Les Pages Aux Folles: Read Between the Lines to Get the Answers to These Headlines
Read Between the Lines to Get the Answers to These Headlines
In The More Or Less Mortal Words Of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh: "Are You‽"
"Is North Korea ready to denuclearize?"
- Globe and Mail
Small White People
"Who's inside Conservative's Big Blue Tent?"
- Toronto Star
Turn Up The Heat In The Oven?
"What to do when a wailing child is ruining your restaurant meal?"
- Globe and Mail
Rock The Boat? Please!
Ford Will Drill Holes In The Hull And Dare Water To Fill The Boat Until It Sinks!
"As Ottawa returns to the table, will Ford's U.S. visit rock the boat?"
- Toronto Star
As Long As Russian Members Aren't Tested For Steroids
"Is Putin a king maker for the World Chess Federation?"
- Globe and Mail
Doesn't The Bible Extol The Virtues Of Brothelly Love?
"IS A SEX DOLL 'BROTHEL' GOOD?
Fake females for sale"
- Toronto Sun
From Drinking A Brown Cow?
"Brows now.
But how?"
- Globe and Mail
Sure...When I Was Three Years Old
"Would you eat 3-year-old pizza?"
- Toronto Star
I Gotta Wash The Three Year-old Pizza Down With Something!
"Why settle for pale ale?"
- Globe and Mail
If Anything Can Put The Anal Back In Artisanal, It's Jerky
"Read this before eating that artisanal jerky
It's billed as a portable protein powerhouse -
But is it good for you?"
- Toronto Star
He Doesn't Want To Lose?
"Why is Tory avoiding a one-on-one debate with his main rival?"
- Globe and Mail
Have You Ever Noticed That People Who Praise Good Questions Rarely Have Good Answers?
"The cost of fighting Ford? That's a good question"
- Toronto Star
Once You've Dulled Your Tastebuds Enough That Tofurkey Tastes Good, Does It Matter?
"What vegetarian dish can I prepare for Thanksgiving that's not Tofurkey?"
- Globe and Mail
At The Point Where You Are The Night Light You'd Like To See In The World, You May Have Had Enough
"Can you have too many scans?
Small doses of radiation are OK, but experts say there's risk in any amount"
- Toronto Star
Yes. We Don't Like Them. They Can Be Very Destructive And Hurt A Lot Of People
"Have we learned anything from past hurricanes?"
- Globe and Mail
I'm Sure Canadian Dairy Farmer's Appreciate The Joke
"Is Canada really milking the system?"
- Toronto Star
Because You Just Had To Go And Make Fun Of Tuforkey, Didn't You?
"Why is there a pine needle in my meal?"
- Globe and Mail
We'll Have A Beachcombers Revival?
"Willis: What happens if there are no buyers for Canada's traditional media companies?"
- Globe and Mail
At Least Wait Until The Term Starts
"Kids leaving for college?
Hands off their bedroom, for now"
- Toronto Sun
It Drives The Alt Right Crazy (Hee Hee)
"Why bother with democracy?"
- Toronto Star
Young
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
- Globe and Mail
It Will Help Motivate Them To Go To College That Much Sooner
"When should kids start helping in the kitchen? Now!"
- Toronto Sun
It Depends: Could You Afford The Rent?
"I'D LEFT HOME 30 YEARS AGO, COULD I GO BACK?"
- Globe and Mail
I Hope Not - I Still Have Have A Moose Milkshake To Go
"Is this the final straw?"
- Toronto Star
Let's Be Generous And Say An Ideology Of Opportunism
"Why did the MP cross the floor? Opportunism or ideology"
- Globe and Mail
On A Dare? Put It There!
"CARE FOR A PEAR?"
- Toronto Sun
Will Parents?
"Will industry and government address parents' cannabis concerns?"
- Globe and Mail
Isn't Green Ham A Sign of Imminent Indigestion - At Best?
"Would you like green eggs and ham?"
- Toronto Star
Of Course, These Are The Same Experts Who Supported NAFTA In The First Place, So, Umm...Yeah...
"A bad NAFTA deal? Take it and run, Canada
Given the deep links our economy has with the U.S., a lousy agreement is better than nothing, experts say"
- Globe and Mail
As Long As They Aren't Green, We're Good
"Instant Pot vs. Classic: Which tastes better
Pernil asado, coq au vin and black bean soup were all prepared and compared"
- Toronto Star
Only Show Up When Another Person Is Finished Making It
"What are some tricks for quick dinners?"
- Globe and Mail
It...Umm...Washes Through The...Tubes That Make Up The Internet And, And, And - Licks Them For Informa - Okay, I Got Nothing
"What do we know about how Google works?"
- Toronto Star
Wouldn't Putting Them In Stocks Be More Efficient?
"END TO EASY BAIL FOR VIOLENT CRIMINALS?
Province hopes to have 'legal SWAT teams' in place in a month"
- Toronto Sun
Making Sure Your Friend Is Male Would Be A Good Place To Start
"How do I ask my friend to be my sperm donor?"
- Toronto Star
