Headlines Were Just Wondering...

An End To Rhetorical Questions In Headlines?

"What more can you ask for?" - Globe and Mail

Really? Because It's Freaking Out Syrians

"Syria worries Canada" - Toronto Sun

 Yeah, And I Should Exercise More
What's Your Point?

"Harper should heed climate advice" - Toronto Star

Irrational Irrationality

"As CEO exits, opportunity knocks
Bank of New York Mellon has endured disappointing earnings and the departure of its chief executive. But here's the upside" - Globe and Mail

 "Consumers unfazed by fiscal cliff, for now" - Globe and Mail

 "World stocks rise despite obstacles" - Toronto Star

 "CORPORATE EARNINGS>br /> Goldman wary despite $1.5B profit" - Toronto Star

 "Why gravity-defying home prices refuse to heed the market" - Globe and Mail

 "Markets ignore Apple warning
Stock resumes climb as Wall Street analysts paint rosy scenario" - Toronto Star

 "U.S. stocks hit four-year high despite doubts about economy" - Globe and Mail

 "LinkedIn: Risky business on the cusp
Investors bet on social network's future profit explosion despite today's less-than-reassuring price-to-earnings ratio" - Globe and Mail

Putting Lipstick On A $100 Million Pig

"Not an Easy Task Making the Coming Attractions Attractive" - New York Times

Everybody Know Native Leader Big Doofus, Make Little Puddle In Ground Instead Of Big Wave On Lake If He Try Discuss Trees And Rivers And Such

"Natives as frontmen
Unscrupulous U.S. groups using Aboriginals for their environmental attacks" - Toronto Sun

 Okay...



Thinking...



Thinking...



Thinking...



Nope - It Still Smells Of Regional Chauvinism...

"Think Saskatchewan is full of beat-up pickups? Think again" - Toronto Star

The Press Release Barrage Was Devastating

"Samsung assaults BlackBerry bastion" - Globe and Mail

Doesn't Need Assault Accusation On Top Of Other Charges

"Ford can't grasp casino opposition" - Toronto Sun

Talk About A Shotgun Wedding!

"French forces said to engage Islamists" - Globe and Mail

That's 3,276 Per Cent More Than Mandated By The FAA

"Dreamliner won't fly until '1,000 per cent' safe" - Toronto Star

As Long As He Blames His Opponents For Excessive Partisanship, He Should Be A Shoe-In For Premier

"Obstinance the best policy for Hudak" - National Post

Culture Should Train With Mister Miyagi

"When culture and condos clash, culture loses" - Globe and Mail

Doing It In The Back Seat Was Always Cheaper...

"75¢ cents for parking, $2,400 for a hotel room" - Toronto Star

O, Really?

"You must never give up hope
Newly approved drug helps patients suffering from idipathic pulmonary fibrosis" - Toronto Sun

Republicans Respond: "Duuuuuuh Grrrr Pffffffft! I Know You Are, But What Am I? Blug Blug Grrrrrp!"

"Republicans told to stop being 'the stupid party'" - Toronto Star

Refuses To Accept Accusation Of Micromanaging NHL

"Harper appoints five new Senators" - Toronto Star

How Is It Possible To Get A Plane Off The Ground With So Many Missing Facts?

"Boeing results overshadowed by 787 unknowns" - Globe and Mail

Really? Too Bad - It Sucked When It Began

"30 Rock exits as smartly as it began" - Toronto Star

 What A Silly Question!
They Still Exist, Don't They?

"Did Grits make bad choice?" - Toronto Sun

Keep Them Away From Wascally Wabbits

"Saving Tasmanian Devils" - New York Times

I Didn't!

"We get the mayors we deserve" - Toronto Star

I Knew Wil Was Good, But I Never Realized...!

"Silver Wheaton to acquire gold production from Vale SA" - Globe and Mail

 1. Listening To Me
2. Actually, 1. Pretty Much Negates Anything Else I Might Say...

"Six common investing mistakes to avoid" - Globe and Mail

But, He's So Adorable When He's Lying On His Doghouse, Who Could Resist Him?

"Speak up before you get snoopy" - Toronto Star

Ford Supporters Accuse GM Of Left-wing Plot To Unseat Their Guy

"LEAFS TAKE OVER T.O." - Toronto Sun

 Are People Still Watching?



Are They Watching Now?




How About Now?

"Senate gets tough on expenses" - Toronto Star

Sounds Messy, But I Guess If You're Trying To Spice Up The Romance...

"Sex on a plate at Patria" - NOW

 Yeah, And I Want A Pony
Why Should They Get What They Want When I Don't?

"Police union wants SIU head to quit" - Globe and Mail

 "Doug Ford wants integrity chief's resignation" - Globe and Mail

Which Is A Shame, Because SOMEBODY Needs To Explain Why So Many In The Media Find Him Appealing

"Rideau Hall mum on Black's appeal" - Toronto Star

Aww, Crap! If They'll Let The Zynga Guys In, They'll Let Anybody In!

"Billionaire Start-Up Club No Longer Very Exclusive" - New York Times

That's One Explanation For My Love Life

"Is world's most wanted dead? - Toronto Star

Becoming A Vegan Suddenly Looks Like Best Option

"Industry must take the reins on food safety" - Globe and Mail

Better To Give Your Money To Strangers To Invest For You

"Hope isn't considered a good investment strategy" - Toronto Star

 Where's The Plague Of Locusts?
We Have Clearly Entered An Age Of Miracles -
Where Are The Locusts?

"If banks and business won't spur growth, it may take governments to prime the pump" - Globe and Mail

It's Worth A Shot - Reason Certainly Hasn't Worked

"Is guilt the path to serious climate action?" - Toronto Star

It's Almost Like They Planned It That W - Ooooh

"New rules for asylum claims has sent applications into sharp decline" - Globe and Mail