Les Pages Aux Folles: Headlines Couldn't Think of Anything to Say (For Once)
Headlines Couldn't Think of Anything to Say (For Once)
Otherwise, We Could Find Our Personal Information Sold To Sketchy Third Party Vendors
If We Start Getting A Flood Of Email From Magic Lamp Salesmen ("Was Owned By A Little Old Lady Who Only Took The Genie Out For A Spin On Weekends!"), It Will Be Too Late
"Owe it to our Constitution to read Quebec's fine print"
- Toronto Star
Cold For Teacher
"Ford shows federal Tories how to do it"
- Toronto Star
"Scheer is still fighting the last war - which he lost"
- Toronto Star
He Was Hit By A Bus, But Still...
"Senior dies days after vaccination"
- Toronto Sun
She Wanted To See Hamilton When It Finally Reopened
"Willow the kangaroo escaped her zoo for a reason"
- Toronto Star
They Haven't Been Replaced By AIs?
Has Elon Musk Been Informed Of This‽
"Remember, scientists are only human
- Toronto Star
The Rest Of Us Should Panic
"Desjardin's new chief economist is optimistic"
- Toronto Star
Unless Your Latest Assignment Is Late, In Which Case You Should Seriously Consider Skipping Town
"You don't necessarily have to fear the 'work wife'"
- Toronto Star
Good To Know Developers Have Some Limits
"Ontario cottage country is not out of the woods yet"
- Globe and Mail
Now, Now - My Writing Isn't THAT Bad
"Toronto hack looks back, and not just in rear view"
- Toronto Star
Take A Bite Out Of Them To See If They're Fresh
"What not to do when shopping for plants"
- Toronto Star
Oh, Sure, Now That You're No Lo nger The Ones Who Will Be Oversighted!
"Ex-military leaders say civilian oversight needed"
- Toronto Star
Forget That! The Last Building Standing Will Be Declared The True Victor
"Israel and Hamas both assert victory
Palestinians and Israelis begin to assess scale of damage amid ceasefire that came after days of fighting"
- Globe and Mail
How Zen Of It!
"City that never sleeps is now waking up"
- Toronto Star
And About Mosquito Repellent
In Fact, Mostly About Mosquito Repellent
Without The Mosquito Repellent, You Won't Be Able To Appreciate The Importance Of The Land
"Camping is about the importance of the land"
- Toronto Star
Would Be Easier If It Would Stop Wearing Those Damn Dark Glasses!
"Inside one man's hunt for the elusive river otter"
- Toronto Star
Clearly, Our Work Here Is Done
"Ontarians frustrated, anxious: Poll"
- Toronto Sun
It's Good To Eat The King!
"Perk up your risotto with some perch, king of Ontario fish"
- Toronto Star
How About Never? Does Never Work For You?
"We should not abandon the Afghan people now"
- Toronto Star
The Mulder & Scully Consulting Firm Can Help
"Protect yourself against the future"
- Toronto Star
Replace It With A Gerbil
"How to keep your dog safe from household poisons"
- Toronto Star
Yeah, And Monkeys Could Fly Out Of - Hey, What's That Cheeping Noise?
"'Ma Rainey' could take home the most trophies"
- Toronto Star
"Zhao could be second woman to win as director"
- Toronto Star
"It could be Christmas before all have shots"
- Toronto Star
"GameStop saga is over, but effect on Wall Street could be longer-lasting"
- Toronto Star
"She could have planned for partner's declining years"
- Toronto Star
Not According To My Friendly Neighbourhood Undertaker
"Did you get an AstraZeneca vaccine?
You made the right call, according to economics"
- Globe and Mail
May Have To Throw Out Shoes It Was Wearing At The Time
"Ottawa steps into Line 5 legal dispute"
- Toronto Star
Every One? There Wasn't A Good Kid Anywhere In The City? Not One?
"Summer camp is a reprieve that every city kid deserves"
- Toronto Star
We Already Fund The Research That You Reap Profits From - What More Could You Possibly Want?
"Government and business must be partners"
- Toronto Star
Funny - American Columnists Say Exactly The Same Thing
Why Do We Need You, Again?
"The deeper roots of C-10, in the thickets of cultural nationalism
The belief is that, if left to Canadians to choose, too many of us would consume too much American content. The reason this is a bad thing is never quite spelled out"
- Globe and Mail
Everything Will Be Done Strictly By The Book - It Could Take Years!
"Canada's privacy watchdog investigating Pornhub"
- Toronto Star
Invariably Ends In A Pale Cantaloupe Truce
"The battle between orange and red"
- Toronto Star
Mars May Be Too Close - Try Pluto Just To Be Safe
"Space can reignite intimacy"
- Toronto Star
But, Why Invest In Art That Is A Carbon Copy Of Previous Works When There Are So Many Original Artists?
"Derivatives: More Canadians are investing their savings, and doing it themselves"
- Globe and Mail
Although A Provincial Government That Cared Would Help
"Community science is key to ensuring safe water supply"
- Toronto Star
If So, Why Do The Bandages And Aspirins Always Seem To Go To The Wealthy?
"Those hit hardest should be top priority"
- Toronto Star
