Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Sure Were Asking For It
Headlines Sure Were Asking For It
The Problem Is: They Think They Already Do
"Isn't it time the wealthy paid fair taxes?"
- Toronto Star
Selling Booze At Corner Stores Is Too Slow
"Guns. Why?"
- Toronto Sun
Are You Suggesting The Social Network Is Full Of Fossils?
"With a museum, who needs Facebook?"
- Toronto Star
You Have, Perhaps, Drunk Too Much Of It
"What does it mean to say a wine has a good 'structure'?"
- Toronto Star
It's Alive! It's Aaaaaaalive! It's A...A...A...What Is It?
"Have we created a monster?"
- Globe and Mail
You Wouldn't Have To Deal With That If You Would Learn To Pin A Diaper Properly
"Berlin: Love, marriage and babymoon?"
- Toronto Star
It Doesn't Matter: Whatever They Are, Donald Trump Wants Them Found And Stopped
"What are wild leeks?"
- Globe and Mail
They Must Need Academic Viagra
"Bias or badness? More studies flop at reproducibility"
- Toronto Star
Yum And Yuck - It's Such A Fine Line...
"Squirrel tartare, anyone?"
- Toronto Sun
Umm, Good Health?
"What do we want from health care?"
- Toronto Star
Are You Looking For A Punch In The Shoulder? Would That Be "Fair?"
"Is income equality fair?"
- Toronto Sun
I Knew Little Green Apples Had Been Subjected To Genetic Manipulation, But I Never Realized...
"What about the little green men?"
- Toronto Star
Something To Look Forward To: A Terrible Economy AND Social Repression
"Economic worries trumped concerns about UCP. Now what?"
- Globe And Mail
Absolutely Not!
It Should Stand, Tall And Proud Of The Job It Does!
"Should a stop sign sit in the middle of a sidewalk?"
- Toronto Star
There Was A Golden Age Of Online Dating?
Did I Mistake a Blink For A Batted Eyelash?
"IS THE GOLDEN AGE OF ONLINE DATING OVER?"
- Globe and Mail
Only If You're A Sapp
"Can an app improve romantic relationships?"
- Toronto Star
To Make The Country Trees Feel Small?
"WHAT IS A CITY TREE FOR?"
- Globe and Mail
Do YOU Want To Argue With A Crazy Person With A Gun?
"Why is Canada's gun lobby so powerful?"
- Toronto Star
I Think Masons Would Be More Effective...
"Will a video game help rebuild Notre-Dame?"
- Globe and Mail
I'll Tell You...For Half A Million Dollars...
"Is this conservative investor paying too much in adviser fees?"
- Globe and Mail
I'd Look The Answer Up In The Back Of The Sex Manual, But...
"Cheating is wrong, but is a threesome?"
- Toronto Star
If It Doesn't Now, Cenovus Will Make Sure That It Does!
"Does Ottawa feel the pain in the oil patch?"
- Globe and Mail
If You Live In A Movie, Make A Move On Her Best Friend
If You Live In The Real World WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS‽
"How do I tell her how I feel about her?
- Toronto Star
Not If You Listen To The Fanboys
"Rogues, Sure, But Are They Lovable?"
- New York Times
In A Glass In The Bathroom Where They Won't Hurt Anybody
"Where are the teeth of Canada's new watchdog?"
- Toronto Star
Cheat On Her
You'll Never Feel So Free As When She Signs The Divorce Papers
"I love my wife, but envy her successful career. How do I deal with my jealousy?"
- Globe and Mail
She Can't Very Well Unsign The Divorce Papers, Can She?
"Is it too late now to say sorry?"
- Globe and Mail
Sure - If Enough Tenants Are Wearing Them
"Will 'raincoats' keep a building warm?"
- Toronto Star
You Have No iDea!
"iCal? I can't"
- Globe and Mail
It's All Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me Healthy - BASTARDS!
"Are the plants on your plate plotting against you?"
- Toronto Star
Of Course Not: Everybody Knows We Live In A Meritocracy Where Jobs Are Awarded Solely On The Basis Of Ability
"As a man, am I being purposely excluded from a seemingly female-centric job opportunity?"
- Globe and Mail
Mars Bars Seems Too Obvious, So I'm Gonna Go With...Pop Rocks?
"What do astronauts eat in space?"
- Toronto Star
Phew! I Thought You Were Going To Say "Smarter Corporate Executives"
Really Dodged A Bullet, There
"The solution to Canada's regulatory burden? Smarter regulations"
- Globe and Mail
Somebody Overheard You Call Him A Little Terror And Passed It Up The Chain Of Command?
"Why is my child on a terrorist watchlist?"
- Globe and Mail
Standing Next To Your New Boyfriend
"How should I best confront cheating boyfriend?"
- Toronto Star
The Male Premiers Haven't Screwed Things Up So Badly That None Of Them Want The Job
Give Them Time...
"Where are all the women premiers?"
- Toronto Star
Past Time, But What Will They Do With All Of The Politicians They Have Bought To Ensure That That Doesn't Happen?
"Isn't it time the wealthy paid fair taxes?"
- Toronto Star
