Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Can't Believe How Quickly Life Goes By
Headlines Can't Believe How Quickly Life Goes By
When Life Give You Iguanas...
"Freezing S. Florida warned about falling iguanas"
- Toronto Sun
"Backyard harvesters sell green iguana meat online
Floridians see chance to capitalize on cold snap with 'chicken of the trees'"
- Toronto Star
Strange Considering They're White Hot In Moncton
"Chinese-Czech Relations Grow Cold in Prague"
- New York Times
Probably Not, But It Will Be Fun, So There's That
"Making fun of Trump fans will never change them"
- Toronto Star
But What About The Other 99% Of The Rich?
"Taxing rich won't work
Study: 1% do pay their share"
- Toronto Sun
It's Good To Be The King
"About 60% of companies in Canada have entirely male boards"
- Globe and Mail
"Job market booms for men, with Ontario leading the way"
- Toronto Star
That's Much Better Than, You Know, Paying The Teachers
"Ontario to pay parents impacted by teacher strikes"
- Toronto Sun
Perhaps You Shouldn't Try To Experience It In Its Liquid Form
"We are drowning in art"
- Globe and Mail
And, The Thinking Doesn't Have To Be All That Deep
This Ain't No College Debating Society, Mister!
"Ford's plan: Act, then think"
- Toronto Star
Because When Ordinary People Move Away From Their Parents, They Always Expect The Federal Government To Foot An Annual $10 Million Security Bill
"Duty vs. desire: Royal split reflects more people putting self ahead of family ties"
- Globe and Mail
Laugh If You Will, But Your Common Sense Means Nothing Until Somebody Has Actually Studied A Subject
"Wealthy people live longer and healthier lives
New study finds health and life expectancy of rich superior to poor"
- Toronto Star
Because You Always Get Them After A Divorce
"Britain unveils 50-pence coin to mark Brexit, extolling 'peace, prosperity and friendship'"
- Globe and Mail
Tweaks Broods, And Leaves?
Tweaks, Broods, And Leaves?
Tweaks Broods And Leaves?
Punctuation Is Fun!
"Tweaks, broods and leaves"
- Toronto Star
Actually, There Was A Starbuck's Cup On The Table In Front Of Jesus, But It Was Airbrushed Out Of Later Versions Of The Bible
"Christmas: 'Merry Coffee' might be the latest evidence of Christianity's enduring role in our world, or of how far removed we've become from it's origins"
- Globe and Mail
With His New 50 Pence Coin? He Should Save Up For A Loaf Of Bread!
"Should Jeremy save for retirement or a house?"
- Toronto Star
So Needy! Why Don't You Try Becoming Self-Sufficient Instead‽
"Pedestrians need to take defensive approach to walking"
- Toronto Star
"Canada needs to be bold on fuel efficiency"
- Globe and Mail
"As Canada's habitats disappear, conservation needs to start at our doorstep
Many of our country's threatened species live in its most populated provinces. By saving the green space around us, we can help them survive"
- Globe and Mail
"Homegrown ideas need our support"
- Toronto Star
"Trust disparity shows need for business to take charge on social change"
- Globe and Mail
Cattle Prods Likely More Effective, But It Would Be A Start
"Women must spur the leadership change they want"
- Globe and Mail
Putting The Pyre Back Into Pyrrhic Victory
"Internet trolls successfully sued
But anonymous posters will be difficult to find"
- Toronto Star
So...Mourning Has Broken?
"Delay in return of bodies makes mourning more difficult"
- Toronto Star
For Those Of You Nostalgic For The 1980s
"C.D. Howe report examines long-term mortgages
Institute says Ottawa can make these loans more accessible by easing stress test"
- Globe and Mail
All The Cool Superhero Identities Were Taken
"O'Toole positioning self as Mr. Unity"
- Toronto Star
The Main Difference Being To Her Bank Account
"Ambrose opts out of Conservative leadership bid
Former cabinet minister says her focus is on 'making a difference' by way of private sector"
- Globe and Mail
The Chips Aren't Implanted In Your Heads Until Some Time In Your Second Term
"Attention, new MPS: You are not robots"
- Toronto Star
If You Thought The Brexit CAMPAIGN Was A Financial Roller Coaster...
"After Brexit-settling election, companies see big bounce
British Finance Minister says he is hopeful country's economic growth can reach prefinancial crisis levels"
- Globe and Mail
You Don't Have To Worry About What They're Up To While You're Away
"Why it's important to travel with family"
- Toronto Star
I Don't Like Anything On Your List - Guess There's Nothing For Me To Look Forward To... :-(
"From albums to concerts, here's what to look forward to in the music world"
- Globe and Mail
WHO THE FERK ARE YOU TO TELL ME I'M NOT USING FERKING RESPECTFUL LANGUAGE, ASSHAT‽
"Avoid demeaning words, embrace respectful language"
- Globe and Mail
And No Amount Of Gadgets Will Change That
"Inspector idea is appalling"
- Toronto Star
We May Not Forget The Lessons, But We Sure Are Crap At Applying Them
"How the story of an Austrian farmer urges us not to forget the lessons from Auschwitz"
- Globe and Mail
"Justice for the Rohingya? Not if violence against our women persists"
- Globe and Mail
