Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Don't Have to Justify Themselves...TO YOU!
Headlines Don't Have to Justify Themselves...TO YOU!
Be Careful What You Wish For...
"Redford hopeful of end to pipeline politics"
- Globe and Mail news section
"B.C. says 'No' to Northern Gateway on concerns over oil spills"
- Globe and Mail Report on Business
In A Box In A Corner (Can't You See It? It's Next To A Box Labelled "Integrity")
"Where is the Conservative outrage over robocalls?"
- Toronto Star
Six Hour Commutes? Great Idea!
That's How Regressive Anti-tax Politicians Want YOU To Experience Transit
"More taxes? Great idea!
That's how Metrolinx would like YOU to pay for transit plans"
- Toronto Sun
Or, Not
"Ford's job hangs in balance
Ruling on mayor's appeal today could thrust city into uncharted waters"
- Toronto Star
"Digital divide in Canada will probably widen"
- Toronto Star
"Why small REITs could be big"
- Globe and Mail
"U.S. could lose its top rating, agency warns"
- Toronto Star
"Fast food may boost risk of asthma, eczema"
- Globe and Mail
"Casino could deal city good hand
MGM chairman claims proposal would bring in a million new visitors"
- Toronto Star
"OSFI probes longer-term uninsured mortgages, could act"
- Globe and Mail
"Stonehenge may have begun as a graveyard for the elite"
- Toronto Star
"Marijuana may double stroke risk: study"
- Globe and Mail
"Rules could drive up costs, Ottawa says"
- Toronto Star
"Harper's re-election chances may hinge on trade deal with Europe"
- Globe and Mail
"Trudeau could give Grits Ontario edge, poll finds"
- Toronto Star
Not Toronto Sun Readers, That's For Sure!
"Transit: Who will pay?"
- Toronto Star
His Love Of Drones Being One Of The More Obvious
"Obama's Vision Faces Daunting Obstacle"
- New York Times
Hey! You Can't Feed Your Family With Morale!
"My job leaves me demoralized. How can I find a new one?"
- Globe and Mail
Except For Anti-science Zombies
"Safe drug-injection sites a no-brainer"
- Toronto Star
Will Stop Running Attack Ads...Then Silencing Scientists...Then Maybe Even Politely Answer Opposition Queries During Question Period...
"Feds target bullying"
- Toronto Sun
"All The Other Ends Of Poverty Were Trial Runs – We're Sure We've Got It Right This Time..."
"World Bank sees end of poverty in 2030"
- Globe and Mail
She Has A Tattoo Of The Country On Her Thigh
"Queen's bond with Canada runs deep"
- Toronto Sun
This Is Why You Need Multiple News Sources
"Giving non-citizens a vote is simply wrong-headed"
- Globe and Mail
"Let all residents vote – we need more of that"
- Toronto Star
Wherever Would Canadians Get That I - Oooooh
"Gravy stains
Could it be that Canadians see public servants as the enemy?"
- Toronto Sun
"WYNNE CAN'T MAKE THE GRADE
Horvath gets an F too in Christina Blizzard's Queen's Park report card"
- Toronto Sun
"Our political parties stand for nothing"
- Toronto Sun
If You Don't Pay Them Off On Time, They'll Insult Your Mother
"Remember, mortgages are highly personal"
- Toronto Star
I Would Hope So – You've Been Anticipating it For Decades
"ARE WE READY FOR DISASTER?"
- Toronto Sun
Is He Heavier Than A Duck?
"Will Strombo sink at CNN?"
- Toronto Star
Some Questions Are Easy To Answer
"I pull in millions in sales, how do I negotiate a raise?"
- Globe and Mail
"Ditch your phone for an hour"
- Globe and Mail
And, That's Just By Our Rhetoric
"Taxpayer beaten, battered, bruised"
- Toronto Sun
It Couldn't Hurt To Try Now That The Political Revolution Has Failed
"Can an environmental revolution save Egypt?"
- Toronto Star
Quality? There's Always A Catch, Isn't There?
"In defence of an appointed Senate
When the quality of appointments is high, senators can do incredible work without worrying about constituents, elections or partisanship"
- Globe and Mail
Markets Go For A Soda
"U.S.-Europe Trade Pact Uncertain"
- New York Times
Of Course, As Long As They Have Our Data They Can Live Without Our Trust
"IS Big IT still on the side of the angels?
Our information highways are privately owned – if they want our data and our trust, they'd better join the struggle for transparency"
- Globe and Mail
...As Our Coverage Shallowens
"Affordable housing crisis deepens"
- Toronto Star
"Mayor's arrest deepens Montreal crisis"
- Globe and Mail
Take All The Words You Need – Wayne Deserves Them!
"Explaining Wayne Shorter"
- Globe and Mail
Imagine How Annoying Poverty Is
"Panhandlers are getting annoying"
- Toronto Star
Don't Say That! Wil Will Always Be Golden To Us!
"Silver Wheaton lowers forecast after Barrick delays"
- Globe and Mail
Maybe They Could Get Advice From The Penguins Floating Away From Each Other
"Tourists trapped on ice floe"
- Toronto Sun
When I Started Writing?
"When did fun become part of our identity?"
- Toronto Star
Could There Be A More Fracking Stupid Question?
"Can better technology make fracking cleaner?"
- Globe and Mail
And, That's Just The Opening Ceremony Of The Calgary Stampede These Days
"Climactic Armageddon?
That's what alarmists would have you believe Alberta floods are signalling"
- Toronto Sun
The Federal Government, On The Other Hand, Needs More ------------------------
"Unions, like Senate, need more transparency"
- Toronto Sun
Better Make It Quick
"Starting a conversation about death"
- Toronto Star
