Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Swallowed Whole Some Ideology That Disagreed With Them
Headlines Swallowed Whole Some Ideology That Disagreed With Them
Good Thing They Weren't Celebrating A Wedding - Gord Knows How Many People Would Have Died!
"Suicide bomber kills 33 as Afghans celebrate new year"
- Toronto Star
Grills? Please! They Barely Singed Him!
"U.S. Senate grills Zuckerberg over data misuse"
- Globe and Mail
Aaaaaaand, The Obvious Conclusion Is...
"NO ROOM FOR ERROR
Serious contenders win games like this - and the Leafs didn't"
- Toronto Star
RIGHT? BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM THAT!
"EXERCISE CAN KILL YOU"
- Toronto Sun
When You've Lost The NHL Beer Glasses, You've Lost The War
"Death sparks renewed Ikea recall"
- Toronto Sun
"Costco recalls Kirkland croissants"
- Toronto Star
"Nissan recalls trucks in U.S. and Canada"
- Toronto Star
"Fiat Chrysler recalls nearly 710,000 SUVs"
- Globe and Mail
"BMW recalling one million vehicles in North America"
- Globe and Mail
"Janes frozen chicken recalled"
- Toronto Sun
"Ontario publisher recalls kids' workbook"
- Toronto Star
"Laxative recall over possible choking risk"
- Toronto Star
"Opposition seeks price tag for cannabis-tracking system
Health Canada says the proposed system would allow businesses and regulators to trace all products and address recalls"
- Globe and Mail
"B.C. Medical marijuana firm issues recall over tainted drugs"
- Globe and Mail
"Salad recall leaves an unpleasant taste"
- Toronto Star
"81-per-cent alcohol level spurs vodka recall"
- Globe and Mail
"Fire risk, door issues prompt Ford recall"
- Globe and Mail
"Flour recall expands with new products"
- Toronto Star
"Canada food agency issues national recall of Bombay Sapphire gin"
- Globe and Mail
"'The air was on fire,' Hindenburg survivor recalls"
- Globe and Mail
"Molson Coors recalls NHL beer glasses"
- Toronto Star
"Temer recalls soldiers from capital"
- Globe and Mail
Sounds Like The Last Judgment For Bilingual Newspaper Proofreaders
"A tale of two paintings
Chris Hannay and Daniel Leblanc chronicle the national controversy sparked by a proposed art sale: Raising funds to buy Saint Jerome Hears the Trumpet of the Last Judgement by putting Chagall's The Eiffel Tour up for auction"
- Globe and Mail
So...The First Lady Is A...Vampire?
Whoa! - All Of A Sudden, So Many Things Make Sense!
"Melania is 'fun,' but 'she can't go outside,' French first lady says"
- Toronto Star
Even A Negative Lesson Is Still A Lesson...
"We could learn a lot from Barbara Bush"
- Toronto Sun
Frequent Inoculations Of Common Sense A Large Part Of The Treatment
"Healthy skepticism can be taught from a young age"
- Toronto Star
You Had Me At "Why Maintain A Regular Force Of 68,000 Superbly Trained Men And Women..."
"The importance of Canada's mission to Mali
Why maintain a regular force of 68,000 superbly trained men and women only to leave the difficult and dangerous undertakings to others?"
- Globe and Mail
When You Hit 80, You Really Need To Get Your Priorities Straight
"Eastwood done with 'pretty boy' label"
- Toronto Sun
You Laugh Until You Realize That It Has More Twitter Followers Than You Do
"Fast-growing Halifax agave plant becomes social-media sensation"
- Globe and Mail
And, Long Ago?
"Space tourism industry remains far, far away"
- Toronto Star
Because Our Caricature Of It Was Obviously Not To Blame
"Liberals are down in the polls, maybe the problem is Trudeau's vision"
- Toronto Sun
I Usually Invert My Umbrella And Take Home All I Can Carry
"What to do when it's raining money"
- Globe and Mail
To Cite But One Example, Interstate Trucking Could Use A Ton Of It!
"Facebook not against government regulation"
- Toronto Star
That Certainly Covers The Most Melancholy Of The Plagues
"Extreme weather, extreme challenges
A proposal in an idyllic California town symbolizes the changing development requirements in an era of droughts, fires, floods and mudslides"
- Globe and Mail
Maynard G. Krebs Should Never Have Been Allowed To Lead Them In The First Place
"NAFTA talks enter intensified phase"
- Toronto Star
I Love Questions That Answer Themselves!
"Is a quick NAFTA deal realistic?
- Globe and Mail
"An unfinished NAFTA may be what Trump wants"
- Globe and Mail
Believes Interest In Him Is 'Just A Phase They'll Grow Out Of'"
"Mammoliti 'not worried' about OPP"
- Toronto Star
Ruled Out Political Commentary Too Hastily, Critics Charge
"Police suspect mischief behind car left hanging from bridge"
- Globe and Mail
It's How They Play The (Blame) Game?
"BLUE JAYS
This is bigger than wins and losses"
- Toronto Star
Or, He Huffed Too Many Bronze Soldering Fumes And Was Out Of His Head When He Sculpted
But, Uhh, That Would Be The Subject Of Very Different Kinds Of Studies...
"Under the skin of Giacometti
The Swiss artist stripped away details of subjects until they no longer resembled themselves, and in doing so, captured the realities that weren't otherwise seen. A new exhibition in Quebec City does the same for him"
- Globe and Mail
New Methods Of Siphoning Money To Personal Accounts Were Difficult To Detect
"Innovations unit was source of financial woes"
- Toronto Star
Not So Loud! You Might Wake Up Conservatives!
"Canada's multiculturalism is our identity"
- Globe and Mail
So, We're Only Representative Of The City When We're Dead?
"PORTRAIT OF TORONTO
10 victims of van attack a reflection of who we are"
- Toronto Sun
He's So Silly!
If He Just Gave It A Bit Of Thought, There Are A Lot Of Trump Decisions That He Could Regret!
"Trudeau says he regrets Trump's decision to pull out of nuclear deal"
- Globe and Mail
