Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Would Tell You About The Stain On Your Shirt
Headlines Would Tell You About The Stain On Your Shirt
You Just Have To Find A Creative Way To Get Them To Hire You
"Why getting an arts degree pays off
Creative thinkers are who businesses need, professors argue"
- Toronto Star
wHy wOuld aN oLd tEnnis pRo's oPinion oN tHis sUbject mAtter?
"McaFee weighs in on Ashley Madison!"
- Toronto Sun
Sorry, But That's Not A Card In His Deck
"It's not too late for Harper to play the statesman"
- Globe and Mail
It Was A Statement Only A Publicist Could Love...Or Care About
"Matt Damon says he's sorry"
- Toronto Star
Okay - What's Their Email Address?
"How can the Web help Africa? Try asking Africans"
- Globe and Mail
In The Face Of The Obvious Dilution Of Meaning Of A Word, This Writer Soldiers On
"Pizza war erupts on Vaughan street"
- Toronto Star
"'War on coal' sparks U.S. campaign promises"
- Globe and Mail
"Toronto's war on fun"
- Toronto Star
"Ford Nation goes to war"
- Toronto Sun
"Defence declares war on spending"
- Globe and Mail
"Warship sails to join war on crime"
- Toronto Star
As Long As They Don't Happen To Me, At Which Point They Are Reclassified As "Tragedies"
"Failures and job losses are integral to growth"
- Globe and Mail
Of Surprise?
"Shooting victim dies"
- Toronto Sun
Claims Traffic Arteries Are Getting Away With Murder
"Coalition pushes for tougher road penalties"
- Toronto Star
The Role Of Economic Pollyanna Was Taken
"Trudeau, Mulcair being economic Chicken Littles"
- Toronto Sun
Because The Poverty Agenda Is Clearly Not Working...Or, Working Too Well...
"The leaders need a prosperity agenda"
- Globe and Mail
You Should Be Politicizing Terrorist Caused Deaths Like A Proper Political Party!
"Despicable to politicize refugee deaths"
- Toronto Sun
Under Any Other Party, It Would Decline From Mediocre To Pretty Good
"Conservatives move to change channel with dire warnings on economy"
- Globe and Mail
Tell That To Tory Strategists - They're Scared Witless!
"Syrian refugees do not pose a terrorist threat"
- Toronto Star
What A Wimp! And Proud Of It!
"Mulcair says it again: Don't mess with ISIS"
- Toronto Sun
If Only The Canadian People Would Focus On The REAL Issues In This Election!
"POLL
Canadians fret over economy as vote nears"
- Globe and Mail
"JOBS 1.35 million unemployed: A gloomy campaign backdrop"
- Globe and Mail
It Might Be Hard To Get An Entire Middle Eastern Village Between My Two Pieces Of Bread
"Spice up sandwiches with Sriracha"
- Toronto Star
Ack! How Am I Supposed To Know Who To Vote For If Media Elites Can't Agree?!
"Why Harper is finished"
- Toronto Star
"The Tories may have been down, but they're not out"
- Globe and Mail
Rat Wanted For Questioning
"Armed robbery at pizza shop"
- Toronto Sun
Oh, Stop - You're Killing Me!
"Painkiller reform is painfully slow: experts"
- Toronto Star
WARNING: Election In Pundit's Mirror May Be Closer Than It Appears
"Trump leads pack but GOP nominations still far, far away"
- Globe and Mail
Ask Me Again After We See If My Parachute Opens
"Where does dinner end, and an experience begins?"
- Globe and Mail
Personally, Krazy Kat And Life Of Brian Are Where I Go For Political Advice
But I'm Obviously A Media Elitist That Way
"CAN A SOCIALIST CHANGE SPOTS?
Popeye and the Bible say be careful"
- Toronto Sun
The Communications Network Is Such A Yenta!
"Internet plays matchmaker for pair who weren't even looking for love"
- Toronto Star
You Could Build A Table On It (As Long As It Only Needed One And A Half Legs)
"Despite slump, wage growth sturdy"
- Globe and Mail
Maybe In An Alternative Universe...
"Let's be an alternative energy superpower"
- Toronto Star
Give Her This: Clinton Sure Knows How To Win Friends And Influence People
"Clinton wants Canada, United States, Mexico to forge climate-change compact"
- Globe and Mail
"Hillary Clinton comes out against Keystone XL pipeline"
- Toronto Star
Some Should Mind Their Own Business, UN Says
"It's a Woman's Turn At the U.N., Some Say"
- New York Times
I Suspect It's Not Much Different Than The Reason Ordinary People Do
"Why the elites hate Harper"
- Toronto Sun
What Was That You Were Saying About Fine Lines?
"Easy ways to pay less tax"
- Toronto Star
"Canadian firm's German unit raided
Maple Bank investigated as part of national operation amid tax evasion allegations"
- Toronto Star
As Long As They Can Write Great Hooks, They'll Remain With The Band
"Big Ben's chimes losing time"
- Globe and Mail
At The Very Least, Those That Don't Play For Our Sports Teams Any More
"Put goats on city payroll"
- Toronto Sun
Could That Be Why His Ideas Are All Wet?
"The man with his head in the clouds"
- Toronto Star
