Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Shoot Dingoes On Sight
Headlines Shoot Dingoes On Sight
Putin Orders Arrest Of All Statistics
"Statistical analysis supports claims of vote-rigging in Russian election"
- Globe and Mail
Ill-considered Headline Sparks PALE FUROR
"SQUEAK, MEMORY
How Art Spiegelman created the work that redefined the way we think about both Holocaust memoirs and the graphic novel"
- National Post
The Sheiks Are Adorable When They Stamp Their Little Feet And Shake Their Little Fists
"Arab League demands Syria put end to bloodshed"
- Toronto Star
Beautiful Plumage
"The WTO: Not dead, but ‘in a coma'"
- Globe and Mail
Christie Blatchford Scared The Shit Out Of Them
They Can Now Be Found In Windsor
"Where have all the manly men gone?
Toronto: city of sissies"
- National Post
And, Cool Is Sexy, Right? Right? In Its Own Way?
"Time names Ryan Gosling Coolest Person of the Year"
- Toronto Star
Will Make You A Mortgage You Can't Refuse
"Mafia listed as Italy's No. 1 ‘bank'"
- Globe and Mail
Except You Can't Toilet Train A Dog
Or, For That Matter, Teach A Baby To Fetch Your Slippers
"Dogs and kids not all that different, study finds"
- Toronto Star
Protestors More Concerned About The Bombs He's Hurling
"Syria's leader hurls defiance at protesters and the world"
- Globe and Mail
Like They Don't Already Have To Fend Men Off With A...You Know?
"Get a good whiff of this – Axe has spray for women"
- Toronto Star
Ah, Yes, I Recall It Well
"Philips recalls light bulbs"
- Globe and Mail
"J&J recalls Tylenol Cold Gelcaps"
- Globe and Mail
"RIM recalling 1,000 defective PlayBook tablets"
- Toronto Star
"Nissan recalling 51,700 Sentras
Problem with battery cable could cause engines to stall; 28,000 Jukes recalled, too"
- Toronto Star
"Ford recalls 128,000 sedans"
- Toronto Star
"Volkswagen recalls 300,000 diesel cars"
- Globe and Mail
"Honda recalls 304,000 vehicles
Air bags may inflate with too much pressure causing death or injury"
- Toronto Star
"Ford recalls 450,400 minivans and SUVs
- Globe and Mail
Does Christie Blatchford Know About This?
"Even tough men have soft brains"
- Globe and Mail
Wow! The Pope Is Really Cracking Down!
"Cardinal Foley recalled for warm heart, humor"
- The Delaware County Daily Times
The Shame Resides In Their Failure
"No shame in Canadian junior effort"
- Toronto Star
IMF's Scoffers Remain Stable
"IMF's coffers keep growing"
- Globe and Mail
Woman Of Kleenex, More Like
"Bachmann sees herself as 'America's Iron Lady'"
- National Post
Somebody's Unclear On The Concept, Example 327
"Revolutionary ‘gave us democracy'"
- Toronto Star
Once Again, We Must Choose Between Those Who Don't Know And Those Who Are Professionally Misinformed
"Experts, public at odds over economy"
- Globe and Mail
Aww! Now You've Gone And Spoiled Two Of My Favourite Things!
"HOW COOKIES ARE LIKE SEX"
- National Post
Japanese Politicians Dealing With The Crisis Not So Much
"Fukushima plant declared stable"
- Toronto Star
Unlikely To Repeat In 2012
"Layton named 2011's top newsmaker"
- Globe and Mail
Bravo! It's Rare To See A Newspaper's Bias So Boldly Stated - Well Done!
"U.S. good, Canada bad"
- National Post
I Doubt It - He Is A Bear Of Little Bowel Movement, After All
"Could poo help save the High Park zoo?"
- Toronto Star
Not Hiring Assholes Might Be A Better Strategy
"RCMP banks on e-learning to instil better habits among officers"
- Globe and Mail
Oh! That's What The Article Is About? I Thought - Well, Never Mind What I Thought!
"WEINER KEENERS
George Karpouzis couldn't have picked a better spot for his hot dog shop thanks to hungry students from nearby schools
- National Post
More Prisons Should Solve That Problem
"Murders at 25-year low"
- Toronto Star
Asks: "So, What Is This Social Networking Stuff About, Anyway?"
"New Yahoo CEO seeks to make firm relevant again"
- Globe and Mail
He Could Part His Hair On The Other Side, For Instance, Or...Or...Or Wear Plaid!
"Justin Bieber should embrace his badass tendencies"
- The Grid
After A Headline Like That, Who Needs To Read The Article?
"Iran says it will fly its own stealth drone
Claims it will reverse-engineer captured U.S. spy plane, a feat that seems far beyond its sanctions-strapped aviation industry"
- Globe and Mail
I Know We're Desperate For Validation, But Really?
"Canadians top for bowel diseases
Global study finds inflammatory illness is more prevalent in industrialized countries"
- Toronto Star
Always Have Plenty Of Antacids Close To Hand
"Investing secrets for volatile market"
- National Post
Weapons Give Latter The Decisive Edge
"Protest vs. government: Technology gives former the edge"
- Globe and Mail
It's Easier To Keep Her Out Of Mischief That Way
"Future saint died at 24"
- Toronto Star
This Is The WRONG Lesson To Be Teaching Kids At Christmas
"Heir may be less popular than his brutal father"
- Toronto Star
Vow To Be More Proactive In Ignoring Environmental Disasters
"Spills wake up global regulators"
- National Post
Why Do I Feel A My Fair Lady Moment Coming On?
"Spain must turn brain drain into gain"
- Globe and Mail
Opponents To Be Thrown Into Jail Cells Gently
"Putin hints at softer approach"
- Toronto Star
