Note: Quotes Are Not Looking Forward to the Vote

Might Be The Truest Thing He's Ever Said - I Certainly Can't

"Thanks to these pro-growth policies, our economy is roaring and factory construction is way up. Consumer confidence is way up. Nobody can believe it. Nobody can believe the $18 trillion number that we gave you." - President Donald Trump

Are You Saying This Because The Government Is Holding Your Family Hostage?
Blink Three Times In A Row If The Answer Is Yes

"Of course it's another masterstroke by the president, who's ended multiple conflicts in his term. This is gonna be another one that's gonna go down in the history books as one of the great peace deals he's done." - Representative Riley Moore on Iran

"And Get This: It's Not Us!"

"Right now you have a country who is unlawfully, criminally, and illegally taking possession of an International waterway and blowing up commercial vessels. I don't know if people appreciate how outrageous this is." - Secretary of State Marco Rubio

That Image Of Himself As Healing Jesus Really Went To Trump's Head...

"We've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites - gone, the kids are crying and everything - and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works." - President Donald Trump

So, Military And Prison Contractors, Then

"Based on what I've heard, we could balance the federal budget if the only dollars that went out of the treasury went to individuals who were properly, lawfully, correctly eligible to receive them." - not an economist/hard of hearing Stephen Miller

I'm Sure Harvard Is Very Proud Of Him

- "AOC also said it is impossible for anybody to earn a billion dollars. Which, look, I recognize for her, given she was a bartender, that is probably true. No disrespect to bartenders - bartenders are an honourable profession. But she went from that to being a government employee and a parasite sucking on the taxpayer." - Senator Ted Cruz

Some People Can Make A Lie Sound Like A Gospel Choir
Then, There's This Guy

"First of all the argument from some of the senators was we do not want to compensate people that laid a hand on a policeman or law enforcement officer. Blanche said this is not going to happen. We are going to compensate people who were wrongly denied access to a lawyer…" - Senator Tommy Tuberville

Sooooooo...You're Saying They're Not Smart?

"I was the hunted, now I'm the hunter. These are bad people. That's why we call them the dumbocrats. We have a new name. Because they're dumb. They're dumb people." - somehow President for a second term Donald Trump

I'll Bet He Didn't Deliver The Pizza They Ordered, Though

"It's obviously President Trump two moves ahead of his critics as always. Nothing short of aspiration for peace in the Middle East. I mean, who on a Saturday afternoon over a holiday weekend can pull together all of the world leaders from the gulf state allies, get 'em all on a phone call?" - Interior Secretary Doug Burgum

Are You For Real? If You're On Welfare, You Have To Fill Out Seven Forms Just To Be Able To Afford To Sneeze!

"The way most welfare works in most states and most places is we take your word for it. If you say your kids are hungry, you are going to get food stamps. We don't check if you even have kids. You will just start getting the checks." - Stephen "nobody knows what he does but he seems to be ubiquitous" Miller

They Sure Are Good At Dividing Your MPs From Your Caucus!

"I would encourage Liberals to stop the divisive rhetoric and work on uniting Canadians. I know the Liberal Party survives and thrives on divide and conquer politics." - Pierre Poilievre, who has delusions of leading a national political party

Or How Many Of Them are Starving
Hard To Build A Pie Chart When The Government Is Withholding So Much Of The Pie

"As we've moved about 4 million off SNAP, we don't have the exact data of how much of that is fraud, how much of that is people moving into the American dream and off of welfare." - Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins

Those Who Lie About History Are Doomed To Repeat It - 37% Less Effectively And 59% More Foolishly

"President Trump has done something that no other administration is able to do. We have gotten the Iranians to talk about their nuclear program and to perhaps commit to not having one - that has never happened before." - Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

We Don't Have To Imagine: Your Peace Plan Includes A $300 Billion "Reconstruction Fund" For Iran
Are You Planning On Sending Boeing 757s Loaded With Cash Or Using Venmo?

"One of the worst deals ever made by Barack Hussein Obama. Remember when they sent Boeing 757s over there loaded with cash, hundreds of millions... Sent it to Iran almost as ransom. That's not gonna happen with Trump…Can you imagine if I did that?" - President Donald "I Don't Give In To Blackmail...Unless I Get My Cut" Trump

Jeez, Kevin, You Are Either One Of The Most Naive People In The World Or One Of The Most Cynical - WHY CAN'T I TELL WHICH‽

"People are spending more on gas, but they're also spending more on everything else - not just groceries, but restaurants and so on. I think that's a sign you see when people are optimistic about the future." - National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett

Q: Are You Sure It Isn't Because Too Many Of The President's Achievements Are All Too Visible To The Public?
Towery: It's Journalists Like You That Take All The Fun Out Of Politics! You Know That, Right?

"I am concerned about Republican turnout. In Georgia, Democrats turned out 150,000 more early voters. That's not a good sign. I don't think enough of President Trump's achievements are being out for the public to see." - former White House senior economist Erin Towery