The Alternate Reality News Service's Guide to Love, Sex and Robots - Contents

INTRODUCTION

Love, Sex and Robots: An Alternate Reality News Service Forum

GIRLS

Ask Amritsar: Unanswerable Questions
Ask Amritsar: No Such Thing as an Original Sin
Ask Amritsar About the Irresistible Impulse
Ask Amritsar: When the Seltzerpuss Turns...
Ask Amritsar About Obsolete Joys
Ask the Tech Answer Guy: How Do They Do It?
Ask Amritsar To Weight
Ask Amritsar: You Can Jaclyn, But you Can't Heidi
Ask Amritsar About The Tech Answer Guy

BOYS

Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Are Men Obsolete?
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Meat of the Matter
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Industrial Lubricants
Ask The Tech Answer Guy: A Really Bad Day
Ask Amritsar About The Health Aspects of an Unusual Diet
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Winning the Argument
Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Tell it to the Hand!
Ask Amritsar About Poll Dancing
Ask the Tech Answer Guy the Hard Question
Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Intelligence Is Annoying
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Bloody Drinks
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Truth Behind the Euphemism

GIRLS AND BOYS

Ask Amritsar About the Cold Dish
Ask Amritsar About the Limits of Sharing
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Party Etiquette
Ask Amritsar About The Finicky Eater
Ask Amritsar: Easier to Understand in Chart Form
Ask Amritsar: When Numbers Crunch
Ask Amritsar About Your Choice of Armageddons
Ask Amritsar: To Sleep, Perchance to Get it on!
Ask Amritsar: There's a Sapp for That
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Limits of Sharing

GIRLS AND BOYS AND FAMILY

Ask Amritsar: Kids These Days!
Ask Amritsar: How Can We Miss You, If...
Ask the Tech Answer Guy for Zombie Clarification
Ask Amritsar About Video Fame
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Shelf Elf(TM) From Hell
Ask Amritsar: Holiday Dinners App-en
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Familial Obligations
Ask the Tech Answer Guy – Something Fishy Going On
Ask Amritsar About The Talk
Ask Amritsar About Technology-Crost Lovers
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Sound of Music

GIRLS AND BOYS AND TECHNOLOGY

Ask Amritsar: Search and Ye Shall Find
Ask the Tech Answer Guy: [Insert Your Own Uranus Joke Here]
Ask Amritsar About Truth in Tattooing
Ask Amritsar: Reach Out and Feel Up Somebody
Ask the Tech Answer Guy How To Put the Ow Back In Klowte
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Progression of Programming Evil
Ask Amritsar: Getting Ink Done
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Taking Your Thinking Cap(TM) Off
Ask Amritsar About the Change of Mind
Ask the Tech Answer Guy to Validate Your Bad Behaviour
Ask Amritsar About Keeping Secrets
Ask Amritsar to Read Between the Lines
Ask the Tech Answer Guy How to Get a Life After Life
Ask Amritsar: Every Man's Worst Nightmare?
Ask Amritsar to Explore the Imagery

GIRLS AND BOYS AND OTHER NAUGHTINESS

Ask Amritsar About The Job of a Lifetime
Ask the Tech Answer Guy: Questionable Answers
Ask Amritsar the Simple Questions
Ask Amritsar About a Toaster's Love
Ask the Tech Answer Guy When to Stop
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Raw Meat for the Base
Ask Amritsar: A Novel Idea
Ask the Tech Answer Guy: CEO Say Can You C...EO?
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Limits of Language
Ask Amritsar About the Proper Celebratory Emphasis
Ask Amritsar About the Million Monkey March Madness
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Profane (He Doesn't Do Sacred. It's a Thing With Him. Don't Ask.)
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Putting That Disgusting Thing In Your Mouth
Ask Amritsar: Love, The Taxonomy (Not The Tax Auditor)
Ask Amritsar: It Isn't Always About You
Ask The Tech Answer Guy Where the House Flies
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About the Meet of the Matter
Ask Amritsar: The Ideal You (Give Or Take)
Ask the Tech Answer Guy About The High Cs
Ask Amritsar To Share Her Jocular Attitude
Ask the Tech Answer Guy to Explain Himself
Ask Amritsar: That Was the Whole Point, Wasn't It?