Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Laughed Last
Headlines Laughed Last
As Long As It Leads To An Unbalanced Conclusion
"Industry group urges 'balanced approach' to climate policy ahead of energy conference"
- Globe and Mail
Bad Enough That It's His Puerto Rico
"Trump not letting media turn Puerto Rico into his 'Katrina'"
- Toronto Sun
Once Again, The Newspaper Is A Stanch Defender Of Good Grammar
"Trudeau heads to Washington to staunch protectionist tide"
- Globe and Mail
When It's Far Too Much
"When will America finally say 'enough'?"
- Toronto Star
At Last! At Long Last, Margaret Wente Has Discovered Irony!
"Please turn down the volume on the outrage machine"
- Globe and Mail
Headline Editing Is A Bich
"Homeless pich tents in wealthy B.C. Area"
- Toronto Sun
Could You Do Me A Soldier And TRY To Edit Your Headlines Properly?
"U.S. solider at centre of political fight laid to rest"
- Toronto Star
Newspaper Commentators Slow: Common Sense
"Technological change happening fast: report"
- Toronto Sun
As Long As The Tuxedo Doesn't Smell Like Pumpkin Spice
"Kingsmen: watch the sequel, buy the fragrance, wear the tuxedo"
- Toronto Star
Does This CEO Compensation Package Make My Ass Look Fat?
"Investors must never lose sigh of the true bottom line"
- Toronto Star
That's Not Easy When You're Dealing With The First Post-Fact President
"NAFTA's auto rules must be negotiated on fact, not fiction"
- Globe and Mail
Pro Natural Feed Candidate Expected To Win In Landslide
"Backyard-chicken vote is expected today"
- Toronto Star
Such Value Neutral Terms As "Raghead Averse" and "Sand Eating Scumbag Hater" Are Much Better
"Don't use divisive term 'Islamophobia', expert tells MPs"
- Toronto Sun
Hopes Markets Will Reward It For Its Consistency
"Bombardier to miss deadline for streetcars"
- Globe and Mail
Like Dancing About Architecture?
"Like reading a Monet painting"
- Toronto Star
How Could Anybody Tamper With Man's Best Fiend?
"Doping scandal another blow to sled dog race"
- Toronto Star
Is That What Islamophobes Are Calling The Objects Of Their Scorn These Days?
"One more reason to hate black licorice"
- Toronto Sun
The Unicorn-driven Approach Was Delightful, But Not Without Problems...
"It's time for a data-driven approach to health care"
- Globe and Mail
Been There So Long, It's Surprising It Hasn't Burned A Hole Into The Bottom Of The Pot And Caused A Fire That Burned The Whole House Down
"Poverty stuck on back burner"
- Toronto Star
The Auto Industry Doesn't Trade In Plan Bs
"Forget TPP until NAFTA deal is done: auto groups"
- Globe and Mail
"Canadian business needs a NAFTA 'Plan B'"
- Globe and Mail
Whose Fault Is That‽
"Tax avoidance and keeping details private aren't crimes"
- Toronto Star
The Kind Of Hack You Can't Cure With A Lozenge
"Your company has been hacked - now what?"
- Globe and Mail
"Equifax delays earnings report after hack"
- Globe and Mail
"LinkedIn accounts now new targets for hackers"
- Toronto Star
"Wisconsin, Ohio among states targeted by Russian hackers in 2016 election"
- Globe and Mail
"SEC hacked, intruders may have profited"
- Toronto Star
"One million users hit in Canoe.ca hack"
- Globe and Mail
"Hackers get keys to computer"
- Toronto Sun
"Alleged hacker will fight to stay in Canada if no deal is reached"
- Globe and Mail
"Flight hack saves cash, but comes with risks"
- Toronto Star
"Military contractor's website has been hacked
Initial indications reveal that no information was stolen"
- Toronto Star
"Ransomware a growing, billion-dollar plague
Hackers hold sensitive data hostage, preying on small firms and others with weak protection"
- Globe and Mail
"Lawyers for accused hacker appeal bail denial in court"
- Toronto Star
"Cybercrime Made Easy For Unskilled Hackers"
- New York Times
"Hackers demanding booty for Pirates return
Disney refuses to pay group threatening to release film"
- Toronto Star
"Network of students hacking school Wi-Fi
Tech-savvy teens find ways to beat TDSB bans"
- Toronto Star
"Macron campaign says it was the victim of a 'massive and co-ordinated hack'"
- Globe and Mail
"Hackers find weakness in entertainment biz"
- Toronto Star
"Cyberattacks felt around the world
Hackers used data stolen from U.S. Government to attack hospitals, offices"
- Toronto Star
Censoring Trivial Dialogue Doesn't Seem Worth The Effort
"School censorship stifles crucial dialogue"
- Toronto Star
...Looks Uncannily Similar To The Rash Era
"Back in the black: The new era of prudent oil"
- Globe and Mail
"Keystone spill hits Alberta crude prices"
- Globe and Mail
Not That That Will Convince Them To Get Vaccinated
"No such thing as supermodel immunity"
- Toronto Star
Which Is Why They Are Pursuing It All The More Vigourously
"McKenna: U.S. case against Canada is not strong"
- Globe and Mail
Said The Person Who Didn't Last A Day In The Sex And The City Writers' Room
"Sometimes, it's best not to even shop"
- Toronto Star
I'd Like To Lambaste The Newspaper For Its Bombastic Headlines
"In a non-partisan Fed, Powell shouldn't fear Trump's lambast"
- Globe and Mail
Is That A Trick Question?
The Lawyers Always Come Out On Top
"Havens and have nots
Analysis: In the battle pitting tax authorities against accountants and lawyers for the wealthy, who will come out on top?"
- Toronto Star
If She Hadn't, You Probably Wouldn't Be Reading This Story
"SHATTERED HOPES AND DREAMS
Oshawa murder victim was pregnant - and wanted the baby"
- Toronto Sun
I Know The Supply Chain Has Shrunk, But I've Never Heard Of "Just In Time" Foresight
"Loblaw the latest to experience the 'Amazon effect,' but at least it has the foresight to act now"
- Globe and Mail
