Les Pages Aux Folles: If You're Not Part of the Headline, You're Part of the Problem
If You're Not Part of the Headline, You're Part of the Problem
Problem Is It Now Takes 16 Years To Get A Woodworking Degree
"Study shows use of superglue in chest surgery cuts recovery time in half"
- Globe and Mail
There Is If You're A Financial Planner
"Happiness and financial planning: Is there a connection?"
- Globe and Mail
I Have A Title For My Autobiography!
"JUST THE RIGHT KIND OF WEIRD"
- National Post
Zeitgeist - Koch Brothers - The Family Resemblance Is Striking!
"How the zeitgeist is steering the Tea Party Express"
- Globe and Mail
Funny, Given That The Withdrawal Method Is What Troops Use With Their Afghani Girlfriends
"Canadian pullout 'is going to hurt us'
Senior NATO commander warns withdrawal will impede Kandahar progress"
- Toronto Star
Rash Of Thefts Of Pic-a-nic Baskets Does Not Help Their Case
"Ottawa studying economic benefit of polar bears"
- Globe and Mail
For Which Honda Will Take NOOOOOO Responsibility!
"Voting is a civic duty"
- Toronto Star
Example: Newspaper Economics Pundits
"Universities turning out graduates with the wrong skills"
- Globe and Mail
Wide Salary Gap Worse...Shh...
"Salary knowledge not good for morale"
- Globe and Mail
Then Who Will Stephen Harper Blame For Bad Times?
"N.B. voters give Liberals heave-ho"
- Toronto Star
"McGuinty Liberals sinking, poll shows"
- Toronto Star
It Depends Which Orifice You Put Them In
"Can vegetables be fun?"
- National Post
Using The Royal We, Again, Lynn?
"The Courteney and David split: why we care"
- Globe and Mail
He Should Have Stuck With The Lampshade On The Head Gag
"ETHICALLY SPEAKING
Father's 'penis tricks' not acceptable"
- Toronto Star
I Think That I Shall Never See
A Dyson Dual Cyclone As Economically Inert As A Tree
"Ode on a vacuum cleaner
If Keats were alive today, he might wax rhapsodically on the Dyson Dual Cyclone. These days, what you keep in your broom closet could have serious artistic cred"
- Globe and Mail
Others See Them As A Statement Of Man's Inhumanity To Wombats
"Some women see tattoos simply as body art"
- Toronto Star
City Places "'s" On All Signs Regardless Of Whether They Need Them Or Not
"Halifax's bucks conventional wisdom"
- Globe and Mail
Britain Warns Of French Cuisine Risk
"France warns of British terror risk"
- Globe and Mail
Totally Sad Recall
"Restaurant toys recalled over battery risk"
- Toronto Star
"GM recalls Impalas for seat belt concerns"
- Globe and Mail
"Kia Canada to recall 4,500 cars"
- Toronto Star
"Chrysler, Volvo recall 36,000 vehicles over safety concerns"
- Toronto Star
"Daimler recalling 85,000 vehicles
- Globe and Mail
"Pfizer recalls 191,000 Lipitor bottles"
- Globe and Mail
"BMW recalls 350,800 cars"
- Globe and Mail
"Fisher-Price recalls 10 million trikes, toy
- Toronto Star
"Toyota, Honda launch recalls
Both report issue with brake fluid leaks"
- USA Today
"Ferrari recalls 'supercars' after fire reports"
- Toronto Star
But, Government And Business Are Working On The Problem
Expect A Solution "In Due Course"
"Corrupt Canada? We're small-time compared with the U.S."
- Globe and Mail
Start By Putting This Newspaper Down
"How to stop procrastinating"
- Globe and Mail
Oh, We Were Way Ahead Of You, Sondra
"I am fed up with my irritating little dog"
- National Post
Except On TV
"Dangerous schizophrenics rare"
- Toronto Star
And, This Is Different How?
"Fantasy, not facts, driving U.S. markets"
- Globe and Mail
Jump On Your Gold-plated Platypus And Lasso The Moon!
"What to do when you don't know what to do"
- National Post
It's About Giving Advertisers What They Want, Too
In Fact, Mostly, It's About The Advertisers...
"Our new look: It's about so much more than design"
- Globe and Mail
Gave Us Opportunity To Make Fnu Of Headline Writer
"Cop says he was riciduled"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, You're Not Scheduled For A Rational Moment Until 2016
"Check in with your emotional calendar"
- Globe and Mail
American Arms Sales To All Sides Not Relevant
"IRAN: FUELLING THE ARMS RACE
Neighbouring states spending billions to prepare for a possible war
Arming the Mideast"
- National Post
4. I Can Lose My Money Much Faster Investing In Stocks
"Six reasons I won't buy bonds"
- Toronto Star
Let's Hope People Don't Prefer The Original Formula Bernardo
"Colonel Williams is the new Bernardo"
- Globe and Mail
You Live In The United States
"You are Canadian. You are hockey"
- Toronto Star
Problem Is That He Expects To Come Back
"Harper ready to do business in Ukraine"
- Globe and Mail
