Just Like Everybody Else, Headlines Couldn't Wait For 2020 To End
And Just Like Everybody Else, They Had To

"Never Again" Has A Selective Memory

"Ontario adopts global anti-Semitic definition" - Toronto Star

 "History's missing chapters
A new video campaign uses a simple method to show how much Black history is taught in Ontario schools. The simple answer? Not much" - Toronto Star

 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
Fool Me Once, Shame On You
Fool Me A Dozen Times, You Must Have A Government Contract
No Fooling

"TTC going back to Bombardier for streetcars" - Toronto Star

If You're Gonna Swear, Can't You Use *s Or -s Like A Normal Newspaper?

"Biden's fracking unfriendliness could cost him" - Globe and Mail

 As Bowel Movement Nears, Trump Holds Rally
He Really Doesn't Need Much Motivation...

"As debate nears, Trump holds rally" - Toronto Star

For A Newspaper That's Not Based In The Prairies, You Sure Seem To Have A Keen Interest In Their Well-being...

"Canada may soon see Screw the West 2.0" - Toronto Sun

Who The Racists Are Is Where The Disagreement Ends

"Racism a problem, Canadians agree" - Toronto Star

Hmm...Seems Like We've Been Sustaining It For Decades...

"Is there a problem spending can't solve?
Yes - Canada's unustainable deficit" - Globe and Mail

 And, They Had Terrible Childhoods
And, Society Made Them Do It
And, They're Orphans...

"Daily Shield hand sanitizer recalled for having methanol
Distributor BioLife Sciences says it didn't manufacture product, and it was a bad batch" - Toronto Star

But, If We Don't Admit It, We Don't Need To Stop It

"We must admit racism before we can stop it" - Toronto Star

 They Have Been Doing Something About It: Many Give Generously To The NAACP
It's Just That...Anonymous Donations Are The Most Sincere

"BREAKING THE SILENCE
White people know racism exists. Now, it's time for them to finally do something about it" - Globe and Mail

Friendliness Of It May Determine Alimony Rate

"Divorce lawyers expect 'second wave' - Toronto Star

Because We Should Trust The Guy Who Likes To Get Pissed And Wear His Underwear On His Head To Save Us From COVID?

"Let's try personal responsibility over broad lockdowns" - Toronto Sun

Lucy Van Pelt Is Not Impressed

"The school nurse is not in" - Toronto Star

You're Really Not Moving The Lucy Van Pelt-Metre Back Towards Impressed...

"No matter who wins, Canada has issues" - Toronto Star

And, The Hits Just Keep On Coming

"Canopy Growth lays off unspecified number of staff as restructuring continues" - Globe and Mail

 "Aurora to cut staff in European restructuring" - Toronto Star

 "Microsoft cuts dozens of MSN jobs in move to AI" - Toronto Star

 "Walmart eliminating hundreds of corporate jobs
Retailer among many slimming down office staff during pandemic" - Toronto Star

 "Global News cuts staff in 'significant' restructuring" - Toronto Star

 "Cenovus to lay off 25% of workers
Most of the cuts to come in Calgary as firm merges with Husky Energy" - Toronto Star

 "CBC to cut over 60 jobs due to dip in revenue" - Toronto Star

 "Vox Media lays off 6 per cent of workforce
Cuts affecting about 70 employees will primarily involve those on furlough" - Toronto Star

 "Newmarket hospital cuts almost 100 nurses - Toronto Star

 "WestJet axes 100 staff, Atlantic Canada flights" - Toronto Star

 "CINEPLEX TO CUT MORE THAN 130 WORKERS ACROSS CANADA AND THE U.S." - Globe and Mail

 "Bombardier to cut 200 jobs at Thunder Bay plant
Layoffs will leave 270 workers, from 1,100 as recently as last year" - Toronto Star

 "Organigram to lay off at least 220 workers
Cannabis firm warns it will cultivate less product" - Toronto Star

 "Kirkland Lake Gold to cut 255 Holt staff" - Toronto Star

 "CAE to lay off 350 after major drop in revenue" - Toronto Star

 "GTAA cutting 500 jobs due to drop in air traffic
Passenger levels at Pearson have fallen to 1996 levels, operator says" - Toronto Star

 "Linkedin to lay off 1,000 amid hiring slowdown
Global sales and hiring sections to be hit hardest by job cuts, CEO says" - Toronto Star

 "Via Rail to lay off 1,000 as ridership, routes take hit" - Toronto Star

 JC Penney cuts 1,000 jobs as it closes stores" - Toronto Star

 "City of Vaughan lays off 1,100 employees" - Toronto Star

 "Retailer Le Chateau to close its doors
Liquidating all 123 stores will eliminate 1,400 jobs at Montreal-based company" - Toronto Star

 "Transat to permanently lay off 2,000
Company posts dire financial results as it struggles to survive and keep Air Canada deal alive" - Toronto Star

 "Suncor to cut up to 2,000 employees" - Globe and Mail

 "Boeing to cut 7,000 jobs as firm adjusts to 'new reality' - Toronto Star

 "Cathay Pacific Airways cuts 8,500 jobs" - Toronto Star

 "Alberta government to cut up to 11,000 health-care jobs" - Toronto Star

 "American Airlines plans 19,000 furloughs, layoffs
Reduction is in addition to 23,500 who have already left the airline" - Toronto Star

It Would Probably Make For Difficult Living, Too

"Descent into civil war would make for difficult viewing" - Toronto Star

Rudy Giuliani Hints Agency May Face Funding Cut If It Isn't Shared With Him

"NASA scrapes up asteroid dirt" - Toronto Star

Don't Hold Superspreader Events

"What superspreader events can tell us about the way forward in the pandemic" - Toronto Star

Virus Scratches Its Head, Doesn't Know If It Should Laugh Or Cry

"Halton, Durham leaders fear restrictions
As province sets record in number of new cases, regions call for lenience" - Toronto Star

We Had No Clue Mom Invested In Insects!

"Ma's wealth rockets with record Ant IPO" - Toronto Star

But They'll Be Getting A Classic Comic Book, So It's All Good

"Bombardier to get $225 million less cash in Spirit deal" - Toronto Star

And, Who Knows? Maybe Some Day People Will Be Allowed To Go To It Some Day...

"The magic of centre stage
The Stratford Festival turned to Hariri Pontarini Architects to create the new Tom Patterson Theatre, a technically advanced 77,000-square-foot facility" - Globe and Mail

Aroma Expected To Be Central To Argument

"Bakery appealing tax reassessments" - Toronto Star

For Them, This Is Practically Forward Looking

"Quebec's sovereigntists pin their hopes on 1995's unfinished business" - Globe and Mail

Seeing How Long It Takes For You To Stop Trusting Them Will Be A Good Test Of Your Relationship

"Look for someone you trust to be your power of attorney" - Toronto Star

Don't You Just Hate Pushy Guidelines? They Can Be Soooooo Demanding!

"New obesity guidelines want doctors to shift their thinking" - Toronto Star

 Not Even A T-shirt?
What A Rip!

"Leave the EU, get nothing in return" - Globe and Mail

For Variety, Try Striping Them For A While

"Algonquin Park trails ideal for spotting wildlife" - Toronto Star

 That Short A Time?
Planet Hopes To Do As Much Healing As Possible In Small Window

"Airlines won't recover for four to five years, Star Alliance CEO says" - Globe and Mail

Wishes Really Do Come True?

"Why 2021 will be better than 2020" - Globe and Mail

A Mint Was Tastefully Placed Beside Each Shell Casing

"Three killed in Nice church attack" - Toronto Star