Always trust a smiling humourist because it usually has something up its sleeve.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's mad as hell and it's not going to take this any more.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's an endangered species.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it has an image to maintain.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's been telling jokes since you were in diapers.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the situation demands it.
Always trust a smiling humourist behind the wheel of a large automobile.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Always trust a smiling humourist because they call the wind Mariah.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it looks like rain.
Always trust a smiling humourist because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it knows how to get out of a jam.
Always trust a smiling humourist because power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Always trust a smiling humourist because they're the first to know when something funny is going on.
Always trust a smiling humourist because I said so.
Always trust a smiling humourist because this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Always trust a smiling humourist to prolong the agony.
Always trust a smiling humourist because if you don't, then who will?
Always trust a smiling humourist because the price of gold fell drastically on world money markets yesterday.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's folk like this who made this country what it is today.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it could have been a serious writer, but it didn't want to.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's the wave of the future.
Always trust a smiling humourist because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Always trust a smiling humourist because work expands to fill the time allotted to it.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the meek shall inherit the earth.
Always trust a smiling humourist against the odds.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it may come cheap, but it doesn't come easy.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the thrill is gone.
Always trust a smiling humourist because they enjoy the rough and tumble life of the circus.
Always trust a smiling humourist because there's nothing left to believe in any more.
Always trust a smiling humourist because when force is gone, there's always mom - hi, mom!
Always trust a smiling humourist because there will be a quiz after this column.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it started long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Always trust a smiling humourist because it is a creature of habit.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it won't give you the time of day.
Always trust a smiling humourist because dog's aren't really man's best friend.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the medium is the message.
Always trust a smiling humourist because pizza is better without hot peppers.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's lonely at the top, but the middle and the bottom are no picnic, either.
Always trust a smiling humourist before the first rainfall of the spring.
Always trust a smiling humourist because purple and green don't mix.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it is larger than life.
Always trust a smiling humourist because Instant Karma's gonna get ya.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the weeds of crime bear bitter fruit.
Always trust a smiling humourist to say something witty and possibly clever, but totally inappropriate.
Always trust a smiling humourist because Confucious said a lot of dumb things that nobody ever repeats.
Always trust a smiling humourist because they just don't make them like that any more.
Always trust a smiling humourist because practice makes perfect.
Always trust a smiling humourist because you'll never be able to convince it to compare notes.
Always trust a smiling humourist because deep down, it's a romantic with a heart of gold.
Always trust a smiling humourist to know the one fact that can disprove your entire argument.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it can always use the money.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it is a thing of the past.
Always trust a smiling humourist because some day it may save your life.
Always trust a smiling humourist because hello, hello, is there anybody out there?
Always trust a smiling humourist because he who writes and runs away, lives to write another day.
Always trust a smiling humourist because change is the only constant in this world.
Always trust a smiling humourist because you're only as good as your last hit single.
Always trust a smiling humourist because George Jetson's day will come.
Always trust a smiling humourist with something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's a demon with a cliché.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes!
Always trust a smiling humourist because it may not be going anywhere, but it's having a hell of a time getting there!
Always trust a smiling humourist because it has a unique point of view.
Always trust a smiling humourist because comparison shopping is the only way to find true bargains.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it doesn't really matter if Joe Dimaggio was a better hitter than Babe Ruth, or the '29 Mets were a better team then the '54 Yankees.
Always trust a smiling humourist because photocopying may yet prove to be an infringement of copyright.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the joke may be on you.
Always trust a smiling humourist because beta is better than VHS, even if VHS is more popular.
Always trust a smiling humourist because if nobody debunks the myths, we'll never stop living them.
Always trust a smiling humourist because if you'll eat broccoli, you'll eat anything.
Always trust a smiling humourist because sometimes the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.
Always trust a smiling humourist because Mars needs women, Kilroy was here and all that.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it has the strength of 10 ordinary human beings.
Always trust a smiling humourist because there is no pretty way to go.
Always trust a smiling humourist because Aristotle was wrong.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the best defense is a good offense.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's just waiting for someone to make its day.
Always trust a smiling humourist to keep the dream alive.
Always trust a smiling humourist because everybody wants to rule the world.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it was nice meeting you.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it doesn't know who John Galt is, either.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it has always been up front with you.
Always trust a smiling humourist because once you buy Canadian, you never go back.
Always trust a smiling humourist because sequels are never as good as the originals.
Always trust a smiling humourist to rush in where angels fear to tread.
Always trust a smiling humourist because symmetry is the way things have to be.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it's all talk and no action.
Always trust a smiling humourist because if anybody can find a purpose for "cheese food," it can.
Always trust a smiling humourist because some people just don't laugh at anything.
Always trust a smiling humourist because something is missing in your life.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the news waits for no man.
Always trust a smiling humourist because the truth will out.
Always trust a smiling humourist because all great journeys begin with a single step.
Always trust a smiling humourist because this is not a job for amateurs.
Always trust a smiling humourist because facts are getting the best of them.
Always trust a smiling humourist because it doesn't know what it's letting you in for.
Always trust a smiling humourist because this kind of harmonizing is painful.
Always trust a smiling humourist because, as we all know, some artists are vastly overrated.
Always trust a smiling humourist because smiling humourists can be trusted, okay?
