Headlines Were the Original Smooth Criminal

Well, Yes, But They'll Be Demanding Tax Cuts As A Cure For When The Skies Rain Blood And Satan Stalks The Earth Signalling The End Of Times, So How Seriously Can We Take Them?

"As trade battle bites, businesses urge Liberals to counter U.S. tax cuts" - Globe and Mail Are Robots Trying To Replace Humans Again?
Thanks For Calling The AI Hotline - We'll Get Right On It!

"My wife isn't the woman I wed" - Toronto Star Good Luck With That
The Trump Doctrine Is: "Learning Is For Nerds And Chumps"
And, Do YOU Want To Be The One To Call Him A Nerd Or A Chump?

"Trump must learn from the Berlin Airlift victory" - Globe and Mail

Have You Noticed How Desperate Global Warming Deniers Are Getting?

"Study suggests Neanderthals started fires" - Globe and Mail

Thinking About How Cost-cutting Has Diminished Journalism Makes Me Tension Up

"Day of Soldado a tense-filled sequel to Sicario" - Toronto Sun

Only If The Amber Was Being Used As A Paperweight In A Bar

"Fossils found trapped in amber offer clues into the origins of snakes" - Globe and Mail

Clearly, They Need To Buy Different Politicians

"As politicians promise to tax the rich, the wealthy need to plan ahead" - Globe and Mail

Not Being A Fan Of Michael Jackson, Animal Retreats

"B.C. woman tells bear to 'Beat it!'" - Toronto Star

Because Auto Parts Are Better When They're Made By Straight, White Males

"Diversity and inclusion threaten American competitiveness" - Toronto Sun

And, After That He Can Indulge His Worst Impulses‽

"Ford will need discipline for the first 100 days as premier" - Globe and Mail

But, The Right People This Time

"People to have say in sex-ed" - Toronto Sun

If Your Explanation Doesn't Involve Pitchforks And Torches, I'm Not Going To Buy It

"Why economists don't like to discuss inequality" - Globe and Mail

European Human Beings, OTOH, Are SOL

"Sanctuary planned for European circus elephants"

- Toronto Sun

A Good Place To Start Would Be To Stop Thinking They'll Ever Collect

"Insurers innovate in the face of flood disaster, but homeowners need to alter thinking" - Globe and Mail

For The Argos, Maybe...

"Leafs can offer hope" - Toronto Star

As Long As We Do Whatever He Says, Everything Will Work Out Fine

"We can work with John Bolton" - Globe and Mail

So...Should I Prayer It?

"When it comes to chicken wings, don't wing it" - Toronto Sun

Political Education Needed To Stop Bullying At Queen's Park

"Sexual education needed to end bullying in schools" - Toronto Star

One That Defines Them As Middle Class?

"If Canada wants to help the poor, it needs a new measure of poverty" - Globe and Mail

It Won't, But It Could If It Wanted To

"Private sector could help ease Canada's bus woes" - Toronto Star

And, We're Happily (If A Bit Confusedly) Leading The Charge

"Yes, we need to ban the burka in Canada" - Toronto Sun "Freedom of religion disappearing in Canada" - the headline next door in the Toronto Sun

Journalists Must Decide To Accept That He Has Already Made His Choice

"Trump must decide which team he's on
As NATO leaders gather in Brussels, it remains unclear if the U.S. President is a Western ally or Putin's wingman" - Globe and Mail

It's Good To Have A Dream, No Matter How Unlikely

"Pharmacare consultations should be transparent" - Toronto Star

The Yin And Yang Of International Finance

"Despite weaker box office, Cineplex's picture is improving" - Globe and Mail "Stocks reach record, but no one's celebrating" - Globe and Mail "Wages are rising in Europe, but economists are puzzled
Bucks trend in other developed areas, where work's pay has remained flat" - Toronto Star "U.S. manufacturing soars in June, but tariffs cast a shadow" - Globe and Mail "APHIA LOSS NEARLY DOUBLES DESPITE RISE IN REVENUE" - Globe and Mail "Nintendo operating profit jumps 88% despite softer sales" - Toronto Star "Anxiety runs high below calm surface of U.S. markets" - Globe and Mail "Tax credit helps Torstar post a profit despite revenue drop" - Globe and Mail

Which, Coincidentally, Is The Name Of Drake's Next Album

"2 serious after Brampton shooting" - Toronto Sun

What If Forced Relaxation Makes Me Tense?

"The sweetness of doing nothing
This summer, your only task is to fully embrace relaxing in its many forms" - Globe and Mail

They Only Last A Couple Of Weeks

"A best-case scenario for the Ford years" - Globe and Mail

Get Hot About The World Getting Hot

"Time to get angry about climate change" - Toronto Star

That's The Real Sha - Pity

"Pay: 'There isn't a lot of shame in the C-Suite'" - Globe and Mail

If That's Confusing, They Can All Meet Halfway In An Uncomfortable Crouch

"Owners must stand up for kneeling players" - Toronto Star

If Your Three Month-old Dies, Think Of The Financial Windfall!

"Tax breaks from insuring a child's life can have cascading benefits" - Globe and Mail