Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Wanted To Keep Their Distance, But The Cookies Smelled Too Good...
Headlines Wanted To Keep Their Distance, But The Cookies Smelled Too Good...
Climbing The Floor Is Less Taxing, But Why Should Plants Have All The Fun?
"If your plants climb the walls, maybe you won't"
- Toronto Star
Cast Your Mind Back To 2019 - It Was A More Innocent Time...
"This stock is prospering amid the global trade-war chaos"
- Globe and Mail
"World economy on shaky ground"
- Toronto Star
As You Must Have Been When You Wrote This Headline
"China is hungry for protein and the global steaks are high"
- Toronto Star
That's Going To Piss Off A Lot Of Customers - Why Would They Do It?
"Ticketmaster draws ire over refund policy
Company only refunding money for events that have been officially cancelled"
- Toronto Star
Ah, THAT'S Why They Would Do It
"Concerts are more expensive than ever, but fans don't care
Average ticket price to the most to the most popular tours has almost quadrupled over two decades"
- Toronto Star
Only Somebody With A Boring Life Would Say That
"Invasion of our privacy a price worth paying for our health"
- Toronto Star
Pastor Dying Of Coronavirus Should Be A Big One
But, How The Faithful Respond Is All In The Interpretation...
"Faithful Look for Signs in Crisis"
- New York Times
Personally, I Reach For My Hanns Johst, A Man Who Understood Why Americans Turn To Their Guns
"We reach for art when world turns scary"
- Toronto Star
But, If You Have All Day To Cook, Cordon Bleu Beckons!
"Let's all get back to the stir-fry basics"
- Toronto Star
They'll Have To Leave Fossil Politicians Behind First
"U.K. tries to leave fossil fuels behind"
- Toronto Star
If You Have To Live Inside A Beatle's Tune, There Are Worse To Choose From
"Everyone needs to help end bullying"
- Toronto Star
"Eat less meat, help the planet"
- Toronto Star
"Cuomo pleads for help
Urges healthcare workers to come to N.Y. hospitals"
- Toronto Sun
"Donated ski goggles helping to protect health-care workers"
- Toronto Star
"Skiing instructor helped by strangers
Polish woman stuck in B.C. offered lodging, a job and a friendly chat"
- Toronto Star
"Race is on to help Brits breathe easier"
- Toronto Sun
"Owners leading RVs for hospital staff to self-isolate
Many camper rental service clients waiving fees and costs to help"
- Toronto Star
That's Why I Only Predict The Past
And Even Then, I'm Only Successful 76% Of The Time
"Future is very hard to predict"
- Toronto Star
But, Thanks For Playing
"Enough with the virus talk. I need some normal!"
- Toronto Star
"Normal is still a long way away"
- Toronto Star
It's Defeatist Talk Like That That's Pushing So Many Airlines To The Edge Of Bankruptcy!
"For the sake of our democracy, we can't let falsehoods continue to fly"
- Globe and Mail
Sounds Like A Big Yes To Me
"After the pandemic, do we need to rethink home care?"
- Toronto Star
"Ford urged to overhaul rules to protect seniors"
- Toronto Star
Popcorn Spilled On Your Head...
People Talking Over The Action...
Overpriced Concession Food...
What's Not To Love?
"A Film Critic Misses Sitting in the Dark With You"
- New York Times
Oh, No You Di'int!
"Canada's truckers are in it for the long haul"
- Toronto Star
I Can't Help But Think That The Message Here Is More Mixed Than A Martini In A Hurricane...
"Can a frugal life be a joyful life?
Serina Bird thinks so, and her nearly $2-million net worth shows it can be profitable, too"
- Toronto Star
How About Telling Jokes About It?
"Too soon to talk about a 'new normal'"
- Toronto Star
You Mean, You Want To Stop Purple Hazing?
"Fraternities and their outdated ideas of manhood have to end"
- Globe and Mail
So Bossy! You'll Never Get What You Want With THAT Attitude!
"Long-term-care crisis was long time in making. Fix it now"
- Toronto Star
That's Better
You're Still Not Going To Get What You Want, But At Least I Can Refuse You With Civility
"We must take opportunity to reform senior care"
- Toronto Star
Economists Finally Get A Forecast Right
"Slow growth forecast in 2020:
- Toronto Star
"Police Can Only Kill So Many People At A Time," President Explained
"It Was Time To Privatize The Mayhem"
"Under Bolsonaro, Gun Access Soars in Brazil"
- New York Times
But, Until Our Bodies Are Made Of Silicone, Those Are The Only Appendages We Have!
"Canada in no position to point carbon fingers"
- Toronto Star
After All They Sacrificed For You, The Least You Can Do Is Help Them Finance Designer Ice Floes
"Elderly deserve better than to be just left to die"
- Toronto Star
They Can, However, Take Solace in The Fact That You Can Still Shoot People Infected By It
"Autocrats' woe: You can't shoot a virus"
- Toronto Star
Unfortunately, His Intellectual Border Is In Lockdown
"Ford will need an open mind on economic recovery"
- Toronto Star
Are We Taking Too Much Attention Away From Paper Towel Persons?
"Hey, there, toilet paper people. Let's have a little chat"
- Toronto Star
