What Price Headlines?
If You Have to Ask...

I Always Thought It Was When You Picked Up The Phone To Make Your First Buy
But, Uhh, I Will Allow That The Line Is Always Moving

"Bitcoin? Cannabis? Where investing ends and gambling begins" - Globe and Mail

One Dimensional Chess

"What Is Turkey's Game?" - New York Times

Put The Coffeemaker On The Floor Under Your 50 Inch Screen?

"How do I brew coffee sous vide?" - Globe and Mail

Sure...The First Time He Is Actually Repentant For His Behaviour

"Does Ghomeshi deserve a second chance?
It's a question the #MeToo movement is going to have to ponder" - Globe and Mail

N...N...N...No. I Know Social Media Really Loves Me - It Tells Me So All The Time! I Mean - I'm Sure It - I - SHUT UP!

"Are we in a toxic relationship with social media?" - Toronto Star

It Sure Didn't Do Humpty Dumpty Any Good!

"Could breaking up be bad for you?" - Toronto Star

A Quiet Night In Would Be Nice...For Everybody

"Correction reflections: What's next for Canadian stocks?" - Globe and Mail

 No, Sorry
That Ship Has Already Sailed, Hit The Iceberg And Started Taking On Alarming Amounts Of Water

"Is there still time for a fair election?" - Toronto Star

Figure Out Who They Before We Do Anything Else?

"In Mali, how do we avoid helping the bad guys again?" - Globe and Mail

The Fall To Pieces Avenger - The Superhero You Would Want Least To Come To Your Aid In An Emergency

"What has 4 LEGOs and crawls?" - Toronto Sun

 That I Really Don't Enjoy Testing My Mettle Against The Wilderness
As If I Couldn't Have Already Guessed That...

"I WOULD WALK 100 MILES
What can you learn about yourself by testing your mettle against the wilderness? Eva Holland entered one of the world's most gruelling and coldest ultramarathons to find out" - Globe and Mail

I Thought That's What It Already Was - Have I Not Gotten A Memo?

"Is our work force at risk of becoming exclusively white, male robots?" - Globe and Mail

 No, Sorry
But I've Already Used A Titanic Reference Once In This Article, So You're On Your Own, Here

"Will Trudeau walk away from bad deal?" - Toronto Star

If They Hold On Tight, They Can Serve As Wheel Clamps For Ubers Confiscated By The Police

"Do Canada's taxi drivers have a place in the changing transportation business?" - Globe and Mail

 Smug on 'Stupidity'
You Should Stop Trying To Be Clever - It Really Doesn't Suit You

"High on 'helping'
Is City Hall addicted to drug overdose sites?" - Toronto Sun

If That's The Case, Somebody Is Doing Something Wrong

"MEETING THE ZEN MASTER?
NOW THAT'S STRESSFUL" - Globe and Mail

Sorry, But I'm Lactose Joke Intolerant

"Got milk?
Or was that really a plant beverage?" - Toronto Star

 Leave The Country, Change Your Name And Start A New Life
...Ooooorrrrr, Stop Drinking

"How do I make it up to a friend after drinking too much and making a mess of her aunt's boat?" - Globe and Mail

I Hope Not - That's A Terrible Neologism

"Two homegrown pals, but will the bromance last?" - Globe and Mail

Safety Barriers Are A Socialist Plot To Keep The Herd From Being Thinned!

"THE TRIPPING POINT
1,235 people have died on Canadian transit tracks since 2007. Experts say safety barriers would save lives - so why don't we have them?" - Toronto Star

Thurston Howell, But He Promises To Only Use His Power For Good

"Who has control over frozen embryos after divorce?" - Globe and Mail

 How Does Storytelling Become A Thing? Through Political Will
So, What, Exactly, Have We Learned, Here?

"'How does political will become a thing? Through storytelling'" - Globe and Mail

That's...Not How The Song Goes...

"Will you still love me when I decide I'm 49?" - Toronto Star

 SHOUTING AT EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE IS A GOOD START
After You're Fired, You'll Have Plenty Of Time For Aerobics

"HOW DO I COUNTERACT MY DESK-JOCKEY SLOUCH?" - Globe and Mail

 The Patriarchy Still Works!




Umm...Yay?

"Glass ceiling is restored as women leave
Why are outgoing female CEOs replaced by men?" - Toronto Star

The Provincial Ministry Of Prudery And Judgmentalism (But, The Questions Will Have To Be Submitted In Triplicate)

"Who will answer our kids' questions?" - Toronto Star

He Hates Everything - Why Should Canada Be Exempt?

"What has driven Trump to be so anti-Canada?" - Globe and Mail

Only When Their Parents Are On A Health Kick (And There Are No Hidden Stores Of Potato Chips Left)

"'Do white kids eat rice?'
We asked for readers' stories about the ethnic food they took to school as children" - Toronto Star

I Don't Plan To, So Why Should They?

"Will prescription drugs work past their expiry date?" - Globe and Mail