Quotes Must Have Misheard You...

Whenever You Hear Israel's Right To Exist Invoked To Deny Israel's Abuse Of Palestinians, You Are Hearing The New Self-serving Nonsense

"Whenever you hear human rights invoked to deny Israel's right to exist, you are hearing the new anti-Semitism." - Rabbi Jonathan Sacks

He Was So Bad, In Fact, That Trump Chose Him To Be On The President's Impeachment Defence Team

"Ken Starr is a disaster. Ken Starr is a lunatic...Ken Starr is terrible." - Donald Trump, 1999 on the Today show, talking about Clinton's impeachment prosecutor

That's Mighty White Of You, Sir, Mighty White Of You

"For me, the diversity issue - as it applies to individual actors and directors, anyway - did not come up. That said, I would never consider diversity in matters of art. Only quality. It seems to me that to do otherwise would be wrong." - Stephen King on Oscar nominations and voting

He's Obviously Never Heard That Two Wrongs Don't Make A Front Page Story

"I have no obligation to be honest with the media because they're just as dishonest as anyone else." - President Trump's former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski in testimony before the House Judiciary Committee

Yep. That's Exactly How Right Wing Governments Around The World Are Getting Into Power, Alrighty. Exactly Like That.

"Both the great challenge and the great opportunity for the Conservative Party - regardless of who the next leader is - should be to bring Canadians closer together with an optimistic message of hope, responsibility, prosperity, security and freedom. That is conservatism that can win." - Sandy White. former adviser to the Conservative government of Stephen Harper

 Looks Like It's Time To Have That Talk With Dad
Aaaaaawkwaaaaard!

"Don't call for days of rage and encourage people to pursue violence if they're not getting what they want." - American Presidential Son-in-Law Jared Kushner on the violent Palestinian response to the Middle East "peace" plan proposed by American Presidential Son-in-Law Jared Kushner

 "I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of Bikers for Trump. I have the tough people, but they don't play it tough until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad." - President Donald Trump threatening violence against his opponents for...we're not sure what

She Was, Of Course, Quoting Spiderman

"With independence comes great liberty." - former Liberal MP Jody Wilson- Raybould

 I Would Like To Think That He Meant His Government Was Fighting Against Them
I...Would Like To Think That...

"We're doing a lot of things that are good, including waste and fraud. Tremendous waste and tremendous fraud." - President Donald Trump

And You Thought Rachel Maddow Was Cheery!

"Liberty lies in the hearts and minds of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it; no constitution, no law, no court can even do much to help it." - Judge Learned Hand

The Gospel Of Tony Soprano

"Utah's junior senator reminded us of why he couldn't connect with most regular, working-class people. They don't like politicians who claim to be holier than thou when they're really just sticking a shiv in your back." - Fox News mannequin Laura Ingraham on Mitt Romney

Seriously? It's China - The Right To Not Get Your Hair Mussed In A Moderate Breeze Outranks Human Rights!

"Privacy should not raise major concerns, because the right to survive, at present, must outrank human rights." - Wu Fei, director of the AI Lab at Zhejiang University, on the use of AI to find people with the coronavirus

 We Prefer The Term Deplorable
It's More...Au Currant

"This isn't in line with our values... We don't view ourselves as rednecks." - Robert Freberg, of the Saskatoon Wildlife Federation, after stopping two People's Party of Canada candidates from settling a dispute, over who would represent the party at a coming debate, in the organization's shooting range

If Only Ernie Bushmiller Had Drawn Them Bigger, He Would Only Have Needed Three, And They Would Have Been Functional As Well As Decorative!

"The problem is that they were not big enough." - San Francisco Public Works Director Mohammed Nuru, explaining what was wrong with a group of wealthy residents putting two dozen huge boulders on their sidewalk to keep away the homeless

I Think You May Be Underestimating The Force Of Entitled Adults

"I think people are underestimating the force of angry kids. If they want us to stop being angry, then maybe they should stop making us angry." - climate activist Greta Thunberg

With Your Help, I Can Change That To A Government Led By The Editorial Board Of The Rebel

"We're seen, quite frankly, as government led by the editorial board of the Toronto Star." - Conservative Party leadership hopeful Erin O'Toole

It's Not A Despicable Form Of Exploitation, It's An Opportunity

"Some people with learning difficulties, they don't understand money." - Sally-Ann Hart, the Tory candidate for the British seat of Hastings and Rye, explains why people with autism should be paid less than people without it

But Try Telling That To Doug Ford...

"The smaller class size in most of the independent schools allows for a lower student-teacher ratio. That individualized attention, and allowing your child to be known, [is] really important in this day and age, because all kids have different learning needs." - Hilary Adamson, executive director of enrolment, Bishop Strachan School

 "When our students leave after grade 8, we have exit interviews with them. And the top reason they've enjoyed their time here is because of the relationships they have with their teachers, and you can do that when class sizes are smaller." - Lise Lacroix, director of admissions and operations, Kingsway College School

 She's An Angry Kid With A Twitter Account.
Be Afraid. Be Very afraid.

"Is she the chief economist? Who is she? I'm confused." - US Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin on climate activist Greta Thunberg

It Just Takes One Nut With A Gun To Ruin It For The Rest Of Us Who Only Have Ropes, Knives And Cans Of Kerosene, Doesn't It?

"We don't have hateful people in South Carolina. There's always the small minority that's always gonna be there, but, you know, people saw it (the Confederate Flag) as service, and sacrifice, and heritage, but once he did that there was no way to overcome it, and the national media came in in droves." - Trump's Former Ambassador to the United Nations and the former governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley explains that the Confederate flag was not a symbol of racism until Dylann Roof went on a shooting spree motivated by racial hatred draped in one

I Hear Them In My Head All The Time, Much More Clearly, In Fact, Than When They Are Standing In Front Of Me

"They want me to do it... Hispanics want toughness at the border." - President Donald Trump