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SOURCE: Les Pages aux Folles
[http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca]
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"An actual wood cricket abhors water," [Gad] Saad said. "It wants nothing to do with water. But when it is parasitized by a hair worm, the hair worm needs the wood cricket to jump into water," killing the wood cricket. Jewish anti-Zionists, Saad said, are "wood cricket Jews."
"The spider was slowly beginning to suck the blood out of the peoples pores…The Jew is a true blood sucker that attaches himself to the body of the unhappy people" [Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf]
SOURCE: 24 Hour News Mashups
[http://politicalmashups.seeblogspotrun.com/]
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Bitterness And Division? They're Already Here They're Kind Of The Right's Brand
SOURCE: Billy-Bob's International House O' Headlines
[http://www.com/lol.pdqfc.wwygw.wyswyg/fid=1276587533]
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Expect Republicans To Escalate By Declaring February 7, 2027 National Anti-Muslim Hate Day
They Can Be Classy That Way
Republican governors are pushing alternatives to Gay Pride Month, including Straight Pride Month, Nuclear Family Month and Shove It, Queers, You're An Abomination Unto God Month. (Alabama is always a keener.) "Nobody gets a monopoly on a particular day or a particular month," said Robert P. George, a Princeton University professor of regressive jurisprudence.
In keeping with George's principle, Muslim-Americans are preparing to celebrate Freedom From Genocide Day on July 4. "How's that for Celebration Counter-programming, Governor Huckabee Sanders?" Muslim-American John Doe asked.
SOURCE: Bigots Without Borders
[http://www.bigotswithoutborders.org/]
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Who Knew A Public Face Of Government Could Be So Expressive?
A court has struck down a Trump administration policy barring immigrants from 39 African, Asian, Latin American and Middle Eastern countries from receiving final decisions on, among other things, their asylum, work permit, green card and citizenship applications.
In response, US Citizenship and Immigration Services shrugged.
Some critics of American immigration policy warned that the government may ignore the ruling altogether and continue the policy, as it has done with previous court rulings.
In response, US Citizenship and Immigration Services grinned.
The critics argued that if the government refused to abide by the ruling, the case should be brought to the Supreme Court in a final effort to get justice for immigrants.
In response, US Citizenship and Immigration Services laughed out loud.
SOURCE: Cleveland Wheeler Dealer
[http://www.cleveland.ca/enter/index.ssf?/news/wheelerdealer/index.ssf%3fu/base/news/1206749877263463.xml]
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I Like My Humour Like I Like My Chocolate Or My Coffee: As Dark As It Comes!
The Boring InitiativeA horror story about a hegemonic culture savaging a much smaller local culture is leavened with moments of humour, such as when Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney argues that his desire to not tax streaming giants to create a fund to support Canadian culture was not a capitulation to pressure from American cultural organizations, but an effort to ensure that they didn't pass on the cost to consumers.
SOURCE: Imaginary Movie Database
[http://www.imd.com/title/tt0142050/]
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He May Have The Attention Span Of A Fruit Fly, But At Least He Knows The Proper Use Of The Phrase, "I Couldn't Care Less," And That Counts For A Lot In These Post-literate Times
SOURCE: No Comment Quotes
[http://thesepeopleareinsane.psy/update.toshtml]
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Hold the Line! Hold the Line!
Toronto police seized more than $3.5 million in counterfeit FIFA goods, including jerseys, flags and two world cup trophies. "People would rather pay $19.99 for a knockoff FIFA hoodie than $599.99. Who knew?" a FIFA press release stated. "Well, we did, actually. And we took steps to ensure that the suppliers of the false flags, the ersatz jerseys, and the trumped-up trophies would not profit from their crimes. If we did nothing, the sport of football would be primarily the domain of street urchins kicking a fraying ball up and down dirt roads. If that happened, the world audience might have to settle for the abomination known as American football - and we are not prepared to let that happen!"
SOURCE: The Schwartz Sports Report
[http://www.schwartzsportsreport.com/ssr-news.shtml.htm#56428100615]
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Greasing The Wheels of a Greasy Industry Requires Constant Vigilance
The Tar Sands Dealing With Government Regulation Algorithm
1. Is any level of government making noises about regulating the energy sector?
YES 2. Call the government's plans impractical, devastating to your industry and leading inevitably to so many unemployed citizens freezing in the dark. But all is not lost! Offer an alternative form of regulation that does nothing to cut into your company's profits.
NO 3. DON'T BE FOOLED! Governments are always looking for ways to diminish the energy sector through burdensome regulation. STAY VIGILANT! GO TO 1.
4. Does the government abandon its plans for regulation and adopt the industry's regulatory framework?
YES 5. Congratulations - you will be set for years of record profits. DON'T BE LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY! Governments are always looking for ways to cripple a country's most successful businesses. STAY VIGILANT! GO TO 1.
NO 6. Accuse the government of hating business, penalizing ordinary citizens and having bad personal hygiene - anything that will make politicians look bad. Politicians hate to look bad. GO TO 4.
SOURCE: Economics For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/entertainmentfordummies/economicsfordummies/home.asp?did=646&dir=bb]
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