A Few of My Favourite Things Wasn't Looking for Anybody's Approval When

Flowers and chocolates weren't necessary for A Few of My Favourite Things to win over Twitter's affections...
1. My favourite Russian chess grandmaster/method of getting through locked doors in a building: Boris Passkey...
2. My favourite sketch comedy series about rice dishes: Pilaf In...
3. My favourite sketch comedian on a lazy day in paradise: Eric Idyl...
4. My favourite alien method of sharing thoughts/way to score points playing canasta: a Vulcan hearts meld...
5. My favourite silent film comedian/method of stripping paint: Ben Turpentine...
6. My favourite china/outlaws: the Royal Doulton gang...
7. My favourite seer's deck of cards/stand up comedian: Tarot Top...
8. My favourite movie about the brilliance of the manoeuvres of the head of state to avoid being impeached: All the President's Acumen...
9. My favourite fictional lawyer/rock formation: Perry Mesa...
10. My favourite Supertramp song about the dirtiest room in 100 years: "Grime of the Century..."
11. My favourite highly-caffeinated, citrus-flavored soft drink/former Russian President: Boris Mello Yeltsin...
12. My favourite stunted youth/cure for whatever ails you: Peter Panacea...
13. My favourite world spiritual leader/way of giving birth: the Dalai Lamaze method...
14. My favourite former Daily Show correspondent/person who questions everything: Wyatt Cynic...
15. My favourite disco group that you could use to wash the windows of your car: The Squeegees...
16. My favourite aid to memory/fashion model: Mnemonika Schnarre...
17. My favourite pool shot/Princess Bride actor: Carom Elwes...
18. My favourite stinging insect/Maude actor: Bee Arthur...
19. My favourite pear-like fruit/American President: John Quince Adams...
20. My favourite music producer/eyewash: Roch Visine...
21. My favourite Demetrius and the Gladiators star before he was famous: Victor Amateur...
22. My favourite plastic building material/Sherlock actor: Lucite Liu...
23. My favourite unexpected lucky break/black Marvel comics hero: Fluke Cage...
24. My favourite French cinema movement/shoe brand: Nouvelle Fluevog...
25. My favourite Belgian detective/Commedia Dell'Arte character: Hercule Pierrot...
26. My favourite Bond theme singer/dog breed: Shirley Bassey Hound...
27. My favourite Indian currency/Harry Potter actor: Rupee Grint...
28. My favourite form of Chinese silk/scam: a pongee scheme...
29. My favourite Canadian women's rights activist/slang description of a huge error: Agnes Epic MacPhail...
30. My favourite Star Trek: The Next Generation character/means of getting out a protest message: Jean-Luc Placard...
31. My favourite The Grass Roots song/musician's daughter turned actor: "Let's Liv Tyler for Today..."

A Few of My Favourite Things hates to ask, but since you brought it up...
1. My favourite argument against/country singer: Rebut McEntire...
2. My favourite Simpsons voice actor/percussion instrument: Don Castanet...
3. My favourite eighties singer/serpent that could kill you with a single glance: Toni Basilisk...
4. My favourite Rush song about antipasto: "Red Bruschetta..."
5. My favourite Depression era crime fighter who was a little bit strange: Elliott Weirdness...
6. My favourite post-secondary institution to attend in order to study TV law: Parry Mason University...
7. My favourite Christmas drink to sip at while curling up with a good mystery: egg nog with Simenon...
8. My favourite sitcom about being interred with your offspring: Buried, With Children...
9. My favourite type of life/Wild at Heart actor: Flora Dern...
10. My favourite bagel schmear/source of old reading material: cheese with archives...
11. My favourite Broadway musical about a Japanese appetizer: Auntie Edamame...
12. My favourite The 39 Steps actor/dessert: Robert Donut...
13. My favourite American Vice President/Mexican dish: Aaron Burrito...
14. My favourite cinematic canine/Swedish film director: Lassie Hallstron...
15. My favourite Monkee/rotational force: Peter Torque...
16. My favourite party for a Star Wars villain: Gala Fett...
17. My favourite Christian philosopher about horses: Saint Thomas Equines...
18. My favourite suspense film about Jewish ghouls: Shalom Grave...
19. My favourite fitness master who exhibits a lot of layers: Trish Stratums...
20. My favourite comedian who is constantly losing the thread of his jokes: Jim Gaffe Again...
21. My favourite Die Hard actor who runs a place I stay when I'm out of town: Bonnie Bedelia and Breakfast...
22. My favourite doll couple/modern Japanese martial art: Barbie and Kendo...
23. My favourite Patricia Highsmith novel about a psychopathic eagle: The Taloned Mister Ripley...
24. My favourite Western TV series about Biblical justice: Alias Smite and Jones...
25. My favourite hostile method of gauging public opinion: a Harass Poll...
26. My favourite football player whose career turned out to be pointless: Doug Futile...
27. My favourite New Pornographers vocalist/cigarette holder: Nicotine Case...
28. My favourite way of preparing for my death/American novelist: making out my Willa Cather...
29. My favourite portrayor of Catwoman/way of stretching myself: Anne Hathaway Yoga...
30. My favourite film about a dentist who climbs the ladder of his profession based on his ability to fill cavities: The Secret of My Abscess...
31. My favourite operatic method of covering the floor: an aria rug...