Headlines Didn't Get a Flu Shot - Why? Do You Think They Should?

Wants To At Least Get Them Started Before New Government Cancels Them

"Province to speed up new transit projects" - Toronto Star

He's Waiting For Some Kind Of Vindimanication

"Turncoat booted
Trump 'not happy' with Ukraine expert" - Toronto Sun

Because Self-policing Has Worked So Well For Corporations

"Canada weighing self-isolation for all travellers from China" - Globe and Mail

 They Say That About Slopping Hogs, Too
They...They May Be A Bit Obsessed...

"The freedom and joy of cooking nude
Food preparation is more enjoyable when you're unclothed, nudists say" - Toronto Star

Because Book Binding Companies Not Up To The Task - Duh!

"Enbridge defends plan to contract out pipeline capacity to oil companies" - Globe and Mail

Kentucky Fried Chicken Killed His Dog

"Ford calls Sanders scary" - Toronto Sun

To Work Harder Not To Get Caught?

"MLB should care this much
Barring Man City from top league for cheating should inspire others" - Toronto Star

Gotta Get The Blood Pumping (Inside The Body)

"War-weary Afghan youth turn to snowboarding for thrills" - Globe and Mail

Is A Big Supporter Of The Petrochemical Industry, Oddly Enough

"Tyrannosaur species discovered in Alberta" - Toronto Star

To Work Harder Not To Get Caught?

"Tories learned from first budget, minister says" - Globe and Mail

 Everyone's A Winner, Baby,
That's No L…L…No L…L -
Okay, It May Not Be The Whole Truth, But Still...

"Canadian Super Bowl veteran knows the game's highs and lows
Willson, a tight end for the Seahawks, was there to celebrate the 2014 win over the Broncos, and dealt with the controversial loss to the Patriots the next years" - Globe and Mail

 "Sharp fades as Park wins Victoria Open" - Toronto Star

 "Sabres continue their bad week with loss to Canadiens" - Globe and Mail

 "Surging Boston earns another win" - Toronto Star

 "Manchester City reaches League Cup final despite loss to United" - Globe and Mail

 "Dawson's hat trick lifts Rock to win" - Toronto Star

 "Alberta: Calgary's humiliating loss is bound to deepen rivalry" - Globe and Mail

 "Hamlin wins Daytona 500, Newman hospitalized after crash" - Globe and Mail

 "Rugby: Depleted Wolfpack beaten by Wigan in third straight Super League loss" - Toronto Star

 "Arrows open season with win in Austin" - Toronto Star

 "CANADA DROPS TO 1-1 AFTER LOSS TO SOUTH KOREA AT PREMIER12 OLYMPIC QUALIFIER" - Globe and Mail

 "Taylor makes win look like a breeze" - Toronto Star

 "Saul helps Atletico seal first-leg lead
Liverpool's Champions League title defence hangs in the balance after 1-0 loss in Madrid" - Globe and Mail

Yeeeeeaaaaaah, Those Solutions Aren't The Best Way To Make Your Argument In Ontario

"THREE WAYS TO FIX THE SKILLS SHORTAGE
Training for the new economy, ending the credentialism curse and getting more women in to the workforce are some common-sense solutions" - Toronto Star

And To Think I Was Worried About Bankruptcy - Silly Me!

"Two in five Canadians don't expect to escape debt" - Toronto Star

 "Canadians are richer than they think" - Globe and Mail

But Enough About My Sex Life…

"Delicious and disappointing" - Toronto Star

 Oh, Great!
Now I Can Be Ridiculed By The Other Passengers As Well As TSA Officers!

"Cleared for takeoff
What is it like to travel with see-through luggage? Catherine Dawson March (carefully) packs some translucent bags to find out" - Globe and Mail

You Don't Know Me Very Well, Do You?

"I guarantee you won't be offended by this column" - Toronto Star

Failure To Moor?

"Working past the retirement age of 65 is not a failure
Be it from financial necessity or too much free time, remaining employed in your late 60s is becoming increasingly normal" - Globe and Mail

Ever Suspicious, Police Didn't Believe It Was All His Own

"Blood-soaked man confesses" - Toronto Sun

Unfortunately, Penicillin Is Not Effective Against Ignorance

"Virus outbreaks will become more common. We must evolve our thinking" - Globe and Mail

To Make Up For All That He Did To Them In The 1st...

"Ford must maintain resolve to fight for 'the people' in 2nd half of mandate" - Toronto Sun

Does That Mean I'm Less Likely To Not Be Able To Afford A House?

"GTA home prices exit the red zone
CMHC has rated Toronto high-risk for years, but housing is now less overvalued" - Toronto Star

Unfortunately, Customers Stopped Ordering After First Cup

"Second cup seeks second life after emerging from crisis" - Globe and Mail

Exorcist Called In To Grocery Store

"Bottled water flies off shelves in Rio" - Toronto Sun

We'll Be Able To Eat! Food!

"How paying artists for their work can help the economy" - Toronto Star

Oh, I Don't Know - Seems To Me They've Been Acting For A Long, Long Time

"Enough talk about diversity: Corporate Canada needs to get acting" - Globe and Mail

Asks For Patience - Argues The Company Is New At The Whole "Responsibility" Thing

"Bombardier speeds sell-off with A220 deal
Company completing exit from commercial aerospace in 'responsible way,' CEO says" - Toronto Star

As That Great Philosopher Clint Eastwood Once Said, Deserve Ain't Got Nothing To Do With It

"Canadians deserve a Conservative leadership race animated by ideas, not ideology" - Globe and Mail

Why Not? It's Been There The Other 23 Hours A Day!

"Comedy returns to White House dinner" - Toronto Star

 Really?
Seems To Me They've Been Quick To Do Nothing

"It's time to rethink our world's social contract
Economic forces have shifted the playing field for workers over the past couple of decades, but lawmakers have been slow to respond" - Globe and Mail

Insurgency Lite, Now With 27% Less Maimings!

"Taliban, U.S. agree to temporary 'reduction in violence'" - Toronto Star