Headlines Wouldn't Blame You

You Don't Have To Tell Men - We Know!

"Defend the sausages" - Globe and Mail

 Remaining Citizens Will Welcome The Troops Warmly All Seven Of Them
For The Fourth Time

"Iraqi troops set to retake Fallujah from Daesh" - Toronto Star

Israeli Supreme Court Revealed To Be Nest Of Anti-semites!

"Israeli outpost in West Bank a key test for PM
Supreme Court ordered Amona Settlement to be torn down, but coalition says it's aiming to keep housing in place" - Toronto Star

We Prefer To Think Of Ourselves As Differently Compassioned

"Conservatives are not bigots" - Toronto Sun

Just In Time For father's Day

"Papa looks to lead Valeant's redemption" - Globe and Mail

I Know They Weren't Everybody's Favourite Characters, But That Seems Harsh

"Wookie Balls roll back into the Rivoli" - Toronto Star

Headline Writers Have A Coughing Fit - Suspicion Is That They Forbidden To Take Halls

"China denies officers helped hack for U.S. military secrets" - Globe and Mail

 "Peel cops say Twitter was hacked" - Toronto Sun

 "Man pleads guilty in celeb emails hack" - Toronto Star

 "Hackers breached SWIFT system" - Globe and Mail

 "Practice 'cyber-hygiene' to keep hackers away from your data
Spring is an ideal time to freshen up passwords and clear out your friends list" - Toronto Star

 "Morgan Stanley pays $1-million over hacks" - Globe and Mail

 "University of Calgary pays ransom after cyberattack
Computer system hack locked students and staff out of email" - Toronto Star

 "FBiHackers" - Toronto Sun

 "Money motivated Chinese spy
Vancouver resident who conspired with hackers to steal documents from the Pentagon has pleaded guilty" - Globe and Mail

 "No anonymity for clients suing Ashley Madison over hack" - Toronto Star

 "Goldcorp hack underscores growing threat of cyberattacks" - Globe and Mail

 "After Bangladesh: How a massive hack shook the banking world" - Globe and Mail

 "In a Back Room Sneaking In on Hackers" - New York Times

Did He Have To Uncloak To Do It?

"Stealth F-35 salesman issues stern warning to Ottawa" - Globe and Mail

It's An Ancient Alchemist's Dream!

"Tonnes of dumped organic waste can be turned into gold" - Toronto Star

BRP, The Baby

"BRP to appeal $60-million verdict in patent infringement" - Globe and Mail

Aww, Man! Just When Things Were Going So...Soly!

"Loonie snaps out of a long slump" - Toronto Star

 "Brexit could have affect on loonie" - Toronto Star

CEOs Concerned They Won't Get Full Bonuses If They're Not The Ones Putting Employees Out Of Work

"Higher taxes for pensions put jobs at risk, businesses warn" - Globe and Mail

 1. Instagram
2. Twitter
3. Facebook
4. ...

"Six ways to talk to kids about money" - Toronto Star

Unfortunately, Politicians Looking Backward

"Ideas for reform appear sensible and doable moving forward" - Toronto Star

It Depends On How Many Farmers, Factory Workers And Other Labourers They Take With Them

"If a few city bankers lose their jobs, is that so bad?" - Globe and Mail

When Timothy McVeigh Is Recognized As A "Christianist" Terrorist, Then We'll Talk

"Why our leaders ignore 'Islamist' terror" - Toronto Sun

Half A Dozen Squirrels, A Pair Of Raccoons And An Alley Cat Pay Rapt Attention

"Mulroney offers advice on jets, NATO commitments" - Globe and Mail

What Could Possibly Go Wro - OH! Sorry! We Can...Umm, We Can Probably Sew That Back On...

Axe-throwing league aims for liquor licence" - Toronto Star

 I Don't Know That It Will Help
We're Playing Quidditch While They're Playing Rollerball

"Canada must bring it's A-game when negotiating with China" - Globe and Mail

 Why Not Commit Political Suicide?
Question Pretty Much Answers Itself, Don't You Think?

"Why not outlaw use of tax havens?" - Toronto Star

To Attack One Village Or Several As Punishment A Key Question Treating Palestinians Fairly Still Not On The List

"Israel weighs options in wake of terror attack" - Toronto Sun

Except In China, Where Their Horns Are Ground To Powder To Be Sold As An Aphrodisiac

"Twilio IPO shows tech unicorns it's safe to come out" - Globe and Mail

You're Never Elated When You Have Accomplished A Mission?

"Militants were 'happy' after beheadings: freed hostage" - Globe and Mail

If You Find Any Evidence That Common Sense Was Involved In The Brexit Vote, Please Let Us Know

"Common sense says U.K. will stay" - Toronto Star

 Looks Like Somebody Got The Memo
Expect The Movie Version Of The Memo Starring Matthew McConaughey And Jennifer Lawrence To Come Out in 2019

"Academy's 2016 invitees a more diverse group" - Globe and Mail

 "Netflix recruiting Asian creators for new original series, films" - Globe and Mail

It's A Highly Sensitive Area

"Punched mom in hijab?" - Toronto Sun

Unless They Were Pretending To Fly By Bouncing On Their Butts, How Could They Go Anywhere?

"Democrats' gun control sit-in goes nowhere" - Toronto Star

And, Yet, Without A Climate, That Cash Isn't Going To Do Anybody Any Good, Is It?

"Carbon pricing about cash, not climate" - Toronto Sun

You Know What They Say: Audiences Gets What Audiences Wants

"Audiences gets a chance to experience lives affected by the arms trade" - Toronto Star

 Are You Taking Responsibility For Your Racism And Sexism?
If Not, This Is Another One Of Those Answers Themselves Questions

"Is personal responsibility obsolete?" - Toronto Sun

The Animatronic Mao Rolls In His Grave At One, Three, Five and Eight

"Disney dreams come true as Shanghai resort opens doors
Potential for profit in China huge as entertainment goliath takes great leap forward" - Toronto Star