Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Wanted to Apologize for Justin Bieber, But Didn't Know Where to Begin
Headlines Wanted to Apologize for Justin Bieber, But Didn't Know Where to Begin
"Expert Just Started Paying Attention," Layperson Responds
"Latest move by PM 'right-wing American politics,' expert says"
- Toronto Star
Jeeze, Do Boomers Have To Be Competitive About EVERYTHING?!
"Pumpkin Seeds for Ultimate Bladder Control"
- Toronto Sun ad
You May Be Good At Headline Writing, But You're Lousy At Math
"Move over, guys. This year, Sundance is all about the women
More than a third of the films at 2015 festival feature female directors"
- Toronto Star
If Only We Didn't Live In Such A Sexist Society, Those Gals Might Actually Be Going Places!
"Girl Power
Who's getting things done in Peel? Teenage girls. They are studying, volunteering, working part-time jobs, looking after youngr siblings and driving their communities forward. Barriers be gone. These young women are getting it done, according to a new survey"
- Toronto Star
"Girls spend longer on homework, study finds"
- Toronto Star
"Women are more cautious with investments - and that isn't a bad thing"
- Globe and Mail
Hatred Does Not Discriminate
"New spate of anti-Christian violence in India"
- Toronto Star
"U.K. sees spike in hate crimes
Jews and Muslims unite with neighbourhood watch after recent London Attacks"
- Toronto Star
Technically, He Only "Earned" About $19.95
Let Us Say, Instead, That He "Was Gifted" The Rest
"Scotiabank's new CEO earns $8.87M"
- Globe and Mail
Some People's Economic Machinations Make My Brain Hurt
"U.S. economy sees string of job gains"
- Toronto Star
"Markets tumble on U.S. jobs data"
- Toronto Star
Just Because We Want You To Be Paranoid Doesn't Mean You Don't Have Real Enemies (Us, For Example)
"Denial won't make the T-word go away
Just because Stephen Harper is milking the terror threat doesn't mean it isn't real"
- Globe and Mail
They're Not Exactly Partying In North America, Either - Have You Seen The New "Anti-terrorism" Laws?
"Civic Groups Face New Peril in China"
- New York Times
In This Economy, That Shouldn't be Difficult
"Keep pockets empty to preserve a perfect fit"
- Toronto Star
Some Other People's Economic Machinations Make My Brain Hurt, Too
"Markets take a hit in anticipation of U.S. rate hike"
- Globe and Mail
"U.S. dollar takes flight as markets lose ground"
- Toronto Star
So, Who Should I Vote For? The Whigs?
"Tory fear-mongering likely to backfire"
- Toronto Star
"Trudeau could hurt himself by supporting anti-terror bill"
- Toronto Star
Wouldn't You Be More Likely To Get To Heaven If You Had Faith Before You Died?
"After Execution, Questions Of Faith"
- New York Times
Sure, If The Question Is: Do They Want Their Budget For Social Services Be Eaten Up By Gambling Addicts
"Is a casino the answer in Rexdale?"
- Toronto Star
So, Civil Servants Should Be Blown Away By A .357 Magnum, The Most powerful Handgun In The World, For...Padding Their Expense Accounts?
"Dirty Harry, we need you
Golden chance to rethink the watchdogs we employ"
- Toronto Sun
Wasn't That The Name Of A Larry David TV Series?
"Mainstream Islam must curb extremism"
- Toronto Star
Conservative Newspapers Report On Conservative Organizations Criticizing A Liberal
Readers Yawn
"Jewish groups rap Trudeau for 'none is too many' remarks"
- Canadian Jewish News
We Should Have Stuck With Plastic...
"Future of antibiotics grows in horse manure"
- Globe and Mail
There Is A Certain Logic To It
People In Meetings Aren't In Their Cars Causing Traffic Jams
"It'll be better, Tory promises
Meetings will mean less traffic chaos: Mayor"
- Toronto Sun
Meat? Is The Next Level Meat?
If It Isn't - I'm Not Interested
"Taking tofu to the next level"
- Toronto Star
Bet You Didn't Even Know It Was Missing
"Smartwatch companies hoping you'll rediscover your wrist"
- Toronto Star
Where Are The Xenophobes When You Need Them?!
"Japan taking overt downtown"
- Toronto Metro
Everybody's A Comedian!
"You butter believe in ghee"
- Toronto Star
"An affair to re-member
South African surgeons perform the world's first successful penis transplant"
- Toronto Star
"Record global sugar surplus has bittersweet consequences"
- Globe and Mail
"Ferry terminal contest marks berth of a new city"
- Toronto Star
"Acrobat's location was up in the air"
- Toronto Sun
"An affair to re-member
South African surgeons perform the world's first successful penis transplant"
- Toronto Star
"There's margarine of error when using butter"
- Toronto Star
"Honda to welcome new man in drive's seat"
- Toronto Star
"Fifty Shades whips it up at box office"
- Toronto Star
"Right to die moves into final stages"
- Toronto Star
"The sorry state of sports apologies"
- Toronto Star
"Mr. Harper's veiled attack on religious freedom"
- Globe and Mail
"Cattle industry hoping to revive bull market"
- Globe and Mail
"Was actor chopped from food show?"
- Toronto Star
"Wind blows away rivals at auction"
- Toronto Star
"SMARTWATCH"
Apple unveils new high-wrist venture"
- Toronto Star
"Frozen staff begins to warm up"
- Toronto Star
"Timing a transformation
From colourful computers to $13,000 watches, Apple makes tech luxe"
- Globe and Mail
"Let's swear off rudeness at work"
- Globe and Mail
"Ship sails on free cruise to Bahamas phone calls"
- Toronto Star
"High-end Toronto mattress makers not content to rest on their laurels"
- Toronto Star
"Mental-health issues can fly under the radar
Pilots are regularly tested but symptoms can be hidden"
- Toronto Star
Sounds Like A George Carlin Joke
"In Canada, you are where you live"
- Globe and Mail
A Pocket Of Crack Exploded In Your Brain?
"Why I believe Tory will do the right thing"
- Toronto Star
What is This - An HBO Series?
"Sometimes, there are no good guys"
- Toronto Star
From Doing What? Smoking In Public Places?
Driving While Drunk?
Marrying Members Of The Same Sex?
"New bill would ban killer whales"
- Toronto Sun
