Those Headlines Were Mere Appenstance...

Province Moans, "Like We're Not Alienated ENOUGH‽"

"Alberta has launched Canada's first mobile contact tracing app" - Toronto Star

 "CRTC asked to regulate contact tracing apps" - Toronto Star

Dare We Say That Time Is Running Out?

"Researchers find series of security flaws in popular app TikTok" - Globe and Mail

Leads App-producing Company To Make Strides Toward Border

"First app-based workforce to make strides toward union" - Toronto Star

Half-Baked Reviews Gave Owners Indigestion

"India's Restaurants Rebel Against Apps" - New York Times

Yours May Vary

"Mileage is tracked with app and website" - Toronto Star

 Are The Robots Going To Attack Amazon Headquarters?
With Lasers?
Please?

"Racing to beat Amazon at automation
Firms are testing robots and smartphone checkout apps to fight e-commerce giant" - Toronto Star

Apparently, You Can Never Be Too Bold

"Finding friends in the Age of Apps" - Toronto Sun

Unionization? There Sure As Hell Isn't An App For That!

"Food couriers rally for their slice
Labour case could see Canada's first unionized app-based workforce" - Toronto Star

 Will They Tell Me To Buy Oat Bran Instead Of A Chocolate Bar?
Sounds A Little Too Convenient, If You Ask Me

"Smart carts, apps look to make grocery shopping more convenient" - Globe and Mail

As A Result, "Clean-up In Aisle One" Announcements Now More Entertainment Than Practical Information

"Walmart monitors traffic with app" - Toronto Star

App Is Perfectly Named: It's Coarse And Makes Your Eyeballs Itch When You Use It

"Apple buys magazine app from Rogers, U.S. publishers
As tech giant looks to Texture to raise service revenue, Rogers unloads a platform it once touted as a solution to a beleaguered magazine-publishing business model" - Globe and Mail

Users Waiting For App That Alerts Them If They Come Into Contact With A Michael Buble Fan

"Google, Aple tracking tech faces scrutiny
App alerts user if they've come into contact with person with COVID-19" - Toronto Star

Fido Rates It Three Paws (Even Though She Gave It A Lukewarm Review)

"The social petwork
Canadian apps such as Houndr are using modern tech to make last-minute dog-sitting and walking easier than ever" - Globe and Mail

Sniff - Our Little Programme Is Growing Up...

"Teen sensation TikTok's appeal now waning
Chinese-owned app sees 4 per cent decline in new users from year ago" - Toronto Star

So I Can Imagine What It Would Be Like To Hang In A Secure Closet In A Billionaire's Basement?

"Can Google make you care about art?
New app feature matches users' self-portraits to world's most famous paintings" - Toronto Star

Weeeelllll...It Probably Had Anchovies On It Anyway... :-(

"LOSING A SLICE OF THE PIE
Delivery apps offer consumers a greater selection of food choices, cutting into North American pizza chain sales" - Globe and Mail

Then, Download The App That Expresses Awe To Save Yourself Any Part Of An Actual Aesthetic Experience

"Get your museum fix on Google Art
Download the Arts & Culture app for in-depth, detailed looks at masterpieces" - Toronto Star

Much More Likely Than Installing One In Every User

"GREEN SCREEN
A planetary consciousness in every phone? There should be an app for that" - Globe and Mail

You Should Have Come To The Second Party - I Was Blind For Three Days!

"Third-party apps just can't replace Excel for financing" - Toronto Star

It's A Real Buyer's Market Out There Because...You Know...

"THE BEST APPS FOR LAST-MINUTE HOTEL DEALS" - Globe and Mail

Of Course, His Statement Sounded Like "Qwblugeru Asbgknborowlo Plebn," So Nobody Knew What The Hell He Was Talking About

"WhatsApp CEO vows to defend encryption" - Toronto Star

But How Many Of Us Can Afford To Buy A Shopping Mall?

"Cadillac Fairview tests shopping app for malls
Shopping-centre owner looks to compete with online retailers through app featuring directories, promotions and, in time, a purchasing function" - Globe and Mail

 Can I Get Her On My Phone?
I Mean, I Don't See An Icon For Her...

"Bands of Olympian gold
Former hockey rivals Gillian Apps, Meghan Duggan tie the knot" - Toronto Star

Company's Approach To Privacy As Clearview As Mud

"Privacy commissioners to investigate Clearview app" - Globe and Mail

Apples Are Easy, But What Wine Goes Well When You're Eating An Android?

"Can an app help you pair food and wine?
Plenty of options to choose from for Apple and Android, but some recommendations may not be available in Ontario" - Toronto Star

Tired of Being Hit On By Men Fifty Years Younger

"'Tinder Granny' ditches dating app to find true love" - Toronto Sun

Have You Not You Been Paying Attention‽

"We need an app for this" - Toronto Star