Welcome to Bob Dylan: Career Councillor Month!
1. Bob Dylan advised the would-be waitress with the song "Serve Somebody..."
2. Bob Dylan advised the would-be diet coach with the song "Ballad of a Thin Man..."
3. Bob Dylan advised the would-be meteorologist with the song "Hurricane..."
4. Bob Dylan advised the would-be gender reassignment surgeon with the song "Just Like a Woman..."
5. Bob Dylan advised the would-be fortune teller with the song "A Sudden Twist of Fate..."
6. Bob Dylan advised the would-be clockmaker with the song "The Times, They Are a-Changin'..."
7. Bob Dylan advised the would-be chess master with the song "Only a Pawn in Their Game..."
8. Bob Dylan advised the would-be sailor with the song "When the Ship Comes In..."
9. Bob Dylan advised the would-be army general with the song "Masters of War..."
10. Bob Dylan advised the would-be trucker with the song "Highway 61 Revisited..."
11. Bob Dylan advised the would-be shoe salesman with the song "Oxford Town..."
12. Bob Dylan advised the would-be orchestra's percussionist with the song "The Chimes of Freedom..."
13. Bob Dylan advised the would-be novelist with the song "My Back Pages..."
14. Bob Dylan advised the would-be umbrella manufacturer with the song "A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall..."
15. Bob Dylan advised the would-be undertaker with the song "See That My Grave is Kept Clean..."
16. Bob Dylan advised the would-be divorce lawyer with the song "It Ain't Me Babe..."
17. Bob Dylan advised the would-be produce grower with the song "Maggie's Farm..."
18. Bob Dylan advised the would-be used car salesman with the song "From a Buick 6..."
19. Bob Dylan advised the would-be fashion designer with the song "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat..."
20. Bob Dylan advised the would-be drug mule with the song "Down Along the Cove..."
21. Bob Dylan advised the would-be garbage collector with the song "I Threw It All Away..."
22. Bob Dylan advised the would-be polygraph expert with the song "Tell Me That it Isn't True..."
23. Bob Dylan advised the would-be Priest with the song "Gates of Eden..."
24. Bob Dylan advised the would-be animal control officer with the song "If Dogs Run Free..."
25. Bob Dylan advised the would-be television weatherman with the song "Blowin' in the Wind..."
26. Bob Dylan advised the would-be property forecloser with the song "Sign on the Window..."
27. Bob Dylan advised the would-be lead singer with the song "Mr. Tambourine Man..."
28. Bob Dylan advised the would-be border guard with the song "I Pity the Poor Immigrant..."
29. Bob Dylan advised the would-be concrete pourer with the song "On the Road Again..."
30. Bob Dylan advised the would-be Strip-o-gramme performer with the song "The Wicked Messenger..."
31. Bob Dylan advised the would-be oil sands public relations executive with the song "Alberta #1..."
Welcome to The Beatles: Career Councillors Month!
1. The Beatles advised the would-be oceanographer with the song "Yellow Submarine."
2. The Beatles advised the would-be carpenter with the song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."
3. The Beatles advised the would-be psychotherapist with the song "Help!"
4. The Beatles advised the would-be government revenue agent with the song "Taxman."
5. The Beatles advised the would-be astronomer with the song "Across the Universe."
6. The Beatles advised the would-be undertaker with the song "Dig It."
7. The Beatles advised the would-be Greek chef with the song "Octopus's Garden."
8. The Beatles advised the would-be union organizer with the song "All Together Now."
9. The Beatles advised the would-be diplomat with the song "Back in the U.S.S.R."
10. The Beatles advised the would-be events planner with the song "Birthday."
11. The Beatles advised the would-be American politician with the song "Fool on the Hill."
12. The Beatles advised the would-be gerontologist with the song "When I'm Sixty-four."
13. The Beatles advised the would-be banker with the song "You Never Give Me Your Money."
14. The Beatles advised the would-be psychic with the song "Tomorrow Never Knows."
15. The Beatles advised the would-be break and enter artist with the song "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window."
16. The Beatles advised the would-be kennel owner with the song "Hey Bulldog."
17. The Beatles advised the would-be soldier with the song "Happiness is a Warm Gun."
18. The Beatles advised the would-be jet pilot with the song "Flying."
19. The Beatles advised the would-be nudist colony manager with the song "Mother Nature's Son."
20. The Beatles advised the would-be chemical engineer with the song "Polythene Pam."
21. The Beatles advised the would-be estate adviser with the song "I Will."
22. The Beatles advised the would-be trucker with the song "The Long and Winding Road"
23. The Beatles advised the would-be monarch with the song "Her Majesty."
24. The Beatles advised the would-be map maker with "Only a Northern Song."
25. The Beatles advised the would-be farmer with the song "Piggies."
26. The Beatles advised the would-be Wal-Mart greeter with the song "Hello, Goodbye."
27. The Beatles advised the would-be baker with the song "Honey Pie."
28. The Beatles advised the would-be hypnotist with the song "Golden Slumbers."
29. The Beatles advised the would-be shoe repair person with the song "Fixing a Hole."
30. The Beatles advised the would-be paving tycoon with the song, "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"
31. The Beatles advised the would-be entrepreneur with the song "Baby, You're a Rich Man.
