What the Heck Do You Know?

The following survey has nothing to do with anything important around the world, but, after filling out dozens of other surveys, questionnaires forms and assorted whatnot, we here at Les Pages aux Folles thought you might enjoy one more.

Once you've filled this out, tear along the dotted line, take the survey firmly in both hands and tear it into wee little pieces. For goodness' sake, don't give it to us! Not only do we not want it, but we wouldn't know what to do if, say, 4,000 of you filled out surveys and brought them to our office.

1) Why do no two clocks in a given building show the same time? 2) Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? 3) How would you like to see Michael Jackson die? 4) Who is your favourite Marx brother? 5) If you saw the word "fuck" in a newspaper, would you: 6) Where is the Toronto zoo? 7) How many people got a rash while voting in the last Canadian election? 8) How many people got a rash during the last Blue Jays game? 9) What is your concept of hell? 10) Why are there no "other" answers in this survey? 11) Which leader did you vote for in the recent election? 12) How do you feel about pre-marital television watching? 13) Was the Springsteen concert worth the money? 14) Is existentialism a viable belief system? 15) We asked: is existentialism a viable belief system? 16) Why did you really go to college? 17) Who'll stop the rain? 18) What would you do if you won a million dollars in a lottery? 19) Do you believe in peanut butter? 20) If not, why not?