Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Can't Be Bothered to Come Up With A Clever Headline For Itself
Headlines Can't Be Bothered to Come Up With A Clever Headline For Itself
Have You Met Us?
"We can use this pandemic to become a kinder society"
- Toronto Star
Yeah, That Sounds More Like Us
"Vulnerable patients are being left behind"
- Toronto Star
Who Are You And What Have You Done With The Newspaper's Editorial Board‽
"Nationalization isn't all bad - it could keep many virus-bashed companies alive"
- Globe and Mail
As If Anybody Could Stop Him?
"Letting Trump take charge is the real American tragedy"
- Toronto Star
That's Normally the Globe's Position - Are We Living In Some Kind Of Journalistic Body Switch Movie‽
"Businesses normally shy from 'nanny state' aid"
- Toronto Star
A "Gentlemen's C" Would Be Wrong On So Many Levels
"Pandemic puts gender inequality to the test"
- Toronto Star
All The News That Fits...Thirty Years Ago...
"MARKETS LEAVE THE ECONOMY BEHIND"
- Globe and Mail
I Gue - Err, Suppose...
"'We can't leave out health to guesswork'"
- Toronto Star
If It Had Ended The Same, Why Bother?
"When all this ends - it'll be different"
- Toronto Star
Men!
"Keeping abreast of latest trend
End of the world is nigh, so let's talk nipples"
- Toronto Sun
He Drank The Players Under The Table And Frequently Yelled At Them Incoherently For No Particular Reason?
"Coach earned respect the old-fashioned way"
- Toronto Star
HINT: You Give It, We Take It (When There Is No Oncoming Traffic)
"Trust must be treated as a two-way street"
- Toronto Star
The Vendetta Comes Later
"Putting V in va-va-voom"
- Toronto Sun
And. You Thought It Was Reporting On The News!
"Defending human rights is the goal of journalism"
- Toronto Star
Are You Sure That's Not Just Hot Air?
"Hydrogen expected to fuel European stimulus plan"
- Toronto Star
You Mean, Not Everything In My Twitter Feed Is True? But...But...But #bigbrain1237 Assured Me That It Was!
"Social-media platforms must do more to counter misinformation"
- Globe and Mail
Please! Paul McCartney Had His Fifteen Minutes Of Fame!
"Captive walruses deserve to be in the spotlight, too"
- Toronto Star
Lying To Your Friends ... Is Human Nature
"'Lying to a bank … is fraud'"
- Toronto Sun
The Index Alone Will Make Up All Of Volume 27
"Here's what white people still don't understand."
- Toronto Star
The Adams Family Butler So Nice, They Had To Name Check Him Twice
"Summer camps left in the lurch
Province offers no guidance on opening, leaving programs in lurch"
- Toronto Star
Male Leaders Still VisiCalc In Crisis
"Female Leaders Excel In Crisis"
- New York Times
Closed Encounters Of The Worst Kind
"CLOSED FOREVER: WEXFORD RESTAURANT
Wexford was a Scarborough icon
Politicians, hockey players - even the Stanley Cup - made appearances at the diner"
- Toronto Star
"CLOSED FOREVER: PAPPAS GRILL
Family-owned Greektown fave bids 'adio'
After 33 years of 'beautiful memories,' Pappas Grill leaves Danforth foodies 'devastated'"
- Toronto Star
"CLOSED FOREVER: CLUB 120
LGBTQ community loses safe space
Church Street's Club 120 and the 120 Diner closing doors for good with debts piling up"
- Toronto Star
"CLOSED FOREVER: CROCODILE ROCK
Last call for Toronto bar, nightclub
Hot spot forced to close its doors after 30 years because of the pandemic"
- Toronto Star
"CLOSED FOREVER: SOUTHERN ACCENT
Toronto loses it southern spice
Doors closing almost four decades after introducing city to Cajun-Creole cuisine"
- Toronto Star
"CLOSED FOREVER: PROHIBITION GASTROHOUSE
Pandemic proved prohibitive to eatery"
- Toronto Star
"CLOSED FOREVER: PROHIBITION NISHDISH
Anishinaabe restaurant's unique role will be missed
Chief raising money in hopes of reopening catering operation, but west-end eatery is gone"
- Toronto Star
They Think It's A Safe Investment - Waddya Wanna Bet?
"Queen's Park lends $500M to OLG to avoid layoffs"
- Toronto Star
Rats Have Always Been All About The Social Distancing
"Is It Safe to Go Out?
Check the Sewers First."
- New York Times
Or, At Least Try To Agree On A Universe To Gather Their Facts From
"Mixed messages show leaders need to get their facts together"
- Toronto Star
Unlike Other Rappers, Who Followed Their Indigestions
"Toronto rapper Nav following his dreams"
- Toronto Star
Minneapolis Police Jealous
"Rio Police Add to Record Number of Killings"
- New York Times
Knelt? Seriously? Since When Is Kneeling A Crime? This Is Outrageous! An Egregious Miscarriage Of - Ohhhh...
"Cop who knelt on Black man charged
Minneapolis under curfew while protests rock cities around U.S."
- Toronto Star
Although You Can't Eat Airline Tickets...
"Travel: Our longing to explore is as universal as the urge to eat"
- Globe and Mail
If Panda Arms Go Atomic, The World Will Have A New Apex Predator
"From nuclear arms to wildlife"
- Toronto Star
Emotionally
"How not to invest in bank stocks"
- Globe and Mail
Politicians Not Exactly Pillars Of Their Communist
"Chinese youth struggle to find work post-outbreak
Community party unable to fulfill promises, may suffer serious damage"
- Toronto Star
What Are You Talking About? For Them, This Was The Old Normal!
"Gig workers, freelancers grapple with uncertainty
As economy slowly normalizes, fears mount that precarious workers will be left behind"
- Toronto Star
Building Our Dystopian Future One Empty Tall Office Building At A Time
"As tech firms ditch their offices, developers vow to keep building skyscrapers
Construction projects in Toronto and Vancouver continue despite companies seeking to sublease space they no longer want"
- Globe and Mail
Giraffes? They're Just Unicorns With Long Necks...
"Learn about giraffes and help protect their habitat"
- Toronto Star
Because Changes With "Adrenal Glands" Weren't Getting Anywhere
"CRISIS IN LONG-TERM-CARE HOMES
Changes with 'teeth' needed to mend flawed system, advocates tell province"
- Toronto Star
