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People who like ballet have an en pointe...
Every man is a hero to his lawyer...
.........................As an artist................you could say..............I'm in my period............................period...
In satire, it's not the length of your column that counts, it's what you do with it...
Come for the comics, stay for the...other stuff...
It's not a meal, it's an event. That you eat...
That's so stupid, it's brilliant ...!
Comedy that never sleeps (although it does nap viciously)...
Download each file as if it were your last...
Is a bad movie about a bickering couple cheese with chides?
Lowering the bar on Internet discourse for longer than any one person should have the right to...
Overtime waits for no man...
Potentia est potentia...
Oh, I'm sorry, we're all out of crystal blue persuasion. May I interest you in some marble orange argumentativeness?
Tofu toffee? Oh, yum...
Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of - OWW! Is that a sliver?
My favourite hard rock band/genetic disease: Syndrome of a Downe...
The love of Vegans is the rutabaga of all evil...
The point is not to understand the world, but to derange it...
Please, I'm a poor agnostic - have piety on me!
You wanted Psycho but you got The Devil's Rejects? My friend, you've just been the victim of another Bates and switch scam...
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That's the way with steelmakers, isn't it? You smelt it, you dealt it...
The place for people who love a good Magritte joke...
Hello, cruel world...
Life shows no mercy, why should I?
Sorry. Give me a second...I...I seem to have a pickup truck stuck in my teeth...
It's like magic...without the wands...or funny words...or sense of wonder...
If there's one thing I've learned, it's never let your title make a promise your article can't keep...
Don't know whether it's ignorant or silly? I say, why choose?
Canada: the true snort, strong and free?
This is not a boarding pass...
The porous Taurus torus isn't for us...
I don't consider the Pillsbury dough boy a good roll model...
Some people can't see what's in front of their faces, especially when it's happening behind their backs...
Ira Nayman is made up of 100% organic organs...
WARNING! This Web site may ham your computer...
Have you ever felt like throwing back to the studio when you knew there was no studio to throw back to?
The means justifies somebody getting it in the end...
Formulater, alligator!
People who enjoyed reading this will enjoy reading...more of this...
As a theory, it's a good bowl of guacamole dip...
It's good to be da Stephen King!
Please excuse the mess - this world currently under deconstruction...
We're all Moustache Brothers now!
I've been lulled into a false sense of obscurity...
Paradise...is exactly like...where Laurie Anderson is right now...only, much...much...better!
Have you made fun of a corporate lackey today?
Drag and drop and give me 50!
It's not unfunny - it's differently comedic...
My favourite rag trade spy? Schmatte Hari...
Those who fail to remember history are doomed to repeat grade nine...
Nike's Australian campaign? Just didgeridoo it...
To make some broken eggs, you have to break some eggs...
I'm not as clever as I think I am, but, then, who among us is?
WARNING: bituminous when wet...
If Yoda had been a computer programmer, his advice would have been: "There is no try, only undo..."
~ I don't have anything to say, I just like this squiggly character... ~
Everybody wants to listen to Monty Python. Real men want to listen to The Goon Show...
On their deathbeds, nobody regrets the porn they didn't download...except, perhaps, for some Catholics...
Catch you later, mass debater! (*Don't say this quickly to any boy under the age of 12 unless you are prepared to deal with several minutes of immature giggling...)
I haven't had a good disk full warning in as long as I can remember...!
It's not that I necessarily want to live forever - I'm just curious to know how the universe turns out...
Mommy, why are animated elephants dancing across my computer screen...?
The Web site that keeps on giving...you a hard time...
I learned all I need to know about art from the Catherine Tate Modern...
