* SNIFF * That Question Hit Headlines in a Sensitive Spot

Jimmy Smits, Sonja Smits, Eartha Kitt, Sazu Pitts And Rex, The Wonder Aardvark

"What does 'real lawyer' look like?" - Toronto Star

That's A Tricky Legal Question If He Is Living In Them

"Can tenant be evicted for not breaking down cardboard boxes?" - Toronto Star

Until The Radioactive Embers Reach Their Half Life

"Trump administration warms to new Cold War - but for how long?" - Globe and Mail

We Even Did Moral Outrage Better Than Those Slacker Millennials!

"OK, boomers, what's with all the scandals?" - Toronto Star

White Genocide In The Kitchen!

"I'm bored of my white cabinets. How do I go bold with colour?" - Globe and Mail

It Wouldn't Be A Seafood Enema Without It!

"Turmeric is trendy, but is it beneficial?" - Toronto Star

Explain To Me Again Why You Want To Maintain Friendships With People You Have Such Low Regard For

"How do I keep freeloading friends away without alienating them?" - Globe and Mail

If Bob And Ray Couldn't...

"Will a $1,000 fee to a national park save the Komodo dragon?" - Toronto Star

From The Bottom Up

"The energy status quo is being upended - how will Canada respond?" - Globe and Mail

No, Who's On First

"Who stands for Toronto?" - Toronto Star

The One That's The Worst For My Soul Patch

"Which party is best for the oil patch?" - Globe and Mail

Still Looking For An Easy Way To Pick Stocks, I See

"Do dogs sneeze if stressed?" - Toronto Star

What Policies That Drive Competition?
(Sorry - I Shouldn't Read The Newspaper After I've Received My Phone Bill)

"Do tax policies that drive competition also create inequality?" - Globe and Mail

On Mars (Which, To Be Fair, Warned Us That It Needed Them)

"It's 2019, where are all the women?" - Toronto Star

It's No Fun Dealing With It If EVERYBODY Is Doing It!

"Quebec's value test: Why not focus on everyday gender equality?" - Globe and Mail

Not Unless You Add Pro Wrestling To The Mix

"Is being pro-life and pro-choice a contradiction?" - Toronto Star

Edible Tarantula Fairies? Everything I Know About Them Is True!

"HOW MUCH OF WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ETFs IS, IN FACT, A MYTH?" - Globe and Mail

With A Holding Cells Afterparty

"How Do Protests End?" - New York Times

Even During Violent Protests, People Have To Eat Off Something

"Does China present a buying opportunity?" - Globe and Mail

Umm, And You Wonder Why Millennials Are Miffed?

"How about a Tiffany calendar for $112,000?" - Toronto Star

Kelly-Anne Conway Isn't That Good At Her Job

"Can Spin Master move beyond a disappointing third quarter?" - Globe and Mail

Princess Leia
(Sorry - I Shouldn't Read Fan Fiction Before I Read The Newspaper)

"Harry or Ron best for Hermione?" - Toronto Star

I Thought Management Had Done That Years Ago

"Would you replace your boss with a robot?" - Globe and Mail

Overcautious Parenting Styles?
Schools Afraid Of Lawsuits?
The Internet?
C'mon - Help Me Out, Here. Give Me A Clue - Something!

"What happened to just playing after school?" - Toronto Star

No, But Gerrymandering And Russian Interference Could Be

"Are peace and prosperity Trump's winning combo?" - Globe and Mail

Only The Ones I Know

"Are Canadians boycotting visits to U.S. over Trump?" - Toronto Star

Ensuring More Conservative Voters For Future Elections

"What will Ontario achieve by cutting science, tech courses?" - Toronto Star

What's The Difference?

"Is Mark Carney out to kill Canada's energy sector, or save it from itself?" - Globe and Mail

Tuesday Next

"Time for Amazon to 'pay its own way'
When does a tech platform become too big, ultimately harming communities? - Toronto Star

With Humility
After All, You Could Be Next

"How should we accommodate our newly house-poor friends?" - Globe and Mail

The Gas They're Full Of Has Nothing To Do With The Greenhouse Effect

"The climate is changing, why won't Tories?" - Toronto Star

We Already Know Sexual Misconduct Is Wrong
The Real Question Is: What Will Executives Learn?

"What can we learn from the recent firings of executives accused of sexual misconduct?" - Globe and Mail

You're Trying To Use Them To Disarm Your Home Security System

"Why don't my promo codes work?" - Toronto Star

You're Slow

"Why did it take so long to laugh at Trump?" - Toronto Star

Fetang Fetang I Have No Idea

"Whoosh going down with Riverdale Park?" - Toronto Star