Headlines Are Getting Used to Med Lines, And They Don't Feel Too Good About It

Gen E(xistential) Doesn't Exactly Roll Off The Tongue, Though, So They'll Have To Wait For A Name

"Young Canadians face uncertainty about the future" - Toronto Star

QAnon Trying To Blame The Country For Virus Outbreak

"Mexico running out of beer, but keeps brewing Corona for U.S." - Toronto Star

You Also Suffer From A Deadly Virus

"Dear America: You're sick. Don't visit us" - Globe and Mail

 But, She's A Little Canadian, Right?
Come On - You Can Give Us That. She's A Little Canadian...

"She's not Canadian no matter how badly we want it" - Toronto Star

So...They Have To Become Liberals? Seems Like A Waste Of Decades Of Rhetoric

"The Tories choice of leader doesn't matter - not as much as what the party does next. To win, Conservatives need to set aside their Harper-era strategies, embrace a more modern outlook and find ways to persuade younger generations to support them, John Ibbitson writes" - Globe and Mail

Life Is A Learning Experience

"I only want a companion, but men want more" - Toronto Star

So, If We Just Stopped Testing... Dammit! I Hate When President Trump Is Right!

"New COVID cases on rise again in Ontario
Glitch in system that had led to report of fewer than average cases solved" - Toronto Star

 1. Don't
2. See Lesson 1.

"Lessons of Israel's Hasty School Reopening" - New York Times

 Billions Of Dollars Of Debt,
Buildings That Will Never Be Used Again,
Chaos In The Centre Of A Major City -
What's Not To Love?

"Hosting the Olympics is becoming a troubled concept" - Toronto Star

His Problem Isn't With Unions - Its With Reality

"Plan to reopen schools based on flawed data" - Toronto Star

 "Sick of the games
Preem fed up with ‘constant' teacher union attacks directed at school reopenings" - Toronto Sun

Most Victims Died Happy, So They Never Developed A Vaccine

"Twas a time when dancing itself was a pandemic" - Toronto Star

I Wish I May, I Wish I Might...

"Private investment may lead climate fix" - Toronto Star

 "COVID-19 vaccine may be just months away, experts say"
- Globe and Mail

 "Working through illness may not fly anymore" - Toronto Star

 "Crisis may resolve DH debate" - Toronto Star

 "Meaning of safety in workplace may change" - Toronto Star

 "Housing recovery might take until 2023" - Toronto Star

 "Brian May designs new sports bra" - Toronto Sun

 "First-time buyers hope to cash in on crisis
There may be opportunities in the housing market, but experts warn that they come with risk" - Toronto Star

 "How the pandemic may reshape Venice
As Italians emerge from lockdown, they are able to see their uncluttered city as it might have looked decades ago - and some want to keep it that way" - Globe and Mail

They're Already Developing Theories To Explain Away Their Enthusiasm For Policies That Exacerbated Income Inequality Over The Last 30 Years

"The wealth GAP
The rich are getting richer than ever before - and economists are concerned" - Toronto Star

Going Face Commando Not An Option!

"Masks: Undies for your face" - Toronto Sun

What? "Set Sights On" Too Subtle For You?

"Bausch to spin off eye-care business, focus on other businesses" - Toronto Star

Shooter Didn't Have A Badge - Trust Us, We Checked - So Throw The Book At Him!

"Coward shot him in the back
Video captures killer firing on victim from behind" - Toronto Sun

The Strange Case of Doctor Cause And Mister Effect...

"Cineplex reports 95% drop in revenue" - Toronto Sun

 "Cineplex fully reopening its network of theatres" - Toronto Star

Hasn't He Done Enough To Those Poor People‽

"Trump re-election focus should be on struggling working class" - Toronto Sun

 I'm Sure Economists Will Get Right On That





Ha Ha - I Kill Me!

"Gig workers need legal protections
The changing economy has yet to devise a fair system to treat its workers and ensure rights" - Toronto Star

Proof? Please! Proof Is The Devil's Baby Monitor!

"No proof Employment Insurance a disincentive to work" - Toronto Star

 Kids Have To Go To School So Their Parents Can Go To Work
Nobody Has A Choice

"It's time to talk about school choice in Canada" - Toronto Sun

 Sure.
You Can Just Punch Them In The Face Without Saying Anything To Them

"You can disagree with people without calling them Nazis" - Toronto Star

Expect Stiff Competition Between Hamilton And A High School Production Of Fiddler On The Hot Tin Roof

"Shortened season won't stop Tony Awards" - Toronto Star

 Drive Seven Hours To Buy Something At Three Times The Going Rate?
Potheads May Be High, But They're Not, Like, Stupid, Man

"After two years, illegal pot still dominates industry
Lack of physical stores in large provinces, steep prices cited for legal consumption lag" - Toronto Star

Conservatives Considering Suing For Copyright Infringement

"Moving the goalposts
Feds' phony claim about lifting Canadians out of poverty" - Toronto Sun

Our Casket Makers Appreciate Your Sacrifice

"Canadians urged to shop as usual" - Toronto Star

Unfortunately, Economics Is An Unhappy Toddler That Lurches From One Side To The Other, Knocking Its Toys Everywhere

"Canada is poised to keep up its tech growth
The country has the building blocks in place to see the creation of many homegrown, successful firms that remain based here" - Globe and Mail

The More Members Of The Public Are Inflated, The Better Targets They Make

"BoC turns to public for inflation targeting" - Toronto Star