Never trust a smiling humourist because it probably knows where you live.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they are most dangerous when they travel in packs.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it never takes anything seriously or considers anything sacred, especially what you take seriously or consider sacred.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they only come out at night.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they always travel in pairs.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it will only cause you heartache in the long run.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it will laugh in your face.
Never trust a smiling humourist because you're old enough to know better.
Never trust a smiling humourist just because it was there.
Never trust a smiling humourist because life is too short.
Never trust a smiling humourist unless you are prepared to accept the consequences.
Never trust a smiling humourist because batteries are not included.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they all have dreams of making it big in the States.
Never trust a smiling humourist because, no matter how much it promises you that it will devote itself to a serious career, it won't.
Never trust a smiling humourist unless you know where it hides its typewriter.
Never trust a smiling humourist because you'll never want to go back into the water.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they shed all over the carpet.
Never trust a smiling humourist until you see the whites of its eyes.
Never trust a smiling humourist because we all know what their kind is like.
Never trust a smiling humourist because there is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; omitted, all the voyages of their lives are bound in shallows and in miseries.
Never trust a smiling humourist because life sucks.
Never trust a smiling humourist farther than you can throw it.
Never trust a smiling humourist because you'll only encourage it.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it has lost touch with reality.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they're no fun at parties.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they always keep the best lines for themselves.
Never trust a smiling humourist because popular tastes change.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the problems of two people don't amount to a stack of beans in this world.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it is better late then never.
Never trust a smiling humourist because there ain't no justice.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's better to trust your intuition.
Never trust a smiling humourist because a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.
Never trust a smiling humourist because there's not enough love in the world.
Never trust a smiling humourist because god is on his side.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's imported.
Never trust a smiling humourist unless you read about it first in The Times.
Never trust a smiling humourist because of a declining economy.
Never trust a smiling humourist because I don't get it.
Never trust a smiling humourist until your insurance is paid up.
Never trust a smiling humourist because success hasn't spoiled it yet.
Never trust a smiling humourist because laughter is not necessarily the best medicine.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it won't apply itself.
Never trust a smiling humourist unless you're willing to put up a fight.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it must have eyes in the back of its head.
Never trust a smiling humourist because its bark is worse than its bite.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's so intense.
Never trust a smiling humourist because that's the way it's always been.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the season is almost over.
Never trust a smiling humourist because you have a common goal.
Never trust a smiling humourist because happiness is a warm gun (bang bang, shoot shoot).
Never trust a smiling humourist with your darkest fantasies.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the streets aren't safe at night.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's obsessed.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it isn't hip, happening, cool, in, now or rad.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it manipulates hearts, minds and languages.
Never trust a smiling humourist - go see a specialist.
Never trust a smiling humourist that doesn't deliver.
Never trust a smiling humourist because you'll be the one who cries.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it covets your lasagna.
Never trust a smiling humourist because you will always have to take the initiative.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it thinks too highly of itself.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's only one thing after another...
Never trust a smiling humourist because it flirts with danger (because danger is its business).
Never trust a smiling humourist because it has no respect.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the bus doesn't stop here any more.
Never trust a smiling humourist because money changes everything.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's a funny country you got here.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it likes high heels.
Never trust a smiling humourist until it has been properly washed and gutted.
Never trust a smiling humourist who wants an extended guitar solo.
Never trust a smiling humourist because society made it the way it is.
Never trust a smiling humourist - for Jerry's kids!
Never trust a smiling humourist because all men are equal in the eyes of the law.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the butler did it.
Never trust a smiling humourist because they are not like you or I.
Never trust a smiling humourist unless there are extenuating circumstances.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it refuses to lend its name for the promotion of a product which it doesn't use or believe in.
Never trust a smiling humourist - or else!
Never trust a smiling humourist because if it's too short, you won't want to throw it back.
Never trust a smiling humourist Monday to Friday, 4 to 6 pm; Saturday, noon to 6 pm; Sunday, all day.
Never trust a smiling humourist because the hills are alive with the sound of music.
Never trust a smiling humourist to get to the other side of the road.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it will sit this one out.
Never trust a smiling humourist with eight items or less.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it sold its soul for rock and roll.
Never trust a smiling humourist if it doesn't present the proper papers.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's quiet out there...yeah, too quiet...
Never trust a smiling humourist because it saw Springsteen before he became popular.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it doesn't understand the concept of "value added."
Never trust a smiling humourist to be on time.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it will invade your space.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's a cultural derelict.
Never trust a smiling humourist because it's skating on thin ice.
Never trust a smiling humourist because there are no new ideas.
Never trust a smiling humourist because these are the best years of our lives.
Never trust a smiling humourist because, well, smiling humourists can't be trusted!
