Les Pages Aux Folles: Unorthodox Headlines Question Endomorphic Pantaloons
Unorthodox Headlines Question Endomorphic Pantaloons
Take A Step Back
"Out of work and got a job offer that feels like a step back. What should I do?"
- Globe and Mail
Over A Pachyderm's Dead Body!
"Botswana ending ban on elephant hunt?"
- Toronto Sun
You're Asking Him To Interfere With God's Judgment?
"Biden can win. But can he help Americans left behind?"
- Toronto Star
Let's Choose The Grim Fate Behind Door Number Three -
What Have We Got To Lose?
"THE WAY OUT
As signs suggest pandemic losing steam, some say we have two options, Andrew Coyne writes. But what if we don't need to decide between either grim fate?"
- Globe and Mail
It Depends What You Ate Before You Threw Up In It
"Is virus making plastic bag waste worse?"
- Toronto Star
Belittle The Masculinity Of The Beans For Many Years
"I'm seeing whipped coffee all over social media. How do you make it?"
- Globe and Mail
They Only Meet During Snowstorms?
"Why is the environmental movement in Canada so white?"
- Toronto Star
Unless The State Is Considering Allowing The Newly Deceased To Vote, Yeaaaahh!
"Could Wisconsin election be used to suppress votes?"
- Toronto Star
I Knew The British Education System Was Deteriorating, But I Had No Idea It Was This Bad!
"Does Brexit spell the end for the Mother of Parliaments?"
- Globe and Mail
I'm Hoping...Kids?
"Who do we see in kids' books?"
- Toronto Star
It Should Be Okay, As Long As It's Not To Wisconsin...
"What if Canada moved its capital?"
- Globe and Mail
Inquiring Minds Don't Want To Know
"Is it safe to have sex during a pandemic?"
- Toronto Star
STONE THEM!
I Mean, Get Them High And Give Them The Vaccine While They Are
What Did You Think I Meant?
"What if we get a vaccine and people refuse it?"
- Toronto Star
The Real Estate WTF Works For Most Of Us
"Which real estate ETF is right for me?"
- Globe and Mail
For Kings And Queens, Temper Tantrums Never Go Out Of Fashion
"A welcome fit for royalty?"
- Toronto Star
As It Happened, No, But, To Be Fair, A Wet Block Of Cement Is Also A Stark Contrast To Donald Trump
"Standing in stark contrast to Donald Trump, could Andrew Yang be a force in the Democratic primary?"
- Globe and Mail
Some Shakespearean Modernizations Work Better Than Others
"To ventilate or not to ventilate?"
- Toronto Star
The Bridge Of A Starship Would Be Cool
"What could classrooms look like?"
- Toronto Star
Install A Powerful Enough Fan That Nobody In It Will Be Able To See Anything For All The Dust In The Air
"How can I refresh our powder room without renovating?"
- Globe and Mail
That's Nothing New In This Hemisphere
"Empty stadiums for soccer?"
- Toronto Star
He Threatens To Shoot You If You Don't Stop Breathing In His Direction
"How do you know you're talking to a real cop?"
- Toronto Star
Less Than Your Work Is Worth
"I want to be a pathologist studying diseases...what will my salary be?"
- Globe and Mail
What Makes You Think They Haven't? Have You Looked At Their Gills Lately?
"With oil reeling, is it time for investors to go green?"
- Toronto Star
At Least You Know What You'll Be Getting...
"Should I reinvite cheating ex-husband into family?"
- Toronto Star
Their First Mistake Was Allowing Maxwell Smart To Programme The Devices
"TROUBLESOME TRAFFIC
Are drivers any better off with 'Smart Signals'?"
- Toronto Sun
His Family
Raccoons Gotta Stop Mooching For Government Handouts And Learn To Take Responsibility For Themselves!
"Dead raccoon deserves a burial, but who should handle the job?"
- Toronto Star
You Expecting Them To Take Responsibility?
Who Do You Think They Are - Raccoons?
"'How can they blame us for this?'"
- Toronto Star
Sure. You Can Always Read By The Headlights
"It's not that cold out. Should I still be plugging in my car?"
- Globe and Mail
Better Him Than Me!
...What Are We Being Blamed For?
"Did Babcock deserve blame?"
- Toronto Star
To Need To Buy Another Carton Of Breath Mints
"What do you expect when trash talking ex?"
- Toronto Star
With So Many Citizens Dying Of The Coronavirus, The Country Will Be Able To Do It By 2022 For Six Pounds And A Handful Of Pennies
"Labour pledges internet for all Britain
The plan foresees country online by 2030, but what will it cost?"
- Toronto Star
The Official Ones Or The Actual Ones?
The Development Is In The Details
"Just how bad are the job numbers, really?"
- Globe and Mail
