Not Sure I Like This Reboot Of The Partridge Family...!

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge declares that "one of American's biggest threats is white liberal women," which is why "we must, as a nation, repeal the 19th Amendment": "The majority of women are not capable of responsible voting."

And It's Just That Feeling For The Common Person That Will Lead The Republicans To Huge Gains In The Midterms

The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln

GOP Rep. Jeff Van Drew to Americans struggling with rising costs:

"Better just keep breaking your back and working hard, maybe get yet another job."

Those Were The Days Women Wore Fig Leaves - Good Times

Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski

Remember when Joni Ernst said she was concerned about voting to confirm Hegseth because of his writings & statements which indicated hostility towards women serving in non-support military roles, but said she decided to vote for him after he privately assured her that wasn't the case?

Dear Michael Lucci,
Canada Is Already Facing The Unfortunate And Extreme Economic Consequences Of Your Leader, Donald Trump, Choosing Russia Over NATO....

Michael Lucci
@Michael7ucci

Dear Citizens of Canada,

In the near future you will face the unfortunate and extreme consequences of your leader, Mark Carney, choosing Communist China over USA....

Are You Admitting Israel Started The War?







No, You're Right. Sorry. It Was Wishful Thinking On My Part...

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Emmer: "Our president didn't start this war. He's finishing it."

The State Of Israel Has Only Existed Since 1948. I'm Sure You Must Be Speaking Of It In A Metaphorical Se - Nope, Sorry, That Doesn't Make Any Sense, Either...

Bill Mitchell
@mitchellvii

Have you ever wondered why for thousands of years no one can ever defeat Israel?

All of the empires that have sough to wipe Israel out are now gone and yet Israel is still here.