First, Headlines Take Manhattan, Then They Take Berlin

Twelve Dead, Ten Wounded In Schism Over Whether Squid Is An Acceptable Topping

"Pizza war erupts on Vaughan street" - Toronto Star

If Only They Could Be Better Countries - Like Canada's Dear Friend Saudi Arabia!

"Harper delays Three Amigos summit
Meeting with U.S. President Barack Obama and Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto postponed amid frosty relations" - Globe and Mail

Sony Chides Obama For Not Prosecuting Bankers Who Nearly Crashed World Economy
Stalemate!

"Obama chides Sony for pulling movie" - Toronto Star

"I Wanted To Stop Feeling Dirty," He Explains

"Wall Street Intern Quits to Do Porn" - MSN

There's Nothing To Fear But The Universe Itself

"Irrational fear is the latest epidemic
The public's reaction to the Ebola outbreak is the latest sign that too many people base decisions on emotions, not facts" - Globe and Mail

"A FEARLESS CHRISTMAS" - Toronto Sun

"Republicans using fear factors to win votes" - Toronto Star

FEAR THEM. AND FEAR FOR THEM
Orphaned bears Blizzard and Star are the latest additions to Journey and Churchill, an ambitious experiment taking place at Winnipeg's Assiniboine Park Zoo." - Globe and Mail

"The Quality of Fear" - New York Times

"TDSB director rejects trustee attacks
Quan says 'culture of fear' at board is source of animosity" - Toronto Star

"What fear looks like
Global markets plunge - before bouncing back as investors seek a safer place for their money" - Globe and Mail

"Russian ship adrift off B.C. coast sparks fear in First Nation community" - Toronto Star

"At times like this, take a hard line on fear" - Globe and Mail

"New cultural bill deliberately stirs fear of Muslims" - Toronto Star

"Ghomeshi's staff complained about 'culture of fear'" - Globe and Mail

"When fear hits too close to home
A frightened electorate is deemed helpful to the Conservatives, but hope is also a powerful political weapon" - Toronto Star

"Politics, media and paranoia create plague of fear" - Globe and Mail

She Who Is Without Sin Shall Casted The First Rock Star

"Why Angelina Jolie casted a Japanese rock star" - Toronto Star

Funny, Because The Attack On Iraq Only Compelled Americans To Shop

"Attacks Compel Muslims To Reflect" - New York Times

Latest Poll Shows 93% Of Readers Know More About Polls Than Political Positions

"Harper lifts Tories ahead of Liberals in latest polls" - Globe and Mail

"Here's a resolution: Forget the polls" - Globe and Mail

If Complaints Are What The Recipe Calls For...

"Home cooking sounds good, but what about all the griping?" - Toronto Star

It Works For My Editors, So Why Should Anybody Else Have A Problem With It?

"White privilege exists, get used to it" - Toronto Sun

1. What Mattress Will Give You The Best Night's Rest?
2. Which Party Will Best Help You Pay For It?

"Two sleeper issues of next federal election?" - Toronto Star

She Has A Gorgeous Spleen, And A Duodenum To Die For!

"Beauty more than skin deep for model" - Toronto Star

Only Somebody Whose Intelligence Deserves To Be Insulted Would Say That

"Lie and cheat but don't insult my intelligence" - Globe and Mail

It Depends: Are We Talking About Wall Street And Gordon
Or A Rock And Lizard?

"Who Wouldn't Like To Climb Like a Gecko?" - New York Times

You Go First

"Let's talk about death" - Globe and Mail

SOLUTION ONE: Reduce The Number Of Solutions To Four

"Seven simple solutions for a healthier 2015" - Toronto Star

In His Tweedy, Academic Way...

"Mulcair must be bold and defiant" - Toronto Star

Is The Root Of All Evil?

"The Love Of Carbon" - New York Times

But, How Would International Commerce Thrive Without Gooey Gouda?

"When bribery and melted cheese are fair game" - Toronto Star

Half Full Or Half Empty, The Glass Is All Confusing

"Canadian employment lags as U.S. roar ahead
We lost 4,300 net new jobs last month while U.S. Gained 252,000" - Toronto Star

"Beyond bleak jobs numbers, full-time gains paint a brighter picture" - Globe and Mail

It's Just Restin'. Beautiful Plumage...

"Google Glass Is Not Dead" - TechCrunch.com

To Keep It From Thinking Of How It Could Have Made Things Better If Only It Hadn't Paid Attention To The Last Mindless Distraction?

"The world needs mindless distractions" - Toronto Star

The West Wanted In - Like What They've Done With Place?

"Keystone delays highlight a need to diversify export options, Rickford says" - Globe and Mail

He Even Understand 32.461 Per Cent Of What He Saw - Is That Enough To Make Him An Ordinary Canadian?

"EVEN PM WAS WATCHING
Hockey fans flock to T.O to see Canada battle Russia for hockey supremacy" - Toronto Sun

Will Be The Basis For A Very Tasty Stew

"Oreo much more than 'just a rabbit'" - Toronto Star

Merkel Auditions To Be Stand-up Comedian

"Germany: 'Xenophopbia, racism and extremism have no place in this country'" - Globe and Mail

Promotion A Bit Too Obvious About Creating Clients

"Gym chain offers free pizza with membership" - Toronto Star

It Won't, But At Least They Will Have Figured Out Which Disadvantaged Group To Stick With The Deficit They Created This Time

"Oliver buys time for budget - but will it be enough?
As Conservatives come to grips with reality of low oil, economists question whether the fiscal picture will be clearer come April" - Globe and Mail

Looks Forward To Alienating Whole New Constituencies

"'New challenge' excites Fantino
Ex-Veterans Affairs minister will focus on Arctic sovereignty" - Toronto Sun

Province Needs Less Hate

"Quebec doesn't need a new hate law" - Globe and Mail

I Predict 93% Of Readers Will Ignore This Article

"Treat predictions as opinion rather than fact" - Toronto Star

ABORTION POLICY
Why The Rush, Canadian Women?

"ABORTION PILL
Why the delays, Health Canada?" - Globe and Mail