Are You Kidding?
Headlines Totally Meant To Question Your Patriotism!
And the Patriotism of the House You Rode In On!

We All Do, Friend, We All Do

"Who must pay the bill for window sills?" - Toronto Star

Leather Seat Straps And Toothpicks Propping Up The Eyelids Worked For Doctor Ludovinco

"How will Apple, Disney, AT&T and Netflix retain streaming subscribers?" - Globe and Mail

Only Every Day

"A new decade is coming...or is it?" - Toronto Star

How Else Can The Company Be Expected To Perfect Them?

"Is Lowe's repeating Target's mistakes?" - Globe and Mail

What Did You Just Say About My Wife‽

"Should we limit free speech?" - Toronto Star

Whining And Sobbing May Not Work, But It Will Certainly Make White Critics Feel Better

"How should media respond when artists only welcome non-white critics?" - Globe and Mail

Guess We'll Have To Wait For The Next Episode Of Corporate Survivor To Find Out

"Will the CEO of Boeing survive?" - Toronto Star

 That's What They Get For Being A Pig
If They Had Been Satisfied With One Helping, It Never Would Have Happened

"Patient infected within seconds?" - Toronto Sun

 Sorry, Still Waiting For My New Glasses
Is That A Barn?

"Can we focus on the field yet?" - Toronto Star

It's Progress From Doing The Hokey-Pokey, But They'll Be In Better Shape When They Play Hacky-Sack

"Are the Leafs' herky-jerky moves a sign of bad things to come?" - Globe and Mail

They Never Get My Good Side!

"Why all the paranoia around police using face recognition?" - Toronto Star

At Least We Wouldn't Have To Worry About Police Using Face Recognition...

"Can Having a tiny brain be a smart move?" - Toronto Star

 Yes
In Good Faith
With The People Who, By Treaty, Own The Land
This Ain't Rocket Science

"Duty to consult? Fine. But how? And with whom?" - Globe and Mail

She Has A Name, You Know!

"Is the fashion week model obsolete?" - Toronto Star

The Apple Must Have Bonked Him On The Head Harder Than The Story Let On

"Why did Newton bet nearly all his wealth on one stock?" - Globe and Mail

I Don't Know - I Found His Model Glue Collection Fascinating

"Can a Bachelor get any duller?" - Toronto Star

Is It Just My Imagination, Or Has Golf Become Waaaaaay Too Regulated?

"Do I need a licence to drive on private property?" - Globe and Mail

Well, He IS Wearing A Mirror Universe Goatee...

"Has Trudeau's image taken a dark turn?" - Toronto Star

Remove The Moat And Put A Muzzle On The Rotweiller

"How can we make our front hallway more welcoming? - Globe and Mail

The Font Makes Your Ass Look Fat

"What do you think of this column?" - Toronto Star

Food So Bad You Don't Want To Make A Video Showing How You Prepared It Don't

"What is sous vide and how do you use it?" - Globe and Mail

The Pushiest

"Whose laws rule the land?" - Toronto Star

Sure, In The Same Way That Chicken Pox Can Save People From Mumps

"Can Bloomberg save the Democrats?" - Globe and Mail

 Yes
He Used To Think Ottawa Was The Cause Of All Of Alberta's Problems
Now, He Thinks Liberals In Ottawa Are The Cause Of All Of Alberta's Problems

"Has Kenney's thinking shifted?" - Toronto Star

 That's A Thing?





No, Seriously, That's An Actual Thing?

"What should you do with leftover wine?" - Toronto Star

As Long As They Throw Up Out The Window Of Their Vehicle, They Should Be Fine

"Can Canadians afford to go green on the road? - Globe and Mail

Don't You Already Know?

"Your privacy is for sale. Are you OK with that?" - Toronto Star

Are Those Our Only Options?

"Is Pacino a dinosaur or is his ex-girlfriend just a gold digger?" - Toronto Star

Thanks For Trying, But That's Really Not Much Better

"Did Pacino get dumped because he's old or cheap?" - Toronto Star

I've Learned Enough To Know A False Choice When I See One

"E-learning: Way of the future or an ineffective teaching plan?" - Globe and Mail

 Oh, Yeah!
Flu Wouldn't Dare Show Its Face Around Here While The Big C Is In Town!

"Have coronavirus fears kept flu in check?" - Toronto Star

See How Many People Unfriended Them On Farcebook In The Last Few Days

"How do I find good underwear?" - Toronto Star

We Lied About It

"What happened to truth in advertising?" - Toronto Star