Les Pages Aux Folles: Query Headlines Before Sending Your Manuscript
Query Headlines Before Sending Your Manuscript
A Shiny New War With Iran - Oh, Look!
"What will it take for Trump to pull back from the brink with China?"
- Globe and Mail
No, But It Will If Canadian Voters Will Make A Green Shift
"Is the media finally tuning in to the climate crisis?"
- Toronto Star
Sew Them Into The Lining Of His Sleeve
"My child comes home from school and loses it. How do I prevent meltdowns?"
- Globe and Mail
Locking The Doors Of The Theatre Before The Opening Credits Roll
"What makes a captivating biopic?"
- Toronto Star
Whimpering In A Corner Next To Our Bludgeoned Conscience
"Where is our wonder?"
- Toronto Sun
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Oh, Wait - You Were Serious
"Can China be a responsible power in a new era?"
- Globe and Mail
As Pierre Trudeau Once Said, "The Government Has No Place In The Kitchens Of The Nation."
"What exactly is l'apero or aperitivo and can I do it at home?"
- Globe and Mail
There Aren't Many Wolves On Spadina Avenue, So I Guess We'll Never Know
"Would you run at a wolf to save a fellow human being?"
- Toronto Star
Yes, Along With Much Of Its Farmland
"In Alberta, is the cake already baked?"
- Globe and Mail
You Still Believe Promises Made By Politicians? How Quaint
"What happened to Trudeau's peacekeeping promise?"
- Toronto Star
Well, You Certainly Don't Want To Waste It...
"What do I do when my dog snubs food?"
- Toronto Star
Absolutely Not, But They Might If The Media Will Finally Tune In To The Climate Crisis
"Have Canadian voters made a green shift?"
- Globe and Mail
As Long As The Ontario Government Is Still Willing To Accept Payment In Chickens, Why Change A Good Thing?
"Is there a better way to pay property taxes?"
- Toronto Star
Trust Scientists To Find Complex Methods Of Accomplishing What Any Two People Of Different Sexes Can Do In Thirty Seconds
"Creating People May Get Easier. Should It?"
- New York Times
The One Spoken In Italy, Of Course
"The French language, yes, but which one?"
- Globe and Mail
Is Your Calendar On Crack?
"Are we heading toward 1984?"
- Toronto Star
If You Want To Win A Medal In Weightlifting...
"Do You Have to Be a Jerk to Be Great?"
- New York Times
Shout At Your Infant Until It Tells You What It Told Her
"My nanny suggested I'm a bad mother. What do I do?"
- Globe and Mail
On Football Punting, Did Lucy Ever Surprise Charlie Brown?
"On gun control, will Trump surprise us?"
- Globe and Mail
Vanilla Unicorn Cake
"The new spheres of influence: As the American era ends, what will take its place?"
- Globe and Mail
If You've Asked The Question out Loud, You've Probably Already Blown Your Chance
"How can I do freelance work despite my contract's non-compete clause?"
- Globe and Mail
Naah - They Get Soggy, Which Makes It Hard To Enjoy Their Tatery Goodness
"Is taking tots to the spa worth it?"
- Toronto Star
From Fifty Metres Away (Investors Should Always Respect Restraining Orders)
"How should investors approach Stella-Jones now?
- Globe and Mail
There's An Old Saying In Politics: Trust The Dogs To Hear The Whistle
"When Bernier rants, is anyone really listening?"
- Toronto Star
The Last One Who Did Was Charged With Overbilling The Provincial Health Programme
"Why don't all Canadian doctors offer 'virtual' appointments?"
- Globe and Mail
Sure...Like Death Would End A Cold
"Could a U.S. recession end the trade war?"
- Globe and Mail
They Do Have Less To Live For...
"Vegans at higher risk of stroke?"
- Toronto Sun
News Outlets Have Clearly Done Their Job Well
"Which leader do you dislike least?
Cynicism plagues federal election"
- Globe and Mail
Yes - To Change The Channel To Seinfeld Reruns
"Will foreign policy move Canadian voters?"
- Toronto Star
No - The Fix Was In Long Before They Came On The Scene
"Are radically low interest rates really the fix they've been made out to be?"
- Globe and Mail
Fair To Middling
"How has our middle class fared since the 2015 election?"
- Toronto Star
My Lipstick Contains Caffeine And My Eyeliner Leaks Benzedrine
If My Beauty Products Kick-started My Day Any More, They'd Have To Wear Army Boots!
"Wake up call
Can a beauty product help kick-start your day?"
- Globe and Mail
